Funny and handsome sentences

1) Your appearance is not accurate and the proportion is not good.

2) You look like a car accident scene.

3) Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

4) You are so fucking postmodern.

MMD, I have never seen anything with such archaeological value.

6) You are too easily recognized.

7) You are a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

8) You are really creative and have the courage to live!

9) If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

10) Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

Complete works of funny and handsome sentences

1) I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

2) I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

3) If Shuai Neng is a meal, Ben Shuai will feed hundreds of millions of people.

4) Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.

The weather is very good today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

6) Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

7) Everyone loves watching flowers and driving with a flat tire.

8) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will call myself a rogue.

9) Your appearance is very refreshing.

10) Why cover your face with your ass!

1 1) International faces are universal.

12) You broke the rules.

13) looks very sci-fi and abstract.

14) Your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

15) a face of innocence, a face of sorry for the people, sorry for the party.

16) Long adventure.

17) I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

18) The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

19) I am handsome, with regular facial features and a well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO handsome guy system certification for the first time, and there are hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

20) Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say, Holy shit, he is fucking handsome again.

2 1) I am young and handsome. At the age of seven, he studied literature, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of eight, knowing astronomy and geography above and trivial things below. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. Handsome men are kind-hearted and helpful. In primary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of handsome boy, which puzzled me. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand.

22) Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on? A complete collection of quotations com

23) There are no shortcomings except being handsome, why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

24) You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

25) One day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome! ! God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?

26) I ran to Mount Everest and said loudly to the sky: I am not handsome! Suddenly, there was thunder in the sky: a flash of lightning hit me! ! God said angrily, if you lie again, I will chop you to death! ! !

27) Known as a pear flower on a begonia, people nicknamed it "Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon", which is the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and a great man of all ages.

28) I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, and generous. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

30) Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

3 1) I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. You are easy to be shot by an inspector running around the street like this.

33) It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in June. ! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

35) hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

36) Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

37) You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

38) The long flying sand and stones are wonderful.

39) I looked at him sadly and said: Can surgery be cured?

40) A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome.

A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome: 1. A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class. Don't always clamor for gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God. I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a handsome, handsome, sexy, charming and selfless deskmate, spreading laughter and love. Unlike my deskmate, she is as stupid as Gua Tian. Before you come near me, you can think clearly that I have nothing but a handsome body. 6. Sometimes I cried handsomely, and sometimes I fainted. I'm tired of life. 7. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does? 8. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me. 9. On the bus, a little girl was playing with a magic wand behind me. She pointed a gun at my back. I want to turn you into the most handsome man in the world. I smiled, turned around and heard a scream, mom, mom, I know magic! 10. Someone asked me if I really don't want to fall in love. Actually, I don't want to, either. I just dare not. I remember falling in love with a girl in junior high school and only telling her best friend. Who knows that the whole school knew about it the next day, and then more than 300 girls in our school climbed onto the roof to commit suicide. From then on, I knew I was destined to be single all my life. 1 1. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a girlfriend as soon as I show up. Praise your handsome joke: 1. There is no story, a handsome word runs through your life. 2. You said Eason Chan couldn't sing well. You can check online how many seconds he sings high notes. You said the big bang caught fire. You can see how many records a loser has broken. You said Justin Bieber was taking drugs and whoring. You went to see how much money he donated during the earthquake. You say Ka Kui Wong is dead, but you can still hear the days of our life singing for decades. You said I was handsome. I'm sorry, I really can't find any reason to refute you. I once took part in a world-wide lying contest and won the first prize because I said I was not handsome. 4. Someone kissed Joker Xue, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed G-Dragon, and everyone got angry. Someone kissed Yang Yang, and everyone was annoyed. Someone kissed me, and it is estimated that the third world war will begin. Some people said I was handsome and I smiled, but they said I was more handsome when I smiled. 6. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred that I dare not kiss myself. 7. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super handsome. Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools. 9. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome. 10. I admire Madame Curie very much. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in her scientific career. Because I'm sure I can't do it, she is often carried away by her handsomeness. 1 1. I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome. 1. Some people say that I am handsome, and I am very angry. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome? Being a handsome boy is painful, and you grotesque people won't understand. 3. Baidu: Is anyone more handsome than me? The result shows: Sorry, I can't find it. 4. Handsome enough to make people want it. 5. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded! 6. Delete this article when I am not handsome. 7. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a handsome and beautiful face, are you willing to live up to it and spoil it? 8. I once participated in a world lying contest and won the first prize because I said: I am not handsome! 9. Every time I walk in the street, I always feel that the people behind me are saying that I am handsome. 10. The ranking of grades, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am handsome and free. 1 1. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to repeat it. A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome.

1, chic is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.

I am woken up by myself every morning.

3. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

4. I am handsome enough and smell good! Flowers stink, too

I am woken up by myself every morning.

6. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

7. I tell you secretly that I am actually very handsome!

8. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

9. The adjective "beauty" was simply created for me!

10, handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

1 1, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, cars have a flat tire, and ghosts are reborn.

12, the world's shortest martial arts novel: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

13, if handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!

14, when I was 16 years old, a girl said that she loved me, and I didn't take it seriously.

15, this world, because of my existence, is eclipsed by another world.

16, Handsome is a kind of belief, and I am a flag flying at the forefront to make those clowns feel ashamed.

17, every day I keep setting new world records, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

18, it's not my fault that you are handsome, it's your own problem that you like me.

19, have you seen the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

20. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

2 1, be a woman in the next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

22. Today, I was walking on the road. Several girls say I am handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

23. At school, when the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome", I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

24. It is said that when I was born, there was a piece of auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

25, idealism said: "I say you are handsome, you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

26. Although bamboo shoots are tender, they are not afraid of heavy pressure, dare to struggle and take the lead.

27. If you have never been afraid, embarrassed or hurt, it is good that you have never taken risks.

28. I hope that only hard work can give wings to tigers.

29. For warriors, poverty, illness, embarrassment, blame, slander and cynicism, all oppression are the driving force for progress.

30. If you don't set foot on the muddy path, you can't set foot on the road covered with flowers.

3 1, as long as you don't give up your efforts and pursuits, grass also has the value of embellishing spring.

Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

33. According to the Handsome Guilty Act, I have been sentenced to 65,535 years' imprisonment (China abolished the death penalty).

34. The seeds with tenacious vitality never sing a curse song to the barren land.

In the vast desert, only the pace of progress is a symbol of hope.

36. Bamboo roots-Even if they are buried underground and no one can see them, they will never stop exploring and try to sprout new bamboo shoots.

37. Although the light spot of fireflies is weak, it is a challenge to the darkness.

38. The sweat of the cultivator is the milk that feeds the growth of seeds.

39. The cultivator trusts his sweat most, and every drop is pregnant with the seeds of hope.

40. Don't laugh at Cycas. In order to open a flower, it has made more efforts than other tree species.

4 1, temporary setbacks can often be turned into knowledge and insight through unyielding fighting.

42. There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who think I am handsome and those who have never seen me. ...

43. If you want to be a strong cadre, you must always bypass the thorns on the aisle or avoid the erosion of wind and rain.

44. All the beautiful feelings in the world together are not worth a noble action.

45. Don't let the pursuit boat anchor in the harbor of fantasy, but raise the sail of struggle and sail for the sea of real life.

46. If you don't stay with the sea for safety, the ship will lose its meaning of existence.

47. If the hateful setbacks make you taste the bitter fruit, my friend, rising up will definitely make you taste the joy of life.

48. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me.

49. A beautiful blueprint, in the hands of a lazy man, is just a piece of waste paper.

Greetings from handsome guys.

Greetings from handsome guys.

handsome

Casual and elegant manners

Looks like Pan An.

bow and scrape

Both beautiful and talented

More talented than others

handsome

gentle and cultivated

A kind, honest and moral person.

Mei Qing's novels, no.

Conduct appearance is above average.

Outstanding talent, outstanding appearance

Amazing genius is like the wind.

Romantic talent

Educated people's thoughts are profound.

Xu Gong in the north of the city, upright and upright, seven-foot man, handsome, indomitable spirit, bloody man, resourceful, charming, just man, brave and aggressive, martial arts high-powered, courageous, self-sacrificing, saving lives, sitting peacefully, engaging young people.

Do you use the word I to describe handsome? I am: handsome, charming, well-proportioned, young and rich, brave and mighty, invincible in the world, the first in the room, the lone master, invulnerable, the best, the jade-faced husband, different people have different opinions, the wise see wisdom, King Kong is not bad, SHEN WOO is wise and chivalrous. Once upon a time, I went through fire and water. Supreme, supreme, gorgeous, heroic, moral example, not drunk for thousands of cups, restless, knowledgeable, a man of great talent, the pride of all sentient beings, the world's master, aboveboard, selfless, shocking, the first hero, chivalrous master, anxious as the wind, quiet as the forest, sweeping as the fire, motionless as a mountain, known as pear flower pressing Haitang.

1, long adventure ... creative.

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5. You are so fucking postmodern.

6. You look like a car accident scene.

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why cover your face with your ass?

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, you look very relaxed! !

1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, shit, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

17, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

20. You broke the rules!

2 1, international face universal.

22. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

24. You are a fauvism! !

25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.

26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. You are easy to be shot by an inspector running around the street like this.

28.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

29, flying sand takes a long time.