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Writing a story about breaking the sky with fighting and moving the universe with force

Xiao Yan: I know you, you are Lin Dong. Looking at the entire martial arts world, you are a rare existence.

Lin Dong: I know you too. You are Xiao Yan. Once you make a move, you can shock the entire Battle Through the Sky

Xiao Yan: I think back then, in Wutan City, we The Xiao family is one of the three major forces

Lin Dong: I think back then, in Qingyang Town, our Lin family was one of the four major forces

Xiao Yan: I think back then, in Wutan City, I got a ring

Lin Dong: I think back then, in Qingyang Town, I got a rune stone

Xiao Yan: There is Yao Lao in my ring. His origin is mysterious

Lin Dong: My rune stone contains Lord Diao, and his origin is also mysterious

Xiao Yan: There is an auction house in Wutan City, where I often sell elixirs.

Lin Dong: There is an underground exchange in Qingyang Town, and I also sell pills there

Xiao Yan: I have a sister named Xun'er, who is not my biological child

Lin Dong: I also have a younger sister named Qingtan, who is not my biological child.

Xiao Yan: My confidante, the little medical fairy, is a poisonous body of calamity. She suffered a lot at first, but after controlling the poisonous elixir, she Awesome

Lin Dong: My childhood sweetheart Qingtan is a Yin evil demon body, and she suffered a lot originally, but she is also awesome after controlling the Yin elixir

Xiao Yan: My goal is to go to the top Yunlan Sect, defeat Nalan Yanran

Lin Dong: My goal is to go to the Great Yan Lin Family and defeat Lin Langtian

Xiao Yan: I also have an identity, I am an alchemist

Lin Dong: I also have an identity, I am a Talisman Master

Xiao Yan: We alchemists rely on mental power

Lin Dong: We Talisman Masters rely on It is also spiritual power

Xiao Yan: We have a tower called Dan Pagoda

Lin Dong: We have a tower called Talisman Pagoda

Xiao Yan: Medicine Always take me to practice

Lin Dong: Mr. Diao accompanies me to practice

Xiao Yan: The purpose of my practice is to find strange fire

Lin Dong: The purpose of my training is to find the ancestral talisman

Xiao Yan: With the strange fire, I will be a powerful alchemist, and my strength will be doubled

Lin Dong: With the ancestral talisman, I will be powerful The strength of the Talisman Master has also doubled

Xiao Yan: My first time was given to Medusa

Lin Dong: My first time was given to Ling Qingzhu

Xiao Yan: My first time... was not voluntary... I lost control

Lin Dong: My first time... was not voluntary either... I lost control too

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Xiao Yan: After the incident, Medusa wanted to kill me, but she saved me again

Lin Dong: After the incident, Ling Qingzhu also wanted to kill me, but she saved me again

Xiao Yan:...

Lin Dong:...

Xiao Yan: I was written by a guy named Tudou

Lin Dong: I was also written by a guy named Tudou

Xiao Yan: If there is any similarity

Lin Dong: It is a coincidence

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Wei Tong, the leader of the Bloody Clothes Sect: "Gang Leader, Tudou is so unreasonable. ”

Yue Shan, leader of the Snow Wolf Gang: “I feel like he’s okay except for a little bit of ink staining and a little dragging.”

Wei Tong, the leader of the Blood Clothes Sect: "Some time ago, when I was able to crush Lin Dong to death, he wouldn't let me appear and insisted on letting Gu Ying go." Then I went to their house to find trouble, and they asked me to wait two months for a duel. Now you say you don't want me to die? Is it okay if I don’t go?"

Yue Shan, the leader of the Snow Wolf Gang: "No, we are all waiting to see.

Wei Tong, the leader of the Blood Clothes Sect: "Can you let me die happily? Knock me out as soon as you start. Don't torture me for two or three days." "

Snow Wolf Gang leader Yue Shan: "..."

Lin Xiao: "Boss, the Blood Clothes Sect is very powerful now. Can we ask the old Lin family for help?" I can't even write two characters for Lin in one stroke. "

Lin Zhentian: "No, Lin Dong will become stronger in two months, and he can directly KO the Blood Clothes Sect, there is no need to rush.

