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Talk about dried skin, dry skin, and humor.

2, autumn dryness is really annoying, dry mouth, dry skin, makeup card powder, acne on the face.

3, a cup of honey water every day, effectively relieve dry skin, dry cough, constipation and other problems caused by autumn dryness.

4. As soon as we entered 165438+ October, autumn in Nanning finally came, with dry skin and chapped lips.

5. My skin is dry and allergic recently, so I know what lotion to use this time.

6. The feeling of autumn is the feeling of dry skin. I can't laugh now.

7. It's the season of dry skin again. If you want to be an exquisite "old boys" this autumn and winter, let's start with skin care.

8. When I get up in the morning, my nose itches and my skin is dry and tight. Even though the temperature is still so high, I know that autumn is coming.

9. The skin blown by the wind is not dry, and applying a mask every day doesn't work. It's really hard.

10, the air humidity is low in autumn, the wind is strong, the human sweat evaporates quickly, the skin is easy to dry, and vitamin deficiency will occur; Therefore, drinking plenty of water in autumn can maintain the balance of water metabolism in the body and prevent dry skin.

1 1, I deeply felt the invasion of autumn and my skin was dry as hell.

12, life is worse than death, autumn is coming, skin is dry and sensitive, what is the meaning of people living, and those who pursue eternal life are happy, rich and happy.

13. Autumn in the northeast is so annoying. I feel dry from the end of August until it snows.

Talk about tanned skin.

Talk about tanned skin.

First, let yourself lose more weight this summer vacation, get rid of fat and don't get tanned. I want to look white. Come on, good girl.

Second, summer is suitable for expressing desire. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

Third, compared with fair-skinned people, people with darker skin are always more likely to get a tan, except for genetic factors. This is because the depth of skin color largely depends on the length of time that babies and even children receive sunlight. So sunscreen should start with dolls!

Four, the filter can't save my tanned skin.

5. When you see your tanned skin, you will slash Jason.

Sixth, the latest favorite, Albin 2 whitening osmotic milk+healthy water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

Seven, have a good rest for a few days to restore tanned skin.

Eight, I feel that I am tanned again. . . When I met Qin Qin today, she completely said that my skin was poor. . . Heartbroken, washing face, listening to music, sleeping.

Nine, the carefully protected skin is still tanned. I can't play in the water park.

Ten, reversing the car into the warehouse today, my skin is tanned.

Eleven, I got a tan in summer, and my skin has begun to explode. It's disgusting ~

Twelve, watch my sun protection kung fu. Snorkeling suit, spent a day in the water, only my feet were tanned!

Thirteen, my sister and I are blessed by the sun. Even if our skin is tanned, we still learn to smile and smile.

Fourteen, a day trip to Bijia Mountain, the scorching sun, eyebrows washed away by sweat, only the place where the watch is worn is not tanned, and the skin is very painful.

Fifteen, I feel that my IQ has gone offline recently, and my brain is not so bright. The whole person is in a state of gloom. I feel unable to eat or sleep. Is it sunburn? Suntanned skin is red with little red dot spots, and I feel my skin is sunburned. .....

16. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In this hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

Seventeen, some places, missed may never set foot, such as the crescent moon spring buried in Yang Sha. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

Eighteen, it's too hot, it's already sunny at 6: 30 in the morning. When you run, you will no longer be afraid of the sun and sunburned skin. Is this part of the runner's spirit?

19. After half a summer, my skin is tanned, which is easy to get tanned and difficult to recover. Generally speaking, women do a good job of protection, but men don't care too much, whether they are ducks or ducks. African white faces are more suitable and do not pay much attention to appearance, which may be related to occupation. When they struggle for their lives, it is difficult to take care of their own image. The quality and efficiency of their work is the key. Those actors, singers, people who make a living by their looks.

Twenty, you can only get a tan when you go out this season. When will my white skin recover?

