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Get out of here and talk about it.

I would rather give up the whole forest than hang myself on this dead tree.

I can only see the stars shining in the sun clearly when I am with you.

Some objects are always beautiful when they are recalled, so in your mind, you abandon a reality that could have been very cheerful.

Carve a mark for you in your heart and remember everything about you.

Once on the road, you can't leave two people's footprints.

I woke up because I didn't want to see you in my dream.

You are no longer in my world, because your world has been replaced by me.

I am willing to give up the whole world just for a hug.

Don't come to me when you are bored, or I will look redundant.

Don't trust your memory too much. People inside don't necessarily miss you as much.

I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you be on call.

I like to leave my mark on you, but I never remember that you never belonged to me.

Robinia pseudoacacia and red beans are boiled into porridge. Just to look back at you.

Think about the people I have hurt and the people who have hurt me.

How strong you have to be to never forget.

Maybe. Letting go is the beginning of true happiness.

Some things are only worth remembering. Some people can only be passers-by

Sometimes, I miss you very much, and once my favorite, I can only tell you here.

From beginning to end, there is still a gap between us. We love each other. This word is beyond my comprehension.

Who finally broke the string, the flower fell on the shoulder, trance blurred.

We can't catch the trace of happiness. We are.

My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

The tears I shed for you broke my heart. Who will comfort me?

I like you for a long time, and I have been waiting for you for a long time. Now, I want to leave, even longer than a long time.

I just want to ask you, if I turn around, are you still there?

I am young, and I am young.

When you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.

Waiting for your concern until I close my heart.

Backers will fall, water will flow, and they will never fall on their own.

I don't collect junk. Tell me about it.

If you are the one, if the female guest turns off the man's light again, the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

10 years ago in September 1 day, I danced with my small schoolbag on my back and walked into the school with a big smile on my eyes. Since then, I have embarked on a road of no return.

Don't flirt with me, or I will be rude to you. . .

Seen, pursued, liked, happy, soon, tired, quarreled, faded, and broke up.

Don't think I am out of reach just because I am handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

Don't ask me questions. Baidu knows more than I do. Ask him if you have any questions!

Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

You're amazing. Why don't you have a picture in Tiananmen Square?

If meanness is also a disease, then even if Hua Tuo is alive, he can't save me!

A buddy told me that he gives out bottles every day. It's all "one more bottle"

If I pass you on the road and don't say hello, it's not because I pretend to be arrogant, but because I don't wear glasses.

Since I got crazy, I found myself with a new spirit.

Once, I walked on the road without glasses and saw a very handsome and familiar person, so I took a closer look and found that, ah, it was just a mirror.

You are calm because you are not afraid of death, and I am calm because I am not afraid of death.

Members and yellow diamonds are all ten dollars. Who are you to say that being a member is more advanced than being a yellow diamond?

No regret medicine, only rat poison.

It's a truth to give a penny to a policeman when he finds it on the roadside. But the change of ten dollars is beyond the scope of principle.

Be a woman in the new era of China: get into the hall, get out of the kitchen, write codes, find anomalies, kill Trojan horses, climb over the fence, drive a good car, afford a new house, fight for mistresses and beat hooligans.

I don't accept garbage, so I can't let you call me whenever you want!

Don't compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal.

I like you, which is none of your business!

When love comes to an end, even farting can be a reason to break up.

The person in my life hasn't appeared, so I will buy a ticket to heaven tomorrow and have a good talk with Yue Lao.

Is there anyone like me who always goes east, west, north, south, left, west, right and east, and then understands the direction? ...

Whenever I see a cheap and good person, I will silently lower my head. It is not that I have quality, but that I am looking for bricks.

It's not your fault that you are ugly. It's just that God took a nap. You should have the courage to face everything.

What happens when sleeping pills and laxatives are taken together?

Looking at a temple from a distance, we can see our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10 thousand old roads.

So shameless and heartless, your weight should be very light.

I don't believe in love at first sight If that skin is not beautiful, no one will fall in love at first sight. These four words are too hypocritical to see people.

Once upon a time someone didn't love me. Finally. He's dead.

I have a stomachache and feel like vomiting today. There was an exam in the afternoon, and halfway through the exam, I couldn't help throwing up. The teacher came over and said with concern, "Why, the question is disgusting?" "

You are good at playing with your mind at the beginning of your life, so get out. . .

After breaking up, I want nothing. I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one. . .

The so-called sleeping goods can be summarized in eight words: spring sleep, summer fatigue, autumn sleep and hibernation.

A member's roaming chat record has destroyed many couples and seen through many people. . .

Mom told me: If your father bullies you, let your grandfather take him away.

Every time my period comes, I have the urge to donate blood.