Master Diao: “Yao Lao, our roles are almost the same.” "

Yao Lao: "We can't talk if we're not in the same book. ”

Master Diao: “I will be resurrected like you in half a year, and let everyone see if it is the same.” ”

Yao Lao: “I am a human and you are a mink, how can we be the same?” ”

Master Diao: “Look at how symmetrical our names are, the upper and lower lines. "

Yao Lao: "..."

Master Diao: "Xiao Yan, Lin Dong, move the world with force, fight to break the sky..."

Master Diao: "Yao Lao, why can't you let us come back to life sooner? "

Yao Lao: "..."

Master Diao: "Now that I'm alive, I can kill a large piece of it with a piece of mink hair." "

Yao Lao: "..."

Master Diao: "It's too late and we can't be arrogant." "

Yao Lao: "You are so arrogant. What does potato mean when you eat?

Diao Ye: "Why don't the poster let everyone support it?"

Yao Lao : "It would be shameful for everyone to bear so much."

Master Diao: "People like Tudou often ask for votes."

Yao Lao: "..."

Master Diao: "Please support me, it's not easy for the poster."

Yao Lao: .........

Passerby A: Oh, isn't that Jiang Li? The Yuan Hua blood skill is directly upgraded to the Xiao Yuan Dan. I think I will win this time.

Jiang Li: I can beat your sister

Passerby A: Then where are you going in such a hurry

Jiang Li: Go home for dinner, stewed pork with potatoes

Yao Lao: Mr. Diao, do we have fans in the front row?

Master Diao: What kind of rice noodles are they, Guilin rice noodles?

Yao Lao:…………

Yao Lao: Forget it, that oil is not authentic

Ya Fei: "Hey, who is better, Xiao Yan or Lin Dong, eh, it's really hard to choose."

Xiao Xun'er: "What you are saying is not nonsense. Of course my brother Xiao Yan is better, he is so stupid."

Ya Fei: "But I think Lin Dong is not bad either.

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Xiao Xun'er: "I wonder, how can they compare if they are not the same book? "

Ya Fei: "Forget it, Lin Dong is so cool and Xiao Yan is so handsome, I want both! "

Xiao Xun'er: "What a horse? What about me? ”

Ya Fei: “That’s none of my business. Those who are capable will get it!” Do you want me to caress you? ”

Xiao Xun’er: “I am purer than you!” As pure as Terensu! "

Ya Fei: "``````````````````'

Suddenly, Xiao Xun'er and Ya Fei shouted together!

“Whoever pays attention to me, we will marry together! ”

Master Diao: Mr. Yao, will we be popular in Qiankun?

Lao Yao: Yes

Master Diao: How long can we be popular

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Yao Lao: Wait until you are burned to death

Jia Wanjin: Master Yan, can we let the beauties from the Wanjin Chamber of Commerce chase Lin Dong?

Master Yan: No Right

Jia Wanjin: We are also one of the top forces in Yancheng

Master Yan: You will know in a few months, in fact, we are just a sidekick

Jia Wanjin:…………

Diao Ye: Do you think Tudou can update 10 chapters a day?

Yao Lao: Yes

Diao Ye: You are so cheerful, don’t you believe it?

Yao Lao: I don’t know if you believe it or not, but I believe it anyway

Yao Lao: I will kill Wei Tong in a few days, Lin What to do next

Master Diao: Just look at Xiao Yan and you will know

Yao Lao: I took Xiao Yan out to practice

Master Diao: I also took Lin Dong out for training

Yao Lao:...

Diao Ye: Isn’t it a life and death battle in Chapter 125? Why not let them take medicine

Lao: Wait, we can’t fight now

Master Diao: Can you change your name?

Lao Yao: What should you change your name to?

Master Diao: Before coming to power

Master Diao: Mr. Yao, do you think the two chapters updated today can kill Wei Tong?