Twenty-one, tanned skin has become a steel skeleton, and frozen hands are still practicing martial arts with clenched fists. The speed of the charge is transformed into a tiger going down the mountain, and the iron kung fu inspires a gesture of longing for war. Born here, the soil and water vowed to protect this territory. Although those who invade our mountains and rivers will be punished far away, Hailong is domineering with eagles, destroying enemy morale and planting a five-star red flag!

22. Just like the tanned skin that never wears sunscreen or an umbrella, there is no way, but it will come back in vain one day. Even after a long time, I will still say that I am sunburned like that and naturally pay more attention to sun protection.

Twenty-three, I played with him for two hours and got a tan. My skin, I hope to restore its original color as soon as possible.

Twenty-four, the ultraviolet rays in summer often exceed the normal value, and the skin is extremely vulnerable to severe tests. Light people will be tanned, and serious people will even cause diseases. Therefore, in this season, the protection of sun protection must not be ignored.

Twenty-five, I'm back from my trip! Going out to play in this weather is the result of the anti-Japanese war and has not been tanned. I have a skin disease achievement, the hotter, the whiter.

I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I kept it for three years. He said that I like white skin in summer and am afraid of tanning, so I can't go out. He said that I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

Twenty-seven, if it's sunny here, it's not hot, but the ultraviolet rays are too strong! Sunburn skin! I don't think I can go back to the dark road.

28, July 23, the high temperature is 35 degrees, the sun is shining, and Ma Shuangshan is a day trip. The biggest gain is that I met a girl who loves taking pictures and her skin was tanned by N degrees.

Twenty-nine, although I got a little tanned, I felt that my skin was getting better, and finally my face was not rotten+I couldn't afford to wear makeup. I like places where the air is humid. I don't care whether I will live in the south for a while in the future.

Thirty, I can't stand my voice, and my skin is tanned.

Thirty-one, how can you live up to your tanned skin and your fallen meat without hard work?

Thirty-two, dear stomach, are you going to rebel? Even the tanned skin from driving practice is scared white by you.

Thirty-three, I thought I wouldn't get tanned if my skin was black. The truth is, I'm still very young.

34. I'm not a rich kid wearing expensive shoes. I only have suntanned skin and a weathered face. I don't have the power and wealth given to me by my family. I have to fight for it myself. I only know that fate depends on our own efforts. Forgive me for not having strong backing and strength. Forgive me for being just an ordinary person.

Thirty-five, I can't stand the pale skin being tanned at all. Try to stay indoors before going out for a trip. Hair needs nursing again. If it is too long, it is very troublesome to take care of it.

Humorous description of tanned skin, talk about mood collection (40 sentences)

Humorously describe tanned skin and talk about mood. I can't get the sun all year round, so I cherish the sunshine in summer. As long as my face is not tanned, I don't care about my skin color. Just wear a hat to cover my face.

Recently, the weather has improved and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

Being with you can make me white!

The carefully protected skin is still tanned, and you can't afford to hurt yourself after playing in the water park.

The night gave me black skin, but I used it as a scarf.

6. The night wants to give you black eyes, but my hand slipped and pressed all the choices.

7. Military training not only tanned our skin, but also honed our will! The students shed blood and sweat without tears, and they didn't fall behind. ..

8. How can you live up to your tanned skin and your fallen meat without hard work?

9. I didn't stop my fingers from getting tanned .................................................................................................................................................................

10. This big sun is going to tan me. Well ...

1 1. My daughter is three years old. Many people like her because she is beautiful. She has always been a little beauty, little princess. She also enjoys this kind of treatment. She often says to herself, "Alas, the sun is so big that it has tanned me, which is not beautiful. What should I do? " I couldn't help laughing after listening. She looked at me angrily: "What are you laughing at? Haven't you ever seen a beautiful woman worry? " ? ! "I ...

12. I really hate this sunny weather. Last year, I threw a garbage downstairs, sprayed it with an umbrella, and still got a tan. How should I struggle this year?

