Speaking sentences is humorous.

What wonderful and funny sentences are used to make people laugh? The following are funny sentences I compiled for your reading.

Wonderful and funny talk about sentence excerpts 1 Are you bored at work? Flip a coin, surf the internet on the front, sleep on the back, work when you stand up, work hard when you stand up, and apply for overtime when you fail. If you throw two pieces, throw them every day!

I spent 80,000 yuan to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty. I went to Jianbao column for appraisal yesterday. The expert said seriously: Where is this from the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is from last week!

I bury corn in the soil in spring, and I will harvest a lot of corn in autumn. If you bury your wife in the soil in spring, you will be shot in autumn.

If you have children like Sun Zhongmou, you can find Kim Il Sung, if you find your father.

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all

The fairest thing in life is that everyone will die.

7. Being beautiful doesn't depend on your parents, but living beautifully is the real skill.

8. I took part in the pigeon racing in the city yesterday, so I went alone.

9. A news report said that iPhone4 blocked the robber's bullet and saved the owner's life. Someone replied: If we use Nokia, the bullet will bounce back and kill the robbers.

10. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

1 1. I want to puppy love, but it's already late.

12. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo!

13. You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

14. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

15. It's a long way, but this is Xiu Yuan. I will go up and down for help.

16. It is said that man was a complete circle at first, because he offended God and was divided into two halves, so we spent our whole life looking for the lost other half. But since they are all semicircles, how similar they should be, so you can easily find the wrong one, so don't apologize to the person in front. We just haven't met the right person, although we once believed that the other person was the one we were looking for.

17. The day after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

18. I am old, my wife, my wife.

19. Don't hang yourself on a tree, try to die on several nearby trees several times ~

20. Angels can fly because they despise themselves.

2 1. Love as if you have never been hurt; Sing as if no one is listening; Dance as if no one is watching; Work as if you were not paid; Well, let's just say today is the last day.

22. Gold that does not want to be deformed is not good steel.

23. People who use the iphone have one thing in common: I'm sorry to say that it doesn't work.

24. You told me to get out, and I got out. You asked me to come back. Sorry, I'm leaving.

25. In this life, are you here to borrow money or pay off debts?

Do you think I have no feelings when I am poor and white? I swear to you, if God endows me with wealth and beauty, I will make you unable to leave me, just as I can't leave you now. Although God didn't do this, we are still equal in spirit.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

I would rather be proud and moldy than humble in love!

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

The bell rang again and again, quiet and serene. Even in a good month when a woman is a bride, the bell always smells of autumn.

Honey, I'm pregnant for three months, but don't worry, it's not yours, and you're not responsible.

7. I am an animal when I take off my clothes, and prada 1 when I put on my clothes. I am against the wind, which is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

8. Mom said: People had better not miss two things. The last bus home, and the people who love you deeply. I want to take the last bus to meet someone who loves me.

9. Fate is a book. Turn it over and you miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

10. In a few decades, we will meet and send them to the crematorium, all of which will be burned to ashes. You and I don't know anyone, and we have to be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

1 1. The sphere is also a graph!

12. Marry Tang Priest when you grow up. Play if you can, but you can't just eat him.

13. arguing with MM about whether whales are fish, I finally said that I also brought personal words, and she agreed that whales are not fish.

14. Men have gold under their knees. I cut off my whole leg and didn't even find a copper coin.

15. It is better to have no hope at the beginning than to be disappointed later.

If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

2) The teacher said that we are too young to fall in love, because we are all raising other people's daughters-in-law, which is not worth it!

3) I was always entangled when I was a child. When I grew up, did I go to Tsinghua? Or go to "Peking University"? I didn't know I really thought too much until I grew up!

4) The furthest distance in the world is when we go out together. You buy an apple substitute and I buy an apple.

5) Nothing is more embarrassing than burping after coming out of the toilet.

6) Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

7) think about it, I will be very happy to change from an old woman in grade three to a primary school girl in grade one.

8) It's not a brother or a person, but a sister-in-law who is so attractive.

9) Your grade is an X, and you always provoke our relationship with our parents.

10) What is the head teacher? The head teacher is a person who destroys your friendship, your love and your affection.

1 1) My father expressed his opinion on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.

12) I know nine out of ten things, which is equivalent to knowing nothing.

13) I have decided to sell glutinous rice balls in the morning of the 15th day of the first month, roses at noon, movie tickets at night, condoms at night and birth control pills the next morning. I'm so excited to think about it. I want to have a rhythm!

14) I used to be a schoolmaster, until one day I wanted to see the world of dregs, and I couldn't find my way back.

Give me a girl and I can create a country. Give me a girl and I can create a country. Give me a girl and I can create a country.

A collection of humorous classic sentences 1) I'm not in a good mood recently, and I plan to go to heaven tomorrow.

2) I fell when I was a child, and whether it hurt or not, I cried first …

3) A slip of the foot makes a romantic figure through the ages.

4) I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

5) If marriage is a "grave", then the annual wedding anniversary celebration is a "grave-sweeping".

6) The most beautiful thing in the world is eating and sleeping.

I feel sorry for your uncle.

8) Insomnia, because sleep is too heavy, thinking that you will die if you sleep one night less.

9) Don't commit suicide when you open your mouth and wave your claws at me.

Life grinds us around, in order to let us roll further.

1 1) Remembering that someone said that they would shoot a sequel to flying swords of dragon gate, called flying swords of dragon gate, I prayed to myself not to shoot the third episode.

12) What is romance? Is to send her a rose when you know that she doesn't like you. What is waste? Is to send her a rose and know that she likes you.

13) Why did Guan Yu die before Zhang Fei? Answer: Beauty is unlucky. ...

14) I found that in study, like Big Wolf, we appeared in an extremely NB posture every semester, and at the end of the semester, we left in an SB posture that everyone expected. Finally, I want to shout: I will study hard …

15) The loneliness of one person is actually the fault of two people …

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