How to reply humorously if you don’t reply to messages for a long time?

The sentences for humorous replies after not replying to messages for a long time are as follows:

1. I ate a five-pound watermelon and you still didn’t reply to my message. It’s not that I waited too long. But the watermelon is too small.

2. My reply to your message is instantaneous, and your reply to my message is reincarnation.

3. The reason you don’t reply to my message now is because you don’t know me. When you do, you will fall madly in love with me.

4. When you wait until the flowers have withered, have you gone to the other side of the earth?

5. If WeChat does not reply to messages, it will be meaningless.

6. Little fairy, you are really perfect. Even if you don't reply to my messages, you are so perfect. The catch is that you're too cold.

7. Don’t reply to my messages easily. Can’t you scold me politely?

8. I stole a police car and ran away just to buy a cell phone that would allow you to reply to my messages. It seems that I was deceived again when buying a mobile phone.

9. Someone asked me what kind of wife I wanted to find. I originally said that I wanted to find a wife who responded to my messages, but in the end I said that I wanted to find a rich wife.

10. When I opened the Bentley to steal the manhole cover yesterday, I wanted to know how much effort you need from me to reply to my message?