Send a funny sentence.

There are so many brain-dead people in the world, but you have become one of the best.

2, I won't sing with trepidation, because I don't want to roll my eyes.

Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

The teacher asked him what to do when he came home and found a gas leak. He only heard a classmate say nothing, lit a cigarette and calmed down. I'm speechless. ...

Love, like poop, can't stop his sinister face.

6, the real warrior dares to face the girlfriend who removes makeup!

I lost my way in love.

When you have a cold, look up at the sky, so that you can enjoy the scenery and prevent your nose from staying. ...

9, you also learn from others Tencent, and call me dear every time you go online. ...

10, primary school students have been to Valentine's Day, middle school students have been to Singles Day, and the rest of college students have been to Children's Day. ...

1 1. Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes directly and I can't display it.

12. Now you scold me because you don't know me yet. When you get to know me later, you will definitely hit me.

Your appearance has seriously affected my life.

14, tomorrow, singles will observe 24 hours of silence for their lovers!

15, skipping classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

16, my adolescence met my mother's menopause.

17, whether the cat walks in a straight line depends entirely on the mouse.

18, the most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

19, when you read this line clearly: friend, you stepped on me.

If computer technology can be applied to reality, I really want to embed your five senses.

2 1, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not let people show off?

22. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat;

23. Mosquito, take another bite, or I will eat you.

24. Those who have wings are not necessarily angels, but may also be birdmen.

25, a day without reading, no one can see; If you don't study for a week, it will start to explode; If you don't study in January, your IQ will be lost to pigs.

26. One orangutan read the palm of another orangutan: Your fate is tragic, and you will evolve into a human being.

Twinkling stars, stars in the sky, daydreams full of money.

28. Oh, my name is Baoyu, and I want to buy it as soon as possible.

29. It is better to play cotton at home in love these days.

If God gives me another chance to be born again, I must choose the Tang Dynasty, so I don't have to learn English or lose weight.

3 1, riding a bike into a tree, the posture is still cool.

32. When I grow up, I want to marry the Tang Priest. If I can play, I will play. If I can't, I will eat him.

The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

34. Laugh for ten years, then two laughs are not directly killed?

Don't always try to win me by Romeo's means. I am not your Juliet at all.

36. I fool around with mice every day to rest dogs and cats. This is also a sign of caring for small animals.

37. When farting, have you ever thought about the feeling of underwear? There is wood.

38. A good man must be sexy.

39. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

40. If it is a long insole face, don't step on it.

4 1, a person's longest love history is narcissism.

42. If you want to mix rivers and lakes, you'd better be single.

43. Why do I have an Altman transformation card but I can't transform?

44. How much you can worry about is like a pair of long pants for everyone.

45. When I was a child, the teacher explained the meaning of "handsome" on the blackboard, which puzzled me. My deskmate quietly handed me a mirror, and suddenly, I understood.

46. No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

47. If people are bored, they can play with their noses for a while.

48. Now, the only thing I can afford to put down is chopsticks.

49. Students, don't be invisible. In 50 years, your head will not shine.

50, whenever the charge sounded, I quickly hid in the ditch, because: I am undercover!

Send a humorous sentence

I am going to meet other parents tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his child first.

2) Newton died, leaving behind a bunch of formulas, and Qu Yuan died, leaving behind a three-day holiday. It is China people who sympathize with us in China!

3) I wanted to borrow this final exam to turn over salted fish, but I didn't expect to stick to the pot.

4) If you are reading this sentence, it means that you like me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it?

5) I hope that when my grades come out, I will feel guilty that I don't deserve such a high score.

6) When I was a child, I felt that Internet cafes were the most wasteful places. Twenty dollars disappeared in an afternoon. Now I feel that Internet cafes are the most economical places. Twenty dollars can sit for an afternoon.

7) When my grades were poor, teachers and classmates laughed at me, saying that I would definitely not be admitted to the university and would have to move bricks in the future. Not convinced, I secretly made up my mind to get up early and be greedy for the dark, study hard and make rapid progress in my grades. Finally, I was admitted to the university. I study civil engineering and move bricks after graduation. I just want to prove to them that moving bricks is destiny takes a hand's, and it has nothing to do with whether to take the college entrance examination or not!

8) Wife: Husband, what if someone calls me a beauty in the street? Husband: Then you should help him cross the street quickly. Wife: Husband, why is this? Husband: Because he is blind.

