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Talk to me in front of the screen
2. If you like someone, you can't catch them, but you can't catch them either. Break their legs.
Don't blame me for being unkind to you, because you deserve it.
5. Kindness, courage and Excellence, erin brockovich. May you and I be together.
I want to be your most attractive ex-girlfriend.
7. I hope you are happy when you see my head in front of the screen.
8. I've been trying to say three words to you these days, but as an ordinary friend, I'm afraid I can't even say it, but I have no choice. I still want to say: borrow some money!
I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.
10. If I can't be your wife, then I will be your wife's nightmare.
1 1. Life will always get better and better. Grandpa always gets through it from his grandson.
12. Sometimes I want to explain, but for a moment I think I know your mother.
13. Everyone is in love, and I am playing the ash. It's cool.
14. Every girl who is 6 meters tall has ambition, because they want to find a man who is 8 meters tall.
15. There is no need to cater to everyone's wishes. It's no use being picky. I have a bad temper.
16. I won't send you if you want to be beautiful. If anyone touches me, I will torture you to death.
17. When you are in love, you always want to be single and live as carefree as you want. When not in love, I want to talk and watch couples hold hands and envy.
18. You only live once. Why should I be wrong?
19. In fact, it really doesn't matter whether you are in love or not, but you must have someone you like. It really doesn't feel good to have an empty heart, so I suggest you like me.
20. I won't bow my head and don't know how to keep my word. This is me.
2 1. Sorry, I can't learn to please modestly.
I like that you don't like me, but you must follow my way.
23. I'm a human being, and I'm also someone you can't afford to offend. Since you have given me love, don't mess with me.
24. Walking on the road with headphones on. The noise of the world has nothing to do with me.
25. I am addicted to your back, your eyes and your fingers.
26. Breathe as simply as a child, but you can't find the oxygen that suits you.
27. Maybe it's because you can't keep it yourself. I admire you for being a radiant light.
28. [As long as you don't kneel, no one in the world is taller than you]
29. Not every princess meets a prince who saves her when she is in trouble.
30. Explanation is cover-up, and cover-up is story telling.
3 1.? It turns out that love hurts people so much that it is harder than I thought.
32. [When the person you once loved cries and you smile, it means that you are really heartbroken and really don't love.
33. I love you and never leave. It's just that you've been ignoring my existence.
Don't touch my fragile wound with your hand that touched other people's chest.
Sometimes, I like listening to songs not because they sound good, but because the lyrics are written like myself.
36. Love me, okay? Love me and send me a flower, will you? I want to prove to him that he doesn't love me and how many people are waiting to love me.
Laziness points the way for technological progress in a sense.
38. The tenderness in the cold alley has gone too far. Have you forgotten your original belief?
39. Maybe there is only a shadow in this world that won't betray you.
40. We exposed each other's pain, unloaded the burden in our hearts and approached each other.
4 1. Give me 3,000 cycles and turn them into a poem with red berries. I've written it thousands of times and I'm afraid you're not beautiful.
42. I am not the person you love. You are the only one I love. I thought of you when I left. I can't forget it.
43. Don't think about the impossible. Don't wait to know that it won't work out. If you are still stuck in the mud, you deserve it.
44. I like people with beautiful hands, but if your hand is hurt or cracked, it won't affect my deep love for you.
45. You said that I have no money, no car and no house, but when I have money, a car and a house, do you think I will still want you?
46. Later, I found out that your world doesn't lack me at all.
47. It may be a coincidence that you went to bed as soon as I looked for you.
48. The moon is like a river. The left bank is an unforgettable memory, and the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping. The middle flows quickly, which is a faint youth sadness.
49. I hope that as time goes by, I will wander with the fate. Second, things are different and cannot be forgotten. May the trickle flow forever.
50. I want to be the person who knows you best, and I don't allow others to know you better.
On Xiao San's personality
1, distance produces a small three. The hostess came and was in a bad mood.
3, people are floating in the rivers and lakes, who can not be a chivalrous show.
4, you are promising enough and coquettish enough.
5. Get your bitch out of my world.
6, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.
7. No matter how hard you try, you can't separate the three!
8, how far is the thought, how far you roll for me.