Mr. Yao: This may be possible

Diao Ye: Wei Tong died so tragically, he had to wait a whole day to die

Yao Lao:.........

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Yao Lao: That's your apprentice, who are you asking?

Master Diao: I guess we have to find Potato.

Yao Lao: Why?

Master Diao: He told me yesterday that he likes several women. He wants Tudou to finish writing it quickly and get out of the category of virgin as soon as possible

Yao Lao: It doesn’t work

Master Diao : Why?

Yao Lao: Xiao Yan also asked Tudou for this matter.

Master Diao: .............

Did Tudou agree?

Master Diao: No.

Yao Lao: What did Tudou say?

Mr. Diao: You are so wretched. I will turn Wei Tong into the protagonist

Yao Lao: ........

Wu Yun: After all, I am also a positive character. No, it will take a while.

Lei Li: Shit.

Lei Li: The villain is still like me. There is a battle scene where the supporting characters are too fierce. What should I do if the pig’s feet are swollen?

Wu Yun: I just fight, I’m just careless, not cool!

Lei Li: Shit! You don't even know Tudou's heart, so why are you playing a supporting role?

Wu Yun: .

Lei Li: Forget it, my mental arithmetic has been messed up, so practice hard. Come on, kid, maybe there will be a role for you later

Wu Yun: Really. . . (Tears~) Tudou (Mumbling~)

Lei Li:. . .

Master Diao: Others can write better than us

Yao Lao: Which one is better?

Master Diao: There are many words

Yao Lao Old: ...

One day, Qingtan spoke to the moon

Qingtan: Sister Yue, have you ever heard of Fighting to Break the Sky?

Moon:. . .

(I yell every day while canvassing for votes, but I didn’t even hear it but it was noisy)

Qingtan: Sister Yue, I think I am the descendant of Medusa, my body is so cold

Yue:. . . (Sweat, is it awesome to be cold?)

Qingtan: I feel like I am a colorful sky-swallowing python. Did I take some transformation pill?

Moon:. . . (That’s really what he said)

Qingtan: Sister, tell me, will Brother Lin Dong kill me when he gets too angry? . .

Moon:. . . (You decide what to do)

Yue Shan: Jia Wanjin, when Lin Dong kills Wei Tong later, I will take action, but you can leave it alone

Jia Wanjin: You Feel free to take action after thinking about it

Yue Shan: What do you mean, we are also one of the three major forces in Yancheng

Jia Wanjin: You haven’t seen Duo Breaking the Sky, have we? The same goes for moving the world. The three major forces can only be arrogant for half a month. Now the time is coming, you can do whatever you want

Qingtan: In the name of my golden female pig's feet

Moon:. . . (Making knitting)

Qingtan: Potato, give me strength

Moon:. . . (Somewhat cryptic)

Qingtan: Whatever level Brother Lin Dong is at, I’m almost at that level

Moon: Why!

Qingtan: I have a natural physique!

Moon: I’m still from a fucking primitive planet!

Qing Tan: Mr. Diao, I haven’t appeared too much during this period. It’s a foreshadowing no matter how I say it.

Mr. Diao: Be honest, maybe you can become Xun’er. Become a Little Medical Fairy

Qingtan: What if you are dishonest

Master Diao: Then you will become...that so and so...

Lin Dong: Tudou, when can I leave Qingshan Town and go to Zhongzhou?

Tudou: Don’t worry, don’t worry, kill the mini-BOSS here first, level up, get some equipment, and learn some skills before going. .

Lin Dong: Tudou, when will you find me a girlfriend?

Tudou: Coming soon, how is Miss Xia? Not bad~~~

Lin Dong:. . . . When will the ink stains like this become super awesome?

Potato: Uh-huh. . . . In a few days, I will give you an adventure, allowing you to get NB equipment and learn NB skills. Super god is not far away!

Lin Dong: I level up so fast, but the people around me level up too slowly. . Isn't this incongruous?

Tudou: It’s okay, I have a cheat device, their future levels are not a problem~~~

Lin Dong: Brother Yan, you are happier than me. Xiao Yan: Why? Lin Dong: Even your Dou Emperor knows that, as for me, maybe there is a higher level, oh, where will it drift to? Xiao Yan: .......