9) I swear I'll chop my hand if I go shopping in Taobao again. Now I look at prosthetic limbs on Taobao.

10) As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you can't escape from class anywhere. Teachers will never understand.

Humorous sentences suitable for speaking

1) What's it like to fall in love at first sight? Have you ever seen RMB?

2) I can't understand those boys who discriminate against homosexuality. You are stupid. Every gay couple has two more girls.

3) How to euphemistically describe the ugliness of others?

Every time I see those skinny people in the street, I want to give her some meat to eat. It's pathetic.

5) As long as you hand in blank papers together, you can be the first. Why kill each other?

6) If the director lets Big Wolf eat a sheep, the ratings will definitely skyrocket.

7) People who know your past are terrible, but people who have photos of your past are even more terrible!

8) People's potential can be stimulated. For example, if you give me a catty of bricks, I may not be able to carry them, but if you give me a catty of RMB, I will definitely pick them up and run.

9) I hope you don't live as well as me, die earlier than me, eat badly, sleep badly, and look particularly old.

10) lucky money is something that adults give to adults. Show us on the way.

1 1) When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Now that I think about it, I think those students are really amazing. They met someone at a young age.

12) I never saw much money in my life when I thought my wallet was really poor.

13) The difference between new heels and old shoes is that if the new shoes are stepped on, you will say that you stepped on my shoes, but the old shoes are different. You stepped on my foot!

14) As a student, I hope the harder the topic, the better. I can't write it anyway. Learning to be a bully is enough.

15) No matter how decent a person is, he should put down his face with me. No matter how chaste women are, I want them to take off their clothes. Don't ask me why, I run a bathhouse.

16) If someone thinks you are stupid, you can continue to play dumb. Anyway, you have nothing to do but Doby!

17) I heard the clerk say hello when I went shopping this morning. what can I do for you? I really want to say yes. To pay for me.

Woman: Let's do it! What do you mean? Woman: Oh, dear! Your parents often do this. Man: (silent for a few seconds) Shit! Let me know if you want to call!

19) After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I was doing. I was silent for a while and said to him; As long as you are happy. Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night.

20) My girlfriend leans on the shoulders of stupid boys and sweetly asks: We have been together for more than a month, why haven't you attacked me? Boy: Do you really want me to attack you? My girlfriend's eyes sparkled with expectation: Really! Boy: OK, I'm going to attack you. The boy said and stood up. Suddenly, his legs swept away and his girlfriend fell to the ground.

Popular humorous sentences suitable for saying.

2 1) Xiao Ming, please change the teacher's heartbreak for us into a passive sentence. We fucked the teacher's heartbreak. Xiao Ming, get out of here!

22) Edison went shopping with a couple. When he got home, he invented the light bulb.

23) Young people should never lose confidence because of a math subject. You are not alone in this issue.

24) If there is a step between us, as long as you take a step towards me, I will swing the bottle at you. What are you doing so close on a hot day?

25) It is reported that cheating in the college entrance examination will be sentenced. If a college entrance examination student is arrested for cheating, a prisoner will ask him how he got in, and the child can answer. You may not believe it, but I was admitted here.

26) A buddy likes chatting online. Once he went to see a female netizen, and I asked him what was going on. He said: I passed the written test and failed the interview. . .

27) Unconsciously, summer has become the season for boys to show their legs.

28) You think that finding someone who doesn't talk can make me quiet. The class teacher never imagined that I cured that buddy's autism.

29) When I don't like to talk, you should know that there is a little emotion in your small business.

30) I heard an obscene voice on the side of the road today. Come and play, handsome. I sneer at that slut in my heart. I won't kill you today. I took out a dollar coin and rode on her, pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat and the wolf.

3 1) I remember when I was a child, I often pointed to the ugly pictures in the textbook and said to my deskmate, look, this is you. Then the deskmate rummaged through the whole book to find an uglier picture than this and said, look, this is you!

32) In summer, I thank two people: one is Willis Kelly, an American, who invented air conditioning. The other is Hou Yi, a man from China, who killed a grandson.

33) My friend said that she lost several pairs of underwear in a row some time ago, so I advised her to change the house quickly. It is not safe to rent a house in that place. She smiled: Don't bother, I don't wear underwear now.

