Make people laugh. Tell me about it.

1. We don't know each other, but you can take money to befriend me.

It's a holiday, and my deskmate has no news at all. It feels like losing a pig.

Everything is difficult at the beginning, difficult in the middle and difficult at the end.

I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

The romance I want is actually very simple. The two of us robbed the bank, and then on the way to abscond with the money, you were unfortunately caught. You would rather die than confess, went to prison, and left me alone for the rest of my life.

6. There is no swearing in this world. If you do more homework, you will.

7. Your lover is an incomparable monkey. One day he will walk over the tower in two steps and invite you to die.

8. "Little black dog, your courier." "Uncle, my name is Xiao Mo ..."

9. I did my homework for two minutes yesterday, and then my mobile phone caught fire. I coaxed it for two hours. what can I do? I am also very helpless.

10. I met you in my lifetime and spent all my savings.

1 1. My future husband, don't give others a wife. Your future wife is still waiting for you.

12. You have nothing, and you are still sick.

13. God arranged fate for us, but forgot to give us instructions.

14. When I was in college, I saw my roommate playing games in the dormitory one day. I said to him, "the exam is tomorrow. Don't you read?" The roommate calmly replied: "The day after tomorrow, am I wrong?" So I continued to argue with him. Just as we were quarreling, another buddy in the dormitory was surprised and asked, "You didn't go to the exam this morning!" " "

15. Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

16. Violence can't solve the problem, but it can ease anger.

17. Since you borrowed money from me, I have missed you every penny.

18. A fat girl insists on taking the stairs to work every day because she is not confident enough to take the elevator. So, after nearly a month's hard work, she was fired because she was often late.

19. In the new year, I'm still so tacky. I just want to get rich and get you.

20. I don't want to sleep except at bedtime.

2 1. It really won't comfort people, and many words of healing can't be said, so don't be sad, baby, just die.

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. I'd better go blind myself.

23. A junior high school classmate's English was poor, and the teacher gave him a good beating in an English exam. The reason is this. The composition requirement is to tell Xiao Ming that he was hit by a car and was taken to the hospital. His text reads: Xiaoming goes to Beichezhuang. 120 Wow, whoa, whoa, whoa. The English teacher patted him on the head when he picked up the book. I call you whoa whoa whoa!

24. I have you all the way, and I am willing to suffer a little, even if it is too much.

25. I won't bend over when money falls from the sky, because even pies don't fall from the sky, let alone money.

One day, you will meet the person you like and his girlfriend.

27. I recommend a song "The Lost River" to everyone. This song is definitely the best song in the world, no one! Whenever it is dead of night, I always put on my headphones and turn the volume up to the maximum. The whole person is immersed in the music and attracted by the deep melody! The song of the soul is really full of praise, and it is endless and wonderful!