9. Although I am not a bad person, I am a good person.
10, Jiangshan is so charming and San Xiao is so coquettish.
1 1, love comes, leaving mistresses everywhere.
12, San Xiao attracts cheap men, and cheap men attract San Xiao.
13, don't challenge me with your cheeky iron awl.
14, we regard girlfriends as our lives, and hitting girlfriends means hitting me!
15, asexual and loveless prude, affectionate and righteous.
16. When I became a swan, you were still an egg.
17, except Lei Feng, who is the most awesome and who is the hottest!
18, I want to be your queen and occupy the highland in your heart.
19, the third one flatters in America, and the fourth one flatters. The government has always recognized me.
20. Don't say you are a mistress, even if you are a mistress, I'm not afraid.
2 1, I won't be a mistress anyway. Don't worry!
22. Girls can be happy even without boyfriends!
23. If I go down one day, remember that I will come up for you.
Even if the whole world betrays you, I will betray the whole world with you.
25, love is coming, leaving mistresses everywhere.
26, life is given by parents, you should cherish the road yourself, be careful.
27, not a mistress, a mistress doesn't care, she cries once!
28. Fate washed my cards again, but I still played them myself.
29. For love, you choose to be a mistress, and for making money, you become a chicken.
30. Don't be a mistress, don't disturb others to fall in love, you will be trampled by a horse.
3 1, red nail polish, red eyes. The characteristics of mistress.
32. Indulge in the love of others. I don't expect San Xiao to be perfect!
On the other hand, there is no mistress who can't get rid of it, only a real card that doesn't work hard!
34. I smiled The hostess can return to normal, and the devil can grow angel wings.
35. Bitches are always bitches. Even in times of economic crisis, it should not be expensive.
36. A hateful guy like Xiao San can only play a piece of shit in TV series.
37. Since being a mistress is definitely shameless, ugliness will be used to it.
38. In the battle of love, it's just a process.
39. Look at you dressed like a condolence girl eliminated from the second stop.
40. It is said that the right body is not afraid of oblique shadows. Actually, you don't have to care too much about shadows, do you?
4 1, mistress, not as good as miss, miss is for money, what are you for?
42. I will feel humble and mean, and I will feel like a mistress. Is everything over?
43. playing with feelings? Being a mistress? Destroy others' feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.
44. Oh, you look good. Why don't you sit on the stage with the equipment your parents gave you?
45. The most useless thing in the world is to get the pay slip in time, look angry and wipe your ass too carefully.
46. If I have to die, I will take darkness as my bride and hug it in my arms.
47. Look at you. You were born to be a mistress. Are you worthy of your country?
48. If you don't peel the bark, you will die. People are shameless and invincible. God declared you invincible.
49. You said you were in the prime of your life, and you were eighteen years old, but I think you look like you are eighty years old, and you have the face to pretend to be a post-90s generation here.
50, mistress, do you deserve true love? Be this man's mistress today, and he will sleep with someone else tomorrow.
5 1, laughter is a lifetime, and crying is also a lifetime. Anyway, as long as you live, you live with a smile.
52. As for the repair of the clock, I don't think you are accurate recently. Do you need to repair it?
53. You said you were like a canned coke bottle and your skin was as black as coke. Can't it be ordinary?
Don't laugh at me with your ugly smile. Crying can frighten the dead. It's not good to scare people around you.
55. I am desperate now, just to walk in front of a bitch with high heels, curly hair and delicate makeup in a few years.
56. Little mistress, you little slut, I miss you so much that I can't sleep at night. When can I hold you in my hand? It's all my fault that I have no money, you mistress!
57. The conditions for you to recruit a husband should be rich, handsome, considerate, good-natured, and without male chauvinism. If there is such a person, can people expect you to be more like Sister Furong than Sister Xi?
Excerpts from the complete works of two-character, three-character and four-character good words
Two words of praise:
Hope to look forward to friendship, unity and cooperation, happiness, diligence, hard work, serious study, practical and diligent.
Handsome, strong, beautiful, confident, clean, spectacular, small, delicate, strong, kind and gentle.
Happy, serene, calm, shy, shy, beautiful, hardworking, caring, sweet, positive, friendly, confident and brave.
