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The upgraded version of friends is lovers, and the upgraded version of lovers is strangers

1. There are two things in the world that cannot be looked at directly. One is the sun, and the other is the human heart.

2. There are some things that you struggle to see clearly but become even more unclear about. Such as the future.

3. I thought I could do it if I worked hard, but why do I hold on to memories.

4. There are always some things that allow you to see people clearly inadvertently

5. No one will take away the sky, as long as I raise my head, he will Always stay with me.

6. There is never destined misfortune, only persistence that never lets go.

7. Everyone also hopes that the more friends the better, that’s because multiple friends lead to multiple paths.

8. I am the only one in the world. It is up to you whether you cherish me or not.

9. I didn’t know until the end that to you, I was just a joke

10. My future husband must be a road fool, otherwise why hasn’t he found me yet?

11. This kind of love is neither fierce nor passionate. This kind of love gets old from the beginning.

12. Those who have loved us and those who have hurt us are the meaning of our youthful existence.

13. Some people were once friends, but after confessing their love, they can no longer even remain friends.

14. There is no road in the world. If there are too many people walking, there will be no way to go.

15. If you truly love someone, your heart will inevitably hurt.

16. Sometimes I feel like a lunatic. I have troubled myself and disturbed others.

17. When walking in the rain, I never hold an umbrella. It has its own sky. It won’t rain

18. Happiness is that as long as you hold the right hand, you will still not be afraid even if you lose your sense of direction.

19. I am a madman who only loves you from a long, long time ago to a long, long time later

20. There is always someone who can make you smile with just one text message .

21. What we cannot forget is not those people, but those things that happened together.

22. Devotion is not about liking only one person for the rest of your life, it is about being single-minded and never leaving when you like someone

23. Learn not to care about it and forget some unhappiness, maybe you will Happier.

24. Is there a person who suddenly becomes silent when you hear his name?

25. Sometimes you don’t know how much you like a city until you leave it and remember it.

26. Some things will become ridiculous once the roles are reversed. Such as love.

27. There is a person who is always in my heart, but disappears from life.

28. Not every apology can give you a "no problem", sometimes it will be a slap

29. The upgraded version of a friend is a lover, and the upgraded version of a lover is a stranger

30. Delete all the numbers, I don’t want to have any memories anymore. Upgraded version of earthy love words

1. I don’t dare to look you in the eyes, I’m afraid that every look in my eyes seems to be a confession

2. It’s not that no one wants you but you You don’t want anyone else

3. I have countless attitudes toward you in this world, and I only love you

4. No matter whether it is good or bad, I will always treat you. constant.

5. Since we cannot be born together, then we will harm the common people together.

6. Whether it’s love at first sight or whether I like you at first sight, I just like you

7. You buy me lipstick and I’ll give you some lipstick every day, okay?

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8. You are such a homebody. No. But you stayed in my heart untouched.

9. Do you think there is something wrong with my legs? No, I can’t walk when I see you.

10. Can you shut up? I didn't speak. Then why is your voice filling my head?

11. Who are you? Why do I feel like I’ve eaten honey when I see you?

12. You are the little smile that makes me smile when I think of you.

13. You are my whole youth, even though you are just passing through my life.

14. How special are you? Among thousands of people, even if I am short-sighted, I can see you at a glance.

15. You are guilty. ? You not only broke into my heart, you also stole my heart.

16. If I don’t like you, just fall in love with me.

17. If I had a tail, I would probably keep wagging in front of you

18. God’s jewels fell to the ground, so I saw the sky full of stars and yours. Eyes

19. Will you find a mistress after marriage? If the wife is you, there will be no mistress. If it is not me, the mistress will be you

20. Compare the chat records with you I’m still happy with my salary slip

21. Does it feel heavy when you carry me on your back? The whole world is carried on your back. Do you think it’s heavy or not?

