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Tell a joke about persimmons and crabs.

1, I heard that eating persimmons and crabs together will be toxic, which is a bit hard. Persimmons are all ready, and now crabs are needed. If you don't like me, send me a few catties of crabs.

2. When cooking, a crab pushes open the lid and says to you, "I'm hot!" Answer: if you want to be red, you can bear it.

3. One day, a tiger chased a crab, and the crab disappeared. The tiger turned around and found a spider in the tree. The tiger said with a smile, don't think I don't know you when you are online.

There will be many disappointments in life. It takes courage to go down! How I want to be free and easy ~ Happy Crab Festival.

The toad in the well wears a green coat, and the crab in the pot wears a red robe.

6. My favorite animal is small crabs, my favorite food is small dumplings, and the cities I yearn for are Chongqing and Beijing. ?

7. Persimmons and pears argue about who is sexy. Please comment on passing peaches. Peach said disdainfully, "Gee, are you still so sexy?" Come here! Look at my body hair! ?