Firm, neat, handsome, dignified, quiet, moving, elegant, open-minded, happy, harmonious, respectful, happy and comfortable.
Neat, warm and comfortable praise concise, beautiful, charming, lovely, symmetrical, beautiful, grateful and gratified.
Sweet charm, excellent happiness, excitement, handsome concern, strong purity and joy.
Three words of praise:
Hollywood, boy, good morning, good day, Cape of Good Hope, Jiangnan, doing good,
Curiosity, good news, good people, good people or bad people, good women's graves, stereotypes, bad people,
Good spring, good people, good people, good scenery, great, good technology,
I am embarrassed, ugly, angry, kind, accommodating, easy and irritating.
Have fun, have fun, have fun, have fun, have fun, have fun, have fun, have a bad time, learn badly, know the good and know the bad,
Good luck, good house, good hands and feet, good weather, good luck, good children, good brains,
Work hard, work hard, work hard, work hard, work hard, work hard,
Good at playing tricks, making friends and looking good, Wu, a good boy, a good old man and a good start.
Take good care of children, farm well, live well, have a good rest, which is harmful and useless.
Good bragging, always good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good,
Good morning, good morning, good evening, good time, good time, good singing, good scenery and good fun.
A good word in four words:
In high spirits, in high spirits, cheering, decorating, in high spirits, the whole country is in high spirits.
Get twice the result with half the effort, laugh often and be happy every year.
Peace every year, good luck every year, congratulations on making a fortune, rolling in financial resources, the spirit of three sheep opening a dragon horse, and Five Blessingg Shuanglong playing pearls
Good luck, bright future, icing on the cake, full moon, congratulations on making a fortune and rolling in financial resources.
Witty words, everything goes well with the treasure.
By analogy, you are radiant, radiant, naive, gentle and energetic.
Open-minded, studious, eager to let go, strong, well-proportioned and approachable.
Concentrate on Excellence, study hard with peace of mind, be down-to-earth and shameless, strive for perfection, and be generous.
Overjoyed, depressed, indifferent, furious, dancing, smiling, ecstatic
Stunned, eloquent, eloquent, eloquent, eloquent, full of surprises.
Perseverance, meticulous attitude, graceful and vigorous posture, graceful and carefree smile, his words are pure and clean.
Spring flowers are full of greenery, willing to serve the public, extremely sweet and delicious, with endless aftertaste and lasting sweat.
All smiles, laughter like the wind, concentration, hold your breath, stare at the old, upright.
Green manure, red achene, rich fruit, attractive fruit, full fruit, melon, fragrant fruit, sweet fruit, fat juice.
Angry, aggressive, driven out of reason, full of pride, steel-like beautiful bones, beautiful, beautiful, light, elegant and aboveboard.
Covered with meditation, concentration, heroism, heroic spirit, grandeur, fat head and big ears, fat head and fat brain, full of dedication
Energetic, self-expressive, slender, tall, short, lean, brave, firm and prepared for danger in times of peace.
Asking questions, forgetting to eat and sleep, depression, depression, sadness, listlessness, as if nothing had happened.
Thin and thick, like an urn, light and strong, tall and big, big and short, resourceful.
Slim figure, slim figure, fragile body, tight body, thoughtful expression, concentration and mastery are just right.
The orchard is fragrant and fruitful, and the garden is fruitful. Red fruits are full of branches and broken wires, even red and green, running through China and the West.
Elegant, handsome, generous, high-spirited, talented, profound and brainstorming.
Polite speech is enough. Famous, aggressive and unhurried.
I am full of enthusiasm, I am full of enthusiasm, I am upright, I am elegant, I am thriving, and I cannot stand on my own feet.
Caring for the future, whether civil or military, is a well-known fear and fear, and should be treated equally with a clear conscience.
Love at first sight, kill two birds with one stone, and become famous in one fell swoop.
Brotherhood, affection, sincerity, devotion, enthusiasm, high quality and low price.
I am overjoyed, moody, cheerful, meticulous, single-minded, cheerful, colorful and condescending.
Open and bright, inspiring, full of energy, perfect and full of praise.