22. Your presence is as real as air. I can't live without you

23. What does the person you like look like? Go home and look in the mirror

24. Do you know what kind of quilt should be covered in winter? It should be baby

25. Do you know what I am best at? I like you

26. Do you know where there is any scenery in this place? I don’t know, I’m not very familiar with it. I think you are the most beautiful scenery here

27. Is there a hospital nearby? No, what? Because of you, my heart beats so hard

28. If you were Tinker Bell, what do you think I am? I don’t know, what is it? Why? Because, jingle bells (think) jingle bells!

29. Numbers 1 to 9. If I am 9, which 8 are you? Why, because I want to be next to you

30. Hey, why are you extending your hand? I want to hold my girlfriend’s hand

31. Let me ask you a question: Dad, sister, mother, brother, husband, which one is not related to you by blood? Husband, my wife is so smart

32. I will take you to drink a wine that you have never drunk before? Our wedding wine

33. I have a cold! Pay attention to your health because I won’t be able to resist when I see you

34. I’m so heartbroken! Why is it because my heart is filled with you

35. I feel like I have seen you before? It’s on my marriage certificate

36. I’m a good judge of people, so look at who I am and you’re mine

37. I’ve tolerated you for a long time. Tsk, then how are you going to endure it for the rest of your life?

38. I’m a bit of a playboy, huh? Idiot, I have devoted all my attention to you~

39. A family of three, husband, wife, and son. The husband and son have gone on a trip. What wife is left? Where is this place?

40. Ever since I met you, I have felt that life is short, why is it because the sweet part is so long

41. I found that someone has a crush on you. Who? Me. It turns out that if you can’t be a lover, then you will be a stranger.

1. When girls enter society, they will meet many better boys than in school, while when boys enter society, it is difficult to find better boys than those in school. There are better girls out there.

2. If you must give me a rose, then please allow me to only have one, and give it to me on the day when I am 80 years old.

3. When I love you, you don’t cherish me. When I'm gone, you get used to my habits. But I have become another you.

4. I still don’t quite understand the breakup. How can I let go of all my habits instantly with just one sentence? How can I suppress the urge to hug you when our eyes meet? How can I bear the risk of not dating you at night? And the memories that come, even friends will be reluctant to let go when they fade away, let alone lovers. You both still love each other, so don’t separate before you get old.

5. Happiness is like glass. It is invisible at ordinary times. If you adjust the angle slightly, it will shine brightly.

6. Love in this world may not have money, but it must have enough warmth. And between people, the most important thing is money? I think, between people, In the end, we still keep each other warm. This smell of warmth is, in fact, the smell of love.

7. If you make a girl laugh, she will like you. But if you make her cry, she loves you.

8. At the beginning, I wanted a hug. Then I found that I needed a kiss, a bed, a suite, and a certificate. It wasn't until the divorce that I remembered the beginning, when I just wanted a hug.

9. When you are young, happiness is a thing, you will be happy if you have it; when you grow up, happiness is a goal, you will be happy if you achieve it; when you mature, you will find that happiness is a state of mind, and you will be happy if you understand it.

10. I began to admit these words: 1. I want to get married. 2. There are people who you still miss even if you haven’t contacted them for many years. 3. If you can’t be a lover, then you will be a stranger. It turns out to be true. 4. I am starting to get older, but still very childish. 5. People who attach too much importance to emotions often die miserably.

11. For people who really like each other, just sitting on a park bench and chatting all day is also a perfect date; you have to dress up carefully, go to a fancy place, and take photos and send them back. Those who show off online and are willing to date are not looking for a partner, they are just looking for an accessory to decorate themselves with.

12. Sometimes, I really want to care about someone, want to know why she is unhappy, want to greet her, want to give her some warmth, but in the end I am defeated by a "why". Yes, you are not so and so in her life, she doesn’t need you at all.

13. Don’t face the people around you with your emotions. Once or twice is understandable, but if you do it too many times, it will annoy everyone who looks at you.

14. The best feeling in the world is knowing that someone is thinking of you.

15. If one day, you no longer remember and I no longer remember, time will definitely remember for us. The most difficult thing is not that the two places are separated, but that we love each other but dare not think about the future. It's a stranger

You have the nerve to lie to me, how can I not believe it

We don't need to take some people too seriously, because they are not worth it.