13. It is said that every girl has a desire not to get tanned, but she has a heart to go out surfing all day.

14. It seems that junior high school students have to go on a diet for a few days to have a party. Kong Zhen, I can see people in the sun now

15. Military training the day after tomorrow. Will I get a tan?

16. Get some sun! Have you seen my watch print? ! ! I added a filter, otherwise it would be darker.

17. Military training is a small sun, and tanning is not negotiable!

18. Summer is suitable for expressing desires. Naked tanned skin, sweaty and salty body, noisy knowledge of blazing sunshine, and even a sudden rainstorm are all so warm and vivid, like endless shouts. Autumn, winter and spring are not. These three seasons are a gradual fading and difficult coloring process of the world. Man wrapped himself carefully and forgot to run barefoot.

19. Yesterday, someone fell to the ground in the Forbidden City. In such hot weather, you should stay at home, neither hot nor tanned. Now you regret it. I can't recover my skin color for two weeks.

20. If you get a tan, you can't stop being an idiot.

Humorous description of tanned skin, talk about mood 2 2 1. You are like a cup of black coffee, deep and intriguing.

22. In order to play with water, the whole family became pig heads. We two old people bask in the sun, and it's nothing when we get old. We are troubled by our daughter's delicate health.

23. There is nothing to bask in. If you bask in it, maybe no one will call you an idiot.

24. The latest favorite, Albin 2 Whitening Osmotic Milk+Healthy Water. Milk before water used to make me uncomfortable at first. I don't know why I feel oily in May. At first, I really gritted my teeth and continued to use it, thinking that I would never buy it again. After a month of running-in and laughter, I finally found that his love would stabilize my skin and prevent acne before menstruation. As for whitening, it is good not to tan in summer.

25. Sorry, I really forgot that I got a tan. I don't have a suitable nude color, so I can only keep it for the winter.

26. When you go out this season, you can only get a tan. When will my white skin recover?

I love him very much, but no one knows how much I love him. He said he liked girls with long hair, and I kept it for three years. He said that I like white skin and am afraid of tanning in summer, so I can't go out. He said I like to be in good shape and keep my appetite every day. I only eat two meals a day to keep fit, but I really love him. So I'm here to say I love you.

28. I am better off if everyone else is sunbathing, sunbathing, and sunbathing. On this sunny day? Get sunburned

29. ask if LA is hot, wear long sleeves ... it's very hot. The baby is just afraid of tanning.

30. I really like basking in the sun. I feel warm and sweaty! But why tanning and wrinkling?

3 1. In some places, if you miss it, you may never set foot on it again, such as the crescent spring buried in Yang Sha. Some things, after being changed, may never return to their original appearance, such as tanned skin. Some feelings, after a long time, may drift away with the wind, such as people who appear repeatedly in dreams.

32. During a military parade, an army chief walked past with his head held high and said, "Hello comrades", "Hello chief", "Comrades have worked hard", "Comrades are tanned" and "Chief is black".

33.p-pictures are really amazing ... you can become so white after so much tanning.

34. My colleague told me that she thought I was wearing stockings.

35. It's always like this in summer, so you can only look through the air-conditioned room. Besides the heat, you will get sunburned and dizzy outside.

36. Jellyfish really need some memorials wherever they go to be worthy of their empty legs, tanned faces and sleepless nights. Besides, Danny Chan's love for you is really pure and clear.

37. The water is flowing backwards! ! ! I don't want to be allergic! Don't get tanned! Then solemnly set up a flag and refuse any form of horror film! Especially what Monkey Brother wants to see! ! !

38. I'm back from my trip! Going out to play in this weather is the result of the anti-Japanese war and has not been tanned. I have a skin disease achievement, the hotter, the whiter.

39. Hawaiian girl you tanned today

40. The filter can't save my tanned skin.

If you praise your skin.

1, which warms and smoothes her creamy skin.

2. The skin is soft and delicate, and the bones are symmetrical.

3, such as peeling red jade.

4, the ice posture is thinner than the jade skin.

5, the county has a jade bone with ice muscles.

6,-Muscular skin, weak bone fiber morphology.

7, ice muscle jade skin, creamy and crisp.

8, coagulate fat skin color, burn its China.