Diao Ye: This declaration Su looks so familiar, is she the second Yafei?

Yao Lao: Just keep reading, why bother with so much.

Master Diao: Lin Dong has reached the age of Sichun. I have to think about this apprentice.

Yao Lao: You don’t have to worry about this. Tudou has already thought about it for him. Isn’t there an ice beauty little loli?

Xiao Yan: “Lin Dong, you "I'm very happy." "What? Potatoes don't let people play with fire." Xiao Yan, "Just be content. At least your Diao Ye didn't absorb three years of your fighting spirit when he awakened."

Diao Ye: You Tell me if you can give Lin Dong more brothers with personality

Yao Lao: Xiao Yan’s brothers are all supporting roles

Diao Ye: You can consider improving it

Yao Lao: Just enough words, why do you want to think so much

Diao Ye:.........

Diao Ye: Yao Lao, you said Xiao Yan has a ring, and Lin Dong does Stone Talisman (necklace), what will happen to the pig's feet in the next novel?

Yao Lao: What do you think of the ring?

Diao Ye: That's still a ring

Yao Lao: Wrist guards? Knee pads?

Master Diao: Saint Cloth

Yao Lao:...

Master Diao: Isn’t the realm of Yuan Dan very awesome?

Yao Lao: Do ??you know the great fighting master who broke the sky?

Diao Ye: Never heard of it, he must be very good.

Yao Lao: Yuandan realm will be like this in a few days.

Yue Shan: Lin Dong, I want to kill him

Jia Wanjin: Kill him quickly

Yue Shan: Wait a few days, I will find an opportunity Just take action

Jia Wanjin: Wait a few days, haven’t you seen Battle Breaking the Sphere?

Yue Shan:...

Diao Ye: Let’s hurry up If you don’t speak, everyone will be impatient

Yao Lao: It doesn’t matter, we all have good tempers and patience in the bar

Diao Ye: Who is used to this?

Yao Lao: Ask Tudou

Master Diao: I feel Lin Dong is more comfortable than Xiao Yan

Lao Yao: Where is the comfort?

Master Diao: No need for Lin Dong You can make elixirs by playing with fire

Yao Lao:...

Diao Ye: Look at Xiao Yan being burned

Yao Lao: Lin Dong is not about to be burned Mo

Master Diao:...

Master Diao: Do ??you know why Lin Dong doesn’t have a girlfriend yet?

Yao Lao: It’s not that time yet

Master Diao: It’s not that Lin Dong hasn’t arrived yet

Yao Lao: Who should that be?

Master Diao: Because the potatoes haven’t arrived yet, those things are written Not coming out

Yao Lao:…………

Yao Lao: Xiao Yan will ascend to heaven after becoming Dou Emperor

Diao Ye: Xiao Yan has already ascended to heaven

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Yao Lao: How did you know?

Diao Ye: Xiao Yan ascended to heaven, had his memory wiped, and became Lin Dong

Yao Lao:…………

Master Diao: Yao Lao, let’s go have lunch together

Yao Lao: I found a serious loophole in Wudong Qiankun

Master Diao : What loophole

Yao Lao: Why hasn’t Lin Dong ever been to the toilet?

Master Diao:…………

Master Diao: What do people say about Dou Po He? Wu Dong Qian Kun is almost the same

Yao Lao: There are too many differences, everyone’s names are different

Diao Ye: But the plots and outlines are very similar

Yao Lao: What look in my eyes? I am a human and you are a mink. Can it be the same?

Master Diao: We are all high-level animals

Yao Lao:…………

Master Diao: Yao Lao, let me give you a pair.

Yao Lao: OK

Diao Ye: Xiao Yan fights to break the sky

Yao Lao: Lin moves the world with force

Diao Ye: Add one more Hengbiao bar

Yao Lao: Soy sauce

Diao Ye: I have a feeling

Yao Lao: What does it feel like

Diao Ye : I feel like I’m playing a game

Yao Lao:………………

Diao Ye: Lin Dong is spawning monsters and upgrading alone

Yao Lao: What about us?