Bus is the most awesome compression software in the world. WINRAR is so weak!

According to Ohm's law "V=IR", it can be deduced that AV=AIR, which proves that color is empty!

After searching for her for thousands of times, I suddenly looked back and looked around, seeing countless aunts and ladies.

As long as the hoe dances well, there is no wall that cannot be dug down.

Now I am fine, pretending to be fine

What should I do if I encounter a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile and pretend to be Xu Xian.

I don’t have access to your world

Cheating in exams, let’s work together. The main thing is to copy, and the disadvantage is to use deception. Copying and protection pass, who dares to inform, violence after class

A certain woman; "What do you like about me? Can't I change it?" A certain man; "I just like you but not me , you change it~~~”

The math exam was invigilated by three teachers. Risking your life, pass a note to him: Do you know the third question? After a while, the note said: I can!

If you were a cactus, I would be willing to endure all the pain to hold you.

The so-called maturity is to underestimate the things that were originally valued, and to value the things that were originally underestimated.

If my test scores could rise as fast as housing prices, how lovely this world would be.

Life is actually very simple, after today is tomorrow.

All I can do now is to commemorate my passing years with a clumsy text.

Seeing in other people’s tracks my own, so serious and pious, but extremely sad footsteps, I want to cry when I think of myself trudging through so many mountains and rivers.

Youth is a bright sadness. I didn’t cry, but tears flowed down.

In fact, there are not so many ifs in this world. Sometimes, what we lose in an instant is eternity.

I know you are not my forever, but I regard you as my forever

Sometimes, I don’t know what I am waiting for, just like I don’t know what is waiting for me I.

When you see through everything, you realize that losing is more practical than having.

Not keeping track of the days of falling in love is the determination that our time together will never end.

Love. It means heartache without reason and tolerance without preconditions.

When you are happy, you have to think that this happiness is not eternal. When you are in pain, you have to think that this pain is not eternal.

Whenever you let go, there will be no worries.

Every trauma is a kind of maturity.

When you know the confusion, you are not pitiful. When you don’t know the confusion, you are the most pitiful.

The most popular phrase to talk about your mood: The so-called happiness is when a fool meets a fool, attracting the envy and jealousy of countless people.

I wish I could go back to the days we had under the stars.

He asked her: There are two people in this world, one says I love you, the other says I don’t. you. One day, if I don’t love you anymore and die, who will be left? She blushed and said softly: I love you. He asked again: If I love you to death, who will be left? She turned around and replied: I don't love you. He held her face and said: But I still love you.

A flashy life, forgotten for a season. There are empty memories, disrupting the lingering. The smile is gone, and I feel lonely. String, thinking about the Chinese years. Those years suddenly seemed like a dream. Just like running water, it will never return. Don’t cry goodbye, don’t complain about final sorrow.

No matter how hard you try, you may not be appreciated, and there will always be people who think it is not enough. In this case, what qualifications do other people's opinions have to make you give up your dream?

The saucy will be saucy, and the saucy will have chastity; the lowliness will be the lowliness, and the lowliness will have the dignity of the lowliness

Don’t set the bank card password to your girlfriend’s birthday, otherwise you will always have to change it too much Trouble

I wanted to delete my records after entering your space, but who would have thought that I don’t have access rights.

If you lose it, you lose it, so why torture yourself.

The upgraded version of a friend is a lover, and the advanced version of a lover is a stranger.

If you love, you will be crazy; if you don’t love, you will be strong.

How many people say they have given up even though they still love you.

I never dare to say I miss home when I call my mother!

It only takes three seconds to say the three words "I love you", three hours to explain, and a lifetime to prove.

You scold, you continue to scold, wait until the scolding is enough Tell me, I'm going to bed first!

What is romance? Walking in the rain? If two people are in love with each other, doing nothing. It will definitely feel romantic. Otherwise, even if the two of you sit on the moon and date, it will not feel romantic.

In fact, I am always standing behind you, but I squat when you turn around. When I get down, I'm only a breath away, but you can't see me.