The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

My hobbies can be divided into two types: static and dynamic. Static means sleeping, dynamic means turning over …

In high school, we were as busy as our grandchildren, but we were as happy as NB. In college, we idled around like NB, but we couldn't find the happiness of being grandchildren. ...

Vulnerabilities and patches Qi Fei, blue screen * * * crash!

A beautiful woman who leaves without holding her body well often makes a pervert cry. . . . . .

After an English listening class, the only thing I can understand is the first few words of Chinese.

Tell my friend I want to fart, and my friend says, hold it and burp.

I don't collect junk, so don't come back after I leave.

First, I don't collect junk, so don't come back when I'm gone.

Second, miss, my proud figure is called natural beauty.

Third, you are scum, and you will never be a schoolmaster.

Fourth, don't judge me lightly. You only know my name, but you don't know my story

Without you, the earth revolves and rotates like the earth. Every morning, when we get up and look up, the sun still rises in the sky.

Sixth, instead of praying for a plain life, pray for yourself to be stronger.

Seven, shine a fart, Lao tze not a candle!

Eight, boredom is a person's feelings for the plate after eating the food on the plate.

I want you to be the happiest man and let you know that it is not wrong to choose me.

Ten, don't take my heart as a bargaining chip.

Eleven, I must live like a man, or I will be embarrassed to see jokes behind my back.

12. Softness is like a knife. Give it to others to stab yourself.

Thirteen, don't praise your sister for her beauty, she believes your mouth.

Fourteen, the long road of life, there will always be a few steps wrong.

Fifteen, I learned not to provoke others, but it doesn't mean that I was trampled on.

Sixteen, I can't tolerate a grain of sand in my eye, and I can't tolerate you.

Don't look at me from your perspective. I'm afraid you can't understand.

Eighteen, love or hate, don't give me a fucking pity!

I hold hands with you, and you can only love me in this life.

Don't go with the flow, but lead the trend.

There is no word failure in my dictionary.

22. No matter how beautiful a man is, he is still a waste without ability.

Twenty-three, the most uncomfortable thing is to listen to the person you like talk about the person you like and pretend not to care.

I want to give you all the meaning, but I'm sorry I won't love someone twice at the same time.

25 years old, I have an emotional cleanliness. If I can't have it alone, I won't.

26. Tucao is used to count money, not to make sense.

Twenty-seven, don't believe others speak ill of your friend, if you believe, what kind of friend are you!

After you left, I collected your news everywhere like a scavenger.

Twenty-nine, a good woman is a school, and a good man can stay and teach after graduation.

Thirty, I am willing to be a great scholar, I am not afraid of arts and sciences.

Thirty-one, don't praise your sister for her beauty, she believes your mouth.

Come to me if you can, or get out if you can't.

33. I loved you so much and thought about the future.

Thirty-four, failure, this word is not in my dictionary.

35. I have my own style, which you can't afford to imitate.

I do everything by myself, so I don't need your respect.

Thirty-seven, if something happens, my sister is short. Who cares?

38. Never fall in love because of loneliness.

A woman's greatest pride is not how good-looking she looks, but how much her boyfriend loves her!

Forty, loneliness is not closed, and pain is not self-pity, which is the dazzling character of beauty.

Don't come back when you are gone. I don't collect garbage.

First, when you are sad, don't forget your faith. When you are happy, don't forget the ups and downs of life.

Second, love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love.

Third, for women, all pain is emotionally cheated and bullied.

Four, those who hurt me, thank you, in my most self-righteous youth, let me understand the warmth and coldness of the world.

Silence is a virtue, but silence in front of the person you like is cowardice.

6. My heart is so tired that I just want to die peacefully.

Seven, finally know what is heartbreak, finally know how sweet it is to say I love you.

Eight, there are some things that you can't force anyway, so you have to try to see more.

You will never know how strong you really are until one day you have no choice but to be strong.

Ten, happiness in the original promise, in the future dream, is by your side.

Eleven, a person's journey, or two people's duet, do not want to be involved in memories.

12. The reason you made up on the spot is really wonderful.

Thirteen, short-lived, happy, even beautiful, I am not rare.

I will never fall in love with anyone, even you.

15. In fact, loving someone is self-inflicted, and in the end, I find that I can't live without doing it.

We always love others but forget how to love ourselves.

Seventeen, bumpy feelings did not lead us to a happy wedding hall, boring life finally let us say goodbye to each other.

Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

How can we forget the past that belongs to us?

We always know that we love because of emptiness.

Twenty-one, dear, why are you sad? Is it because of a sentence or something or someone?

Twenty-two, the fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to use its life to make the fisherman smile.

Twenty-three, get out and don't come back. I don't collect garbage.