A collection of hilarious poems about picking up girls

1. The shadow of low reflection has no color, but the king cannot control himself.

2. The beauty is drunk and her face is more rosy.

3. Ten years of life and death, looking for a cowherd in nightclubs.

4. He has a gold hairpin on his head and a jade pendant on his waist. Pearls are intertwined with jade bodies, and corals are intertwined with trees. Luo Yi is fluttering, and the light skirt is carried far away by the wind. Gu Pan's legacy is glorious, and his roar is like an orchid.

5. A branch of red apricot came out of the wall, but the guy next door didn’t pick it.

6. I peed, and you took a sip of water.

7. The distant mountains have long eyebrows and thin willow waists. Put off your makeup and the spring breeze will come, and a smile will cost you a fortune. When I returned to Fengcheng, I told him about the brothel. Looking at Yingchuan flowers all over, they are not as good as the teacher.

8. The three thousand beauties in the harem are not as good as Wang Lun’s gift of love to me.

9. Don’t know the true face of Mount Lu, only know how to bend the bow and shoot the big eagle.

10. Yesterday, it was dark in the mountains, and there were clouds on my clothes when I came here.

11. After the new rain in the empty mountain, hang the southeast branch.

12. Don’t forget to tell Naiwen during the wedding night.

13. How much sorrow can you have? Just like a pot of Red Star Erguotou.

14. Thousands of pear trees are blooming, and a red apricot comes out of the wall.

15. But if the dragon city flying general is here, the pink and white in the sixth palace will have no color.

16. Relatives and friends in Luoyang asked each other and said that I hung on the southeast branch.

17. I leave as gently as I came.

18. The light clouds come out of Xiu, carrying the beautiful woman slowly, and the waist is as graceful as a weak willow.

19. There is no place to go after wearing iron shoes, but that person is in the dim light.

20. Add wine, turn back the lights and resume the feast, with white flour steamed buns stuffed with chives.

21. Waves in the eyes, full of flowers.

22. I smiled at the sky, and after I finished laughing, I went to take a shower.

23. But the Dragon City Flying General is here, and the pink and white in the Sixth Palace have no color!

24. There is a beautiful person, clear and graceful.

25. Jade earrings and gold ornaments. The light shirt covers the body with the fragrant Luo Bi. Slowly sleepy spring mash. Chunrong's face is peach.

26. All the gods praise and fairies dance.

27. A man has forty-one flowers, but I will kill them all after they bloom!

28. The green hair is the cage tie, and the cinnamon twig is the cage hook. The Japanese is wearing a bun on his head, and there are bright moon beads in his ears. Xiang Qi is the lower skirt, and Zi Qi is the upper skirt.

29. When the mother-in-law heard that her daughter was coming, she went to the clear pond.

30. If life is just like the first meeting, it will be in the Palace of Eternal Life on July 7th.

31. The baby is the treasure in my hand, and the treasure in my hand is my treasure. I slept really late at night, so I would feel better if I had some peace and quiet early.

32. Chirp again chirp, Mulan is flying a plane, what kind of plane is she flying? Boeing 747.

33. The beauty rolled up the beaded curtain and sat deep with frowning, but when she saw wet tears, she didn’t know who she hated.

34. Li Bai is about to travel by boat. From now on, the king will not go to court early!

35. Jingchai in a short skirt will not lose, and she will pull out all her gold and play the role of a drunkard. The moon is full, the clouds and the river are full of shadows. Why did the phoenix live in the sky back then?

36. The ring will never return, the grass outside the wall is like smoke. I still hate the moon in the Han Palace, which always shines on Hu Tian.

37. The eternity of heaven and earth will eventually come to an end, and this hatred will last forever.

38. The fragrance of *** can be heard for ten miles, and the fragrance is known to thousands of villages.

39. Looking at flowers in the front and rear mirrors, the flowers reflect each other.

40. The eyebrows are like green feathers, the muscles are like white snow, the waist is like a bunch of plain cloth, and the teeth are like shells.

41. At noon on the day of hoeing, I hang myself from the southeastern branch.

42. There is a slight blush, and the peach blush is brushed, and the smile is rippling on the cheeks.

43. When I left home and my boss returned home, he could tell whether I was male or female.

44. Pearl tassels rotate, stars shake, flowers and vines flutter, dragons and snakes move.

45. A luminous cup of bright moon wine, a lot of money and beautiful women.

46. A branch of red dew is fragrant, and the clouds and rain in Wushan are in vain.

47. In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but they could only hang themselves on the southeastern branch.

48. The temples are beautiful and full of fragrance.

49. I don’t want to arouse lovesickness and dare not go out to look at the moon. The moon happened to come through the window, making me miss each other all night.