34) Xiaoming has had a crush on a beautiful woman for a long time. On Christmas Eve, he finally got up the courage to confess to the goddess. The beauty looked at Xiao Ming faintly: I just regard you as my good friend. Xiao Ming's eyes froze, but they lit up immediately. He said excitedly, Let's have sex together.

35) When you walk with me, hold my hand. Didn't the teacher tell you to bring valuables when you were a child?

36) A question: I wonder if people are doing well after death. The other said, live a good life. Everyone was surprised and asked, why do you say that? The man said, have you ever seen a dead man run back? This shows that you have a good life down there!

37) If your boyfriend is a sexy soul, when you want to get something high but can't get it, the sexy soul will say that you idiot won't let me help you, right? If your boyfriend is Park Chanye, Park Chanye will touch your head when he sees it and say he will grow taller, idiot. If it was Bo Xian, he would say: Don't look at me, I can't get it either!

38) The ancient robbery: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass by, stay and buy the toll. After hundreds of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: please go slow at the rice toll station ahead.

39) In class, the teacher asked: What's the name of the duck, little friend? Xiao Ming: What about the sheep? Xiaohong: Baa baa, the teacher finally asked a question: What's the name of the chicken? Xiao Gang: Oh, push. Oh, no, uh-huh.

40) I am 1 m 77, I can cook and wash clothes, I can repair elevators with eight-pack ABS, and I never litter. I am a black belt Sanda fighter in Taekwondo, tearing my dick and beating my wife. I usually like skiing, skydiving, gliding and bungee jumping. Of course, none of this matters. What I am good at is bragging.

Send funny sentences about friends on 20 19.

1, how come your nonsense is more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV?

2. I want to be as thin as a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

I would rather be fat and delicate than thin and similar.

4, the hair is gone, dandruff is more prominent.

5. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.

6, cucumber lies in shooting, life lies in hey.

7. The mind is a commodity, not an ornament.

8, who is whose husband, are fucking temporary workers.

9. Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you are sexy, it only means that your underwear is small.

10, your smile is brighter than that shit in the sun.

1 1, if two people stare at each other for a long time, it is also a very romantic thing.

12, my heart is not a bus, and you can sit down if there is a vacancy.

13. Count the stars with me. Count the moon if your IQ is low.

14, mermaid, I love you, only you won't cheat.

15. My ears are not trash cans. Don't throw anything here.

16, life is like a trip, you may capsize somewhere.

17, your game is called diving brother, and your game is called lurking.

18, the most useless thing in the world is the salary slip, which makes me angry and wipes my ass too carefully.

19, medicine can't cure sick leave, but wine can't solve the problem.

20. Sorry, the signature is too personalized, so the system can't display it. Please refresh.

2 1, do you wipe your ass with your left hand or your right hand? That's disgusting. I use paper.

22, the ancients cloud; With a house, I will have a wife, wife, children, children, and I can be an old man!

23, feelings are like this, you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, someone will always hurt you.

24. When I get rich, I will take the person I hate the most to the best mental hospital in the world.

25. I like this season because of the green sea and warm light, and because everything is beautiful and you are in the middle.

26. The boy should incarnate as a soldier in different battlefields and give his woman a fairy tale.

I'm not as smart as you think, so don't play tricks on me.

28. A man and a woman were called by the teacher to answer questions at the same time, and the whole class was coughing. This is the best campus time in my memory.

29. It is better for me to call for help than to have such scruples.

30. I live well without you, but it doesn't mean that you are unimportant.

3 1, {Let go of the girl and let the old woman go first}

32. Leave the people around you and complain that you are lonely and unloved.

33. Your suffering and your pain are my feelings after ten times.

You said I had changed, but I didn't live according to your idea.

35. The worst thing in life is that you are hungry without you.

What disappoints women is not that you have no money, but that you don't see hope in you.

37. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

38. After the transfusion, the doctor came over and said, Boy, you are lucky to have another bottle.

39. You are the author of your own life. Why do you want to write the script miserably?

40. Guess which superhero I want to be? Spider-Man? Superman? No, your man.

4 1, the right way in the world is vicissitudes, don't be too arrogant to live.

42. In the teacher's eyes, all the questions on the test paper are given points, but in my opinion, all the questions on the test paper are deducted points.

43. The math teacher's mantra is simple @ # RMB%

44. I have always been alone and never need to be loved.

45. I used to like to cling to the past because I was sick before, and there is a better present to cherish.

46. Too beautiful a name is also a mistake. The hit rate was too high, and the teacher pulled it back.

Wechat posts funny sentences.