Hold your head high, give timely help in the snow, and learn to reward and punish with deep hatred, which is pleasing to the eye and sweet words.
Shameless, eternal, godsend, refreshed, empathetic, contented, calm like a duck to water.
Get what you want, get what you want, get what you want, get what you want, get what you want, get what you want.
In full swing, it is difficult to say a thousand words, get twice the result with half the effort, and it is difficult to be poetic.
I am flattered and benefited a lot, and everyone is listening to the splendor. Honor and disgrace and * * * are small and exquisite.
Thinking about drinking water and thinking about the source is amazing, in full swing, vowed to have a plan, and the number of talents is increasing day by day.
Nature is the combination of branches and leaves, United as one, working together, fascinated by the vast magical power.
Looking forward to alarmism, it is at stake, and it is the best policy to eat alcohol and be timid.
For the first time, Qiu went all out, seeking common ground while reserving differences, filled with indignation, overwhelmed and solved it.
Handy, as we all know, changes quickly and naturally, which is awe-inspiring. Go with the flow, improvise, and do whatever you want.
The defeated army will be invincible, poised, hungry, inseparable, methodical and conscientious.
The language of crash and burn shocked four strange beds and dreams, and became famous with bitter tears, which was huge and shocking.
Message of Personality Graduation in Grade Three
1. Over the past three years, we have not only gained the fragrance of knowledge, but also the fragrance of life. With distant lamps and books, we not only lost the light of youth, but also lost the sadness of years. On this graduation occasion, I wish you a bright future.
Looking back in a hurry, we bid farewell to our alma mater and the sadness that seems to have disappeared, because we graduated. Through spring, summer, autumn and winter, through lights and books. If you give, you won't be sad. If you give, you won't hesitate. Because there is hope for the future.
3. Define our time today with youth, calculate our brilliant tomorrow with happiness, discuss our never-ending dreams, and wish you success in setting our different ideals, classmates, graduation, and come on.
4. Youth is the morning of life, and it is the spring all the year round. This season is beautiful, full of vitality and hope. I am about to graduate from college. May you fly high in this happiest season.
In June, the sky is high and the clouds are light, and the graduation bell rings. I don't want to give up my lovely classmates, and I will never forget my respected teacher and be a familiar face. March towards the palace of success, set foot on the dawn of progress and meet the glory of tomorrow.
6. I firmly believe that I am a star, shining through clouds and fog. I firmly believe that I am flint, not afraid of being beaten, not afraid of twists and turns, firmly believe that I am a talent, and dispel the clouds and haze. I will graduate soon and step into the society. I firmly believe that you and I both have a bright future.
7. Novices are normal, but remember, don't be arrogant and get into the habit of being picky. If you can't do great things, do small things well. Remember, if you don't do it, you must do it well.
8. You can graduate from school, but you can't graduate from study, so it's never too late to learn, youth can graduate, dreams can't graduate, so be brave, time can graduate, and classmates can't graduate, so keep in touch.
9. My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?
10, not every effort will be rewarded, but every effort must be paid, which is an unfair and irreversible proposition.
1 1, I know I'm not a good recorder, but I like to review the road I've traveled more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward angrily.
12, hiding in a certain time and missing the palm print for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.
13, the wind blows like a flower, and your smile has become the most beautiful ornament in my life, looking at the sky, the snow and the deep shadow of the season.
14. Lonely people always think of everyone who has appeared in their lives, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again every night when the stars fall.
15, the dream of youth has disappeared without a trace, but it flies away in a hurry. Those young dreams, colorful, full of twists and turns, are memorable. When they leave, they are no longer the age of dreams, and colorful youth has more responsibilities and more persistence. This is the memory left by this campus. Happy graduation!
16, I still remember my dreams when I was young. They are flowers that never fade. We have come to the end of this world through storms. We are here to separate our past, recall our past and look forward to our tomorrow. Go, go, for a better tomorrow.
17, more than a thousand days and nights together, engraved in memory, are happy times and innocent years. On the day of parting, I just want to say sincerely in the name of friendship: I wish you a bright future and I will see you again.
