Funny sentences about not going out.

1. otaku otaku, that's me.

I haven't been out for a long time, and I feel lame.

3. Think more about risks, problems and difficulties.

Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie hasn't lost weight after walking a hundred thousand miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

5. Can't go out, seek happiness, rummage through the cupboard to find a pot, and make hot pot for the first time.

6. On the nth day when you can't go out, start eating on the balcony and see the outside world.

7. Go out for five minutes and sweat for two hours.

8. Spring is here, and the flowering period is not far away. When the flowers bloom, angels in white, it's our turn to watch over you. Let's go

9. Most of the pain is the result of refusing to leave. There is no doomed misfortune, only perseverance.

10. I ran forward against the strong wind. I don't want to embarrass my 100 kilograms of meat.

1 1. People who wear long trousers will not be cool in windy days.

12. Everyone has stayed at home for a long time. In order to return to work, they have tried their best to use masks, disinfectants, thermometers and protective masks. For the sake of safety, some measures are still possible.

13. The earth is moving, and one can't be in an unlucky position forever.

14. I stayed at home for so many days for the first time and did nothing.

15. It doesn't matter if I freeze to death in winter. I just hope the strong wind won't blow my buns and cakes cold.

16. I'm hungry, I don't know what to eat, and I want to suffer from love.

17. Let the wind become the wind. The point is whether to go against the wind or go back against the wind.

18. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!

19. Fufeng was born in the ground and began at the end of qingping.

20. As soon as I got off the subway, two girls came to ask me for directions. Girls nowadays are really cute. You need to find a handsome man to ask for directions.

2 1. Take responsibility at the critical moment, and see the boundary at the critical moment.

22. The past belongs to death, and the future belongs to oneself.

23. Hahahaha, I stayed at home for almost a month.

24. Hahaha, I will play my role at this time.

25. I haven't been out for a long time, as if I were isolated from the world. What about you, dear?

26. I haven't had breakfast in the street for a long time, and I miss the taste of mutton soup.

27. it's too uncomfortable. My family is going to get sick. I dare not make myself sick, and I will soon be abolished.

28. When quarreling with your husband, don't blame him in a hurry, but reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, think about how to pass it on to him.

Even if the night is long, it can't stop the dawn. Winter has passed, and warm spring will come.

30. I stayed at home and didn't want to go out. At first, I felt uncomfortable, but now I'm getting used to it.

3 1. Today we will have a picnic. You can't go out at home now. Crispy noodles in the supermarket are very attractive today.

32. Money is nothing in front of health, and fame and fortune are nothing in front of peace. As long as we are healthy and our families are safe, our life is a happy life and our days are the best.

33. A family of four, laughing and jumping happily every day.

34. My wife always warns me not to find a lover by crying, making trouble and hanging herself, which makes me very angry because she never makes a third move.

35. Nothing, I'm here! This sentence, we have to say to the front line, let them feel at ease! This sentence, we have to say to each other and encourage each other! It's okay. I'm here. As long as we go all out, as long as we work together in Qi Xin, we will certainly win this battle, return the people to peace and prosperity, and return the great rivers and mountains of the motherland!

Don't fall in love if you can't support it, or you will only get poorer and poorer.

37. There is no winter that you can't pass, and there is no spring that you can't come. Pay tribute to all frontline people and praise them!

38. Everyone should do what they can, understand rationally, protect seriously, and actively reduce the gathering, that is, walk side by side with the soldiers in front.

39. You can walk 5000 steps in a house of 1500 square meters every day.

40. In the face of difficulties, laugh it off, and then go forward bravely, because this is a kind of strength! The epidemic will win, thanks to every ordinary and great China people!

4 1. Smiling in the face of failure is an open-minded life. Facing confusion, facing it calmly is an attitude. Let's go

42. Why did I go through two epidemics at a young age that may take a long time and get stuck at home, becoming a trapped animal in a cage?

43. Those who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all married, and those who can are still screwing themselves.

44. Study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.

45. He is really a loser. Really can't go out, can't be idle, lazy cancer has already taken action.

46. The earth's load-bearing wall, the big steel nails in the universe are talking about me, what wind.

47. Life has gone through everything, and no matter how big things are after the epidemic, only hard work can be worthy of the hard work for more than a month. February has dropped, and March will be fine!

48. Life is impermanent, but most of the loveliness of life lies in this.

49. If life is divided into two parts, the first part is called no hesitation and the second part is called no regret.

50. The poisonous epidemic in Sanshan Town, the bat demon locked by thunder and fire, will eventually be completely eliminated on the day when spring blooms.