1, losing weight is not that easy, every piece of meat has its temper.

2. The highest state of vacation is: bored to active learning.

3. People in their thirties still like to call themselves girls, while those who are sixteen or seventeen prefer to call themselves old ladies.

The only reason to hand in the papers in advance is that the people around you are of no use value.

If Lu Xun were still alive, he would not be able to solve his reading problem.

6. After you like me, I will definitely give you a dazzling meal.

7. Do you know what a woman is? It was her partner who said that when I talked to her, I felt that two men were gay!

8. Our invigilator said that the students who want to copy it should just say to get it, and don't always squint at me, or they will not explain it well to your parents at the parent-teacher meeting!

9. A girl shouted at the beautiful mountains and rivers: Motherland! My mother! A boy who secretly loves her quickly shouted: motherland! My mother-in-law

10 One day, Lady White Snake farted, and Xu Xian suddenly realized, "Lady, are you a rattlesnake?"

1 1, I've always heard people say how cool it is to open a room. Finally, one day I couldn't help getting a room ... it's really cool to sleep in such a big bed alone!

Give me a test paper about EXO and let me tell you what a real principal is.

13, Don't be a woman in the next life by Chen Rui and Don't be a man in the next life by Xin Yi. Comments: Don't be a man in the next life!

14. Who invented instant noodles? One bowl is not enough, two bowls are not enough.

15, the Spring Festival is about adults playing cards and children playing around, which makes me feel so embarrassed that I am neither too big nor too small.

16, I just like him, you bite me!

17, people review before the exam, Nima, I seem to be previewing when I open the book!

18, the biggest regret in life is that I can't kiss myself.

19, rock, paper, scissors, if you lose, it's mine, if you win, it's mine.

When I tried to have a cup of tea, I found that there were too many teas at that time.

2 1, don't pretend to be Bao Qingtian just because you have a scar on your head!

22. My biggest dream is to break my sleep record.

23, people, born in bed, died in bed, want to live to death, but also in bed.

24. I want to be like stinky tofu, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

25. Sometimes I find myself ugly and take out my ID card to find that I think too much.

26. I don't want to take the paper or look at the score. This is not cool at all.

27. My wife likes watching penguins, so we are going to Africa and see kangaroos.

28. Teacher, just say which parent you like, and don't always hold parent-teacher conferences.

29. Only those who do well in the exam will say that they have failed in the exam, and they don't even want to say the real scum.

30. My most insidious, worst and biggest plot is to make you fall in love with me.

3 1, "Why is winter vacation shorter than summer vacation?" "Thermal expansion and cold contraction." "Then why is there so much homework?" "Because the quality remains the same."

I have a dream since I was a child, that is, everyone in China will give me a dollar.

Don't laugh suddenly when playing with your mobile phone at home, or your parents will think you are in love.

People who say I have a plan come and tell me how you can tell that I have a plan.

35. invigilator+geographical location+student friendliness in the examination room+mobile phone traffic+mobile phone search speed = test scores.

36. How many beautiful legs are ruined on the face, how many beautiful women are ruined on the body, how many beautiful men are ruined on the height, and how many infatuated men are ruined on poverty.

37. How many students will write the solution first even if they can't do that math problem!

38. The quilt and I really love each other, but the alarm clock doesn't think so.

39, hang conan in the room, trying to fail.

40. I don't want exams, comments or rankings, because that's not cool at all.

4 1, as the old class said, the final exam results are related to your New Year! !

42. In fact, we see that the test paper and the teacher's response to the answer sheet are the same: what the hell!

43, homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

44, a winter vacation is only 20 days! These days, it takes 33 days to be lovelorn.

45. My ex-boyfriend sent me a message asking me to attend his wedding. I calmly answered three words: next time.

46. Quarrel as a child is as simple as this: "You are a pig", "You are a pig" and "Rebound!" "The rebound is invalid!"

47. Daily: I am a big hero Rain Orange: I am a big hero Daily: You are a superwoman

48. Forgive me for being so sexy when I was a child that I didn't even wear underwear.

49. Think about how much you looked down on 60 points in those years. What a stupid idea.

50. Big coin: surf the Internet on the front, sleep on the back, if it is broken, I will study.