18, in the long river of life, what you can't keep is the years and the past, but the dreams and memories. The youth of the university passed away silently, and the complicated life of the society came quietly. Sincerely wish: all wishes come true and smooth sailing!
19, 1000 people study day and night, 1000 people are confused day and night, 1000 people are in their early days. After graduation, they are looking for jobs. I hope you can position yourself, find your ideal job, reap the fruits of happiness, win the favor of your colleagues and make progress every day.
20. All hopes can be realized, all dreams can be realized, all waiting can appear, and all efforts can be fulfilled!
2 1, people will inevitably encounter thorns and bumps in their journey, but after the storm, there will be a beautiful rainbow. I hope to see a strong me and a strong you! ! !
22. Life is incredible. Many things are always amazing in retrospect. Middle school life is over. No matter where you are in the future, Luding will always be your best home. A thousand words, just one word, often go back to Luding to see.
23. I hope you have a new beginning and a new starting point in your new life. Have a nice trip and visit the school more often. This is your wonderful memory.
24. The sunshine is still warm and warm; The smiling face is still lingering. In a hurry, we have gone through four years. Time flies like an arrow, like water, the wind across the sky, leaving no smoke marks, but the clouds know. This past will never happen again, but I know it in my heart.
25, you are wanted, too kind to your friends and loyal enough! With a youthful face and a bright smile, this court ruled as follows: You are punished as my lifelong friend, and no appeal is allowed!
26. If you were a meteor, I would wait for you. If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.
27. Some people say that life is like a grand banquet, and it always comes to an end. I think the years at school are also like a lively banquet. When we went to dinner together a few years ago, we had already thought about this day, but what we didn't expect was that it would end so soon. When I was still thinking in situ, someone hurried by and walked out of the campus. I can't reprimand Fang Qiu as before.
In this hot and sunny season, we will leave to enjoy better banquets and more excitement.
29. A few years ago, I was walking happily in this ancient servant campus, looking forward to it. After graduation, I will leave sadly, because ah, I really can't bear to part.
Don't sing after graduation I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!
3 1. I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What worries me is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?
Remember to wash your feet after strenuous exercise in the future!
The trees on campus are lush, and every classroom is full of clear sunshine. Walking through familiar places and saying goodbye to familiar people will inevitably lead to melancholy. However, I believe that youth is not old, and you and I will meet again in a bright future.
34. Gently, we left, just as we came gently. Wave goodbye to the green campus. We leave a bright smile here, and we stay away from pure friendship here. I wish you a better future.
35, you laugh once, I can be happy for several days; But seeing you cry once made me sad for several years.
36. Even though time passes, space blocks us and time distracts you and me, the heart of care and blessing will always be around.
Take my hand and walk with your eyes closed, so you won't get lost.
38. Will love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest?
Whenever I look at the sky, I don't like talking anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again.
40. You are the most abstract painter I have ever seen. I asked you to draw an egg, but you drew a triangle!
4 1. In our life, there have been many strange lives that we just missed head-on and didn't even have a chance to look at each other.
42. Let the writing of life always remember the warm sunshine that once ignited the soul. There are always some happy scenes, hidden in the corner of memory, inadvertently opened gently, shaking off the bleak room!
43. The most beautiful and sacred. When we were young, we were very cute: when something happened, the two of us got angry and said, I won't play with you! But the next day, I will hold hands and call each other brothers.
44. Maybe, maybe when you look back on your childhood at once, you will find many things, and many memorable things become vague, but vague and profound.
45. For sincere friends: For example, our friendship is like the sea, we have the most sincere friendship in the world, and we have endless breadth and tolerance between people.
46. I wish you become a big boss with assets of hundreds of millions in the future, and use your own hands to make the gold content of your diploma higher!
47. After four years of acquaintance, you walked away gently, leaving a lump of shit without taking a lottery ticket. It stinks. It stinks.
48. Don't forget to take some time to relax in your busy life and keep a young and happy heart forever.
49, today's laughter, today's breeze tomorrow, beautiful but not eternal, haven't had time to share the last glass of wine, but go their separate ways, take care!
50, blessing+blessing = more blessings; Blessing * blessing = infinite blessing; Blessing-blessing = the starting point of blessing; Blessing/blessing = the only blessing
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