9, ice jade bone, cool and sweat-free.

10, bright skin and clear clothes.

1 1, coagulate fat skin, trim jade and slim waist.

12, fragrant drops. The skin is frozen stiff and weak.

13, ice and snow skin, beauty as plum blossom face.

14, white skin, white inside and red inside.

15, ice posture thinner than jade skin. A golden pot.

16, the snow is unknown, and the cold night has made me feel Qing Xiang.

17, a cicada's head flies with a moth eyebrow and smiles.

18, loose hair and sparse sideburns, ruby leather pin is a skirt.

19, her fair and delicate skin is like a hibiscus.

20. cicada wings are light and red, and jade skin is drunk in the spring breeze.

2 1, your skin is rosy, which means you are in good health.

It was early spring. They let her bathe in a pure pool to warm and smooth her creamy skin.

23, white skin is very important, giving people a white aesthetic feeling.

24. His fair skin is like an egg that has just been shelled.

25. Your skin is so white that I have no night.

26. Your face is as pink as a peach.

27. Heart cartilage is weak, fresh and beautiful, delicate fragrance, jade bone ice muscle.

28, smooth and white face, angular.

His skin is black and wrinkled, like a rough piece of leather.

30. Your skin is like jelly, whiter than snow and as smooth as a virgin.

3 1, white inside and deep red, skin like snow, moist and shiny.

32. Soft hands, solidified skin, erratic collar and teeth like rhinoceros.

33. Mr. Chen's face is black, red and black, which is a bit like Indian skin color.

34. His delicate and beautiful face is red and white, shining like paint.

He is tall and thin, and his dark face shines with the light of a black porcelain man.

36. Although Liang Xiao has thin legs, he is muscular and runs with great energy.

37. Rhinoceros has white teeth, double moths and green eyebrows. A red face is like a lotus, and a plain face is frozen.

38, pour the country and hate it, how many red tears cry Gusu, and the wind condenses the snow.

39. His bulging muscles are hard and solid, like solid stones.

He is tall and thin, and his dark face shines with the light of a black porcelain man.

4 1, his red doodle face shines like an apple ripe in September.

42, fragrant drops. The skin is frozen stiff and weak. Delicate. The autumn wind is cold, who can get rid of it?

43. The girl's skin is snow-white, shining with charming light like white porcelain in the sun.

As soon as I stretched out my hand, I saw that the delicate and smooth skin looked whiter under the sunlight.

45, the baby's skin can be delicate, soft and smooth, like a broken sugar porcelain doll.

46. He is fair-skinned, with a touch of handsomeness in his facial features and a touch of gentleness in his handsomeness!

47. Fair skin sets off pale pink lips, beautiful and prominent facial features and perfect face.

48. And one of them, whom they call forever true, has a face like her snow and flowers. Jin Que knocked on the jade fan in the west wing and asked a young girl named Baoyu, telling her both.

49. The skin on that woman's neck is like soft and transparent curd, revealing the thin veins standing out under her skin.

50, figure, already enchanting. It is difficult to describe wind measures. A skin as jade, but also to account for thousands of jiao.

5 1, snow-white oval face, a pair of shiny black eyes flashing under slender eyebrows, revealing bright light.

52. Hands are soft, skin is solidified, collar is like dragonfly, and teeth are like rhinoceros. A cicada's head is a moth's eyebrow, with a clever smile and beautiful eyes.

53. The young man wore only a vest, his muscles bulging like fists and shining in the sun.

54. His bronzed skin is full of blue flowers, shining in the sun, which makes people feel a full force of life.

On the beach, people constantly show their strong bodies to others. The developed muscles sparkle in the sun, and the muscles bulge and are as hard as bones.

56. The child's oval face, with a reddish complexion in white, is as beautiful as a peach blossom; There are a pair of eyes as bright as clear springs, which look quiet and intelligent.

57, her white face, frowning, as if dark clouds are gathering, a pair of eyes like ice hockey, shooting cold light; His lips moved, but he couldn't say a word.