50. Bing Ji is born thin, so let’s get more points.

51. As graceful as a startling giant, as graceful as a swimming dragon, with brilliant autumn chrysanthemums and luxuriant spring pine trees.

52. I wish to be like winged birds in the sky, and fly separately when disaster strikes!

53. The pale eyebrows are like autumn water, and the jade skin is accompanied by the breeze.

54. When the moon rises, it attracts people.

55. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold, not as good as Wang Lun’s gift to me!

56. The beauty is more enchanting, and the spirit of autumn water is auspicious.

57. Stop and sit in the maple forest at night, where can the beautiful lady teach you how to play the flute?

58. Two eyebrows that look like frowning but not frowning, and a pair of eyes that look like happiness but not happiness.

59. Silk shoes underfoot, tortoiseshell light on head. Her waist is as smooth as silk, and her ears are adorned with bright moon ornaments. The fingers are like peeling onion roots, and the mouth is like holding vermillion pills. Delicate and delicate steps, exquisite and unparalleled in the world.

60. I asked you how sad you can be. If you are sleepy and tired, drink Red Bull.

61. This woman is supposed to exist in heaven, and is rarely heard of in the human world.

62. The hands are like catkins, the skin is like condensed fat, the collar is like a cricket grub, the teeth are like gourd rhinoceros, the head is like a moth and the eyebrows are moth-like, the smile is beautiful, and the eyes are beautiful.

63. There are gods and men living in the mountain of Miaogushe. Her skin is like ice and snow, and her skin is like that of a virgin; she does not eat grains, but breathes wind and drinks dew; she rides on the clouds, rides on flying dragons, and travels across the four seas; her divine concentration makes things unblemished and grains ripe every year.

64. This woman should exist in heaven, and it is a rare opportunity to hear it in the world.

65. When a beauty is drunk, her face will be more rosy!

66. The silver vase broke and the water burst out, and the king did not go to court early from now on.

67. Quietness is like a delicate flower shining on the water, and action is like a weak willow supporting the wind.

68. The little head and eyebrows are graceful, and the smile is charming.

69. Hibiscus comes out of clear water, and the carvings are naturally removed.

70. I live at the head of the Yangtze River, and you live at the end of the Yangtze River.

71. The face is like a silver basin, the eyes are like apricots, the lips are red without dots, and the eyebrows are green without paint.

72. The clouds are like clothes, the flowers are like faces, the spring breeze is blowing the threshold and the dew is thick.

73. The attitude is strong and true, the texture is delicate and the bones are even!

74. There are creeping grasses in the wild and little dew. There is a beautiful person, clear and graceful. We meet each other by chance, just as I wish. There are creeping grasses in the wild, and there is no dew. There is a beautiful person, as graceful as clear air. We meet each other by chance, and we meet each other by chance.

75. If you cut the weeds without eradicating the roots, they will grow again when the spring breeze blows.

76. If I shake the sack, I won’t take away a cabbage!

77. Holding the yellow on the left and holding the blue sky on the right, the king will not come to court early from now on.

78. Hang yourself on a southeastern branch in the middle of the night when no one is around. In front of the beautiful window in the future, this thing will be the most lovesick.

79. If you are poor, you will live alone, while if you are rich, you will have many wives and concubines.

80. People are inherently good by nature, so you should work hard as a principal.

81. When we wake up, we have sex together, and our children suddenly come together.

82. The small building listens to the clouds and rain all night, and will hang its southeast branch tomorrow.

83. The spring breeze passes by the willow waist, and hundreds of birds follow the fragrance.

84. A whirlpool of clouds, a shuttle of jade, a light shirt and a pair of snails.

85. There is no grass anywhere in the world, but birds singing everywhere.

86. Mao Qiang wearing a mantle is not formal enough; Xi Shi covering her face is colorless in comparison.

87. What’s the hatred for a husband, and what’s the kindness for hooking up with a lowly person. I wish I could still be a Huansha native without knowing Fan Li.

88. Two yellow butterflies flew into the sky. I don’t know why, but one suddenly flew back, and the remaining one was lonely and pitiful. I have no intention of going to heaven, because it is too lonely.

89. If you don’t wash your feet during spring sleep, you will be bitten by mosquitoes everywhere. Athlete's foot comes at night and it smells terrible.

90. The jianjia is green and the white dew is frost. The so-called beauty is on the water side.

91. Sneaking through the palace is stable. Standing side by side, both sides are trapped. Delicacy is difficult to say. Must be viewed from the palm of the hand.

92. When relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, they always say that I am at the Yellow Crane Tower.