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Men want to sleep after hearing your sweet words.

1. I miss you. I've never missed you as much as I do today. What are you doing? 2. Honey, are you hungry? You can eat me when you are hungry! The most important things for me are: eating, drinking, pulling, dispersing and sleeping. You four. Some things don't need to be done in one night. We can do them every night if there is no hurry. Bad guy, I only want you as a man in my life. 6. Every time I see your tall figure, I feel safe and hide in your arms. 7. Honey, I just miss you. Will you hold me tight? 8. If I am the sea, you are the shore. I want to shoot all the waves at you. 9. Baby, only you can make me so excited and comfortable. 10 husband, you are really great! Do you want to show me again now? (shy face) 1 1, what should I do? I just want to kiss you. 12, I hope that in a few decades, you will be with me, in my arms, like a child. 13, the so-called growth is to hear the word "choppy" and never think about the sea again. 14, just like now, I can hold you tightly and feel unreal and real, because this is what I want to do all my life, and I am really happy! 15, I like you like a gambler on the run who can never turn over. Write the first half of your life on paper, and please give me more advice in the second half. 16, there must be something wrong with my eyes, because my eyes are always helplessly removed from you. 17, you are my world, so others should envy me, because I want to travel around the world, so I will walk beside you! 18, punching and kicking is considered as a sign of intimacy with boys. Actually, girl, I really don't know what your strength is! 19, if you don't talk, just send him a moaning WeChat voice. Uh-huh ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah ~ ah 20. I like the way you are shy, and I like the way you focus. 2 1, give me a fulcrum, and I can pry up an earth; If you give me a knife, you can scare me 22, getting drunk is a very erotic thing, because your mind is full of ideas. 23. Knowing you is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever. 24, loneliness is not born, but from the moment you fall in love with someone. 25. I am willing to make you a cow, a horse and a sheep. Don't want more. You just need to give it a good one. 26. I married the right person, so you are the master of family affairs. Such a worry-free day, people envy me to death! 27. Boys take a bath for 5 minutes and girls for half an hour. Then the question is, how long will it take for men and women to wash together? 28. I still like you very much, like the sunshine in midsummer, leaving no room. 29. Before I met you, I didn't want to like someone. After meeting you, I don't want to like others. 30. Best of all, you suddenly gave me a hug. When the crowd was crowded, you naturally took my hand. Men want to sleep after listening to your sweet words. Missing is like a river, flowing to the sea and my heart. . 2, secretly tell you, fortunately, I don't have a small tail, otherwise I will definitely shake when I see you. 3. Love is an obligation that only you can deeply understand; Love is a kind of happiness, only you can experience it in a hurry; Love is a kind of expectation, waiting for you in minutes. 4, don't always talk to me, uh-huh, oh-oh, can chatting with me also make you climax? Dirty space. 5, how much I like you, maybe not very deep, probably just want to spend this long and short life with you. 6, others are good to you, just to sleep with you, I am different, my sofa living room balcony kitchen will do. 7. Although fate is a shuffler, it is you who play cards, and the cards are in your own hands. 8. Looking at you with a smile, I suddenly realized that I am really the happiest person in the world. . . 9. Getting to know each other is sometimes an act of God. No matter how deep or shallow the fate is, you and I should cherish it! No matter happy or sad, remember that I am willing to share it with you! 10, love you, as natural as the spring breeze blowing willow; Love you, as sweet as autumn fruit; Love you, romance is like a colorful cloud chasing the moon. Honey, I love you! 1 1. Drink your wine of love. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life. 12, I like all parts of your body. What about you? 13. Why did I marry you early? Because I don't want to give other little girls a chance! 14, I envy the sun, he can see your bright smile, I envy the moon, she can watch you sleep peacefully, I envy myself, at least I can always miss you. 15. Why am I so happy to marry such a romantic and considerate man? 16, I think it's amazing, why in my eyes, you are much better than other men! 17, it feels good not to wear a condom, but it is not safe. My last mobile phone was so broken! 18, I saw you just now, and now I miss you, I miss you. 19, if your fist and ass are only hard for me, then my eyes and ass are only wet for you. 20. Now I can't see the parting scene, because every time I see such a scene, I can think of when you left. 2 1, you know you are very important and indispensable to me! 22. I am really happy to be with you, so don't leave me at any time, I will always be with you. 23, xxx (the exclusive nickname you gave him), I believe you at any time, unconditionally. 24. It's not just ambition. I've planned it all my life. From the moment I met you, I wouldn't give up until I saw the loess. 25, hey hey! Why do I look at you with beautiful eyes, the kind engraved in my heart? 26, count the years of love, only to find that the stupidest thing is yourself, sorry, I didn't love you well. 27. Every time I send you a message, it's an adventure, because I'm stuck in a bad mood all day. 28. The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere, and you still regard me as a treasure in your hand. I respect your decision. Anyway, everything I did with you was right and good. I hope that one day, I can tell you happily and proudly that I will go on with you, regardless of illness or hardship.