Master Diao: We are all his good equipment*****

Master Diao: It’s so boring now

Yao Lao: …………

Master Diao: There are no opponents outside, so I have to sleep

Yao Lao: Just wait. After Wei Tong is taken care of, you can lead Lin Dong to cross levels to clear monsters

Master Diao:……………………

Master Diao: Yao Lao, I have known Lin Dong for a while

Yao Lao: Yes

Diao Ye: Can I tell Lin Dong my story

Yao Lao: Not yet

Diao Ye: Why

Yao Lao: If you say now, Yancheng, Yuandan Realm, Wei Tong, the three major forces, all It’s a fart

Master Diao: Uh...

Master Diao: I’m so bored when I sleep now

Yao Lao: Come out and fight the monsters if you have nothing to do

Master Diao: I will turn into a pig's foot now

Yao Lao: Not yet, Lin Dong is not yet at the level

Master Diao: I miss you so much During the journey, you can open boxes to upgrade

Diao Ye: Yao Lao, do you think Lin Dong is more powerful or Xiao Yan?

Yao Lao: They are not powerful compared to one kind of person

Master Diao: What kind of person?

Yao Lao: The mobile phone party is the most powerful!

Master Diao:……………

Master Diao: Lin Dong was stunned when he saw the arena yesterday Wow, this arena is so majestic

Yao Lao: He felt the same way when he saw the beast arena

Diao Ye: Why did he feel like this

Yao Lao Lao: Make up the number of words

Master Diao:…………

Master Diao: Okay, I guess you were wrong

Lao Yao: Come again if you don’t accept it

Master Diao: The next one, please summarize Chapter 126

Yao Lao: Let’s fight

Master Diao:…………

Mr. Diao: Mr. Yao, I’m a little worried

Mr. Yao: You’re worried that I’ve made a wrong summary

Mr. Diao: I’m afraid that your summary is not comprehensive

Mr. Yao : How to say it

Master Diao: I'm afraid I'm 'preparing for war'

Yao Lao:.........

Master Diao: I'm more worried now

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Yao Lao: What are you worried about

Diao Ye: I am worried that your summary is not comprehensive

Yao Lao: Tell me

Diao Ye: I'm worried that the next chapter will be 'prepare to fight'

Yao Lao:.........

Diao Ye: What can Tudou do if he doesn't become a writer

Yao Lao: drive a tractor

Tudou:…………

Yao Lao: Actually, we can’t say that about Tudou

Mr. Diao: Why

Yao Lao: Actually there is someone who is more procrastinating than him

Diao Ye: Who is it

Yao Lao: Fighting to break the sky

Diao Ye:...... …

Master Diao: Which one will win between Lin Dong and Xiao Yan?

Yao Lao: Of course it’s Xiao Yan, he’s already fighting against the emperor

Master Diao: I It may not be possible

Yao Lao: Why

Diao Ye: Who told you that Dou Di is stronger than the Yuan Dan realm? In Yancheng, Dou Di is just an ant

Yao Lao:…………

Diao Ye: Yao Lao, do you think I can come out in the future? Yao Lao: Yes, you will know after watching Dou Po. But you have to wait for the pig horns to be upgraded first

Xiao Yan: "Didn't you say that the Great Fighter is so terrifying?"

Tudou: "Yes, and they are rare!"

Xiao Yan: "Then why can't we see great fighting masters now? There are fighting saints everywhere?"

Tudou: "I told you that they are rare, which means that Very few!"

Xiao Yan: "..."

Qingtan: Master Yan is so awesome

Lin Dong: He is just a sidekick.

Qingtan: Yue Shan is so powerful

Lin Dong: He is just a walk-on

Qingtan: What about the real master

Lin Dong Dong: They are quite busy

Qingtan: When will they not be busy

Lin Dong: When I am at the same level as them

Qingtan: At that time What are they doing?

Lin Dong: Actually, they are all just minor players

Qingtan:………………