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The classic lines of "Chun Jiao Saves Zhiming" are heart-piercing.

1. When you encounter the most dangerous situation, the first person that comes to mind is the person you love.

2. It is not easy for two people to maintain a good relationship. Don't destroy it because of what you do or don't do.

3. I’m sorry, but I really can’t live without you. You made me grow up.

4. I tried very hard to get rid of Zhang Zhiming, but in the end I found that I had become another Zhang Zhiming.

5. I like him because I think he is good. He is good no matter what. I originally thought I could do it, but I can’t do it at all. I can’t forget him.

6. Yu Chunjiao said: I like a boy and he smokes. I want to have the same topic with him, so I smoke too! Then one day he told me that I was going to quit smoking. When I asked why, he said that the girl he liked didn't like him smoking. He quit smoking, but I didn't.

7. I admit that I can’t let you go. I often ask myself, what have you done for me? I can’t think of anything. Yes, I like you very much, I really like you. , I like it so much that I’m afraid of it myself. You often say that some things don’t need to be done in one night. However, if there are some things that can’t be done in one night, you will never have the chance to do them again in this life. You should just do it as a good deed. , just let me go, you really don’t come to me again, I really like you, but what can I do? It’s useless, I understand, I really understand, some things can’t be forced at all, It's better to forget it here. Classic lines from Chun Jiao and Zhiming

1. Are you too lazy to even lie to me now?

2. I was so influenced by you that I didn’t even notice that I was affected. I really wanted to get rid of you Zhang Zhiming, only to find that I had become another Zhang Zhiming.

3. In such a long life, who has not fallen in love with a few scumbags?

4. I like him because I think she is good, and he will be good no matter what. I originally thought I could do it, but I can’t at all. I can’t forget her.

5. If you can't forget her, why do you want to be with me? Zhiming: I thought I could forget her, but after seeing her that day... all the memories came back. I'm sorry. --Sometimes you know the answer, but still want to ask why.

6. I don’t want to hold your hand, I am thinking of her...

7. My love for you for a whole year cannot exchange for a few seconds of missing you... …

8. Men like women who cannot be controlled by one hand. Sister Chunjiao, you are easy to control!

9. I want to repay you, let’s have sex together tonight! Interested?

10. Women change the most when they are 20 to 30 years old. They have to change from a girl to an aunt. Sister Chunjiao, you don’t have to be afraid, you are already an aunt!

11. You really don’t want to come to me anymore. I really like you, but so what? We can't be together, please let me go! Please don't come to me again. We eat, have sex, sing, and hang out together, but it's all a waste. We can't be together, and we have to hide it from the person at home. This is not good, but I like you so much that I can't help it! In short, don’t come to me again!

12. If you want to molest a flight attendant, you have two chances. You will not be caught until the third time!

13. Have you ever heard that men over 30 who have not had the chance to fly in business class are losers!

14. I like you, I really do. Like you. I like it so much that I feel scared. Zhang Zhiming, whether you do a good deed or let me live, don't come to me again, really don't come again. I like you very much, so what? It’s useless, I understand, I really understand. Some things simply cannot be forced.

15. These men will no longer be human once they cross Luohu!

16. Don’t you think something has changed when we are together again?

17. I have stopped growing since high school. It is so cruel for you to let one child take care of another child!

18. I once asked myself what you have done for me, but I can’t remember anything.

You always say that there are some things that you don’t have to rush to finish in one night, but there are some things that you won’t have the chance to do again if you don’t finish them overnight.

19. I don’t want to hold your hand and think about her.

20. A woman should know when to make a decision.

21. Jiao: Your mother said you look like Tony Leung. Brother Chopsticks: Oh, she was talking about height.

22. I kept you when the car crashed and asked you not to leave me, but I know that you had already left me when I was in Jinbaisheng. Can't you forget him? Then why are you still with me? I've been with you for a whole year, but I can't exchange for the few seconds you miss me. You can only walk out of this door by leaving part of your body with your breath. What do you think I will do to you? You go. Classic lines and quotations from "Zhiming and Chunjiao"

1. Are you too lazy to even lie to me now?

2. I was so influenced by you that I didn’t even notice that I was affected. I really wanted to get rid of you Zhang Zhiming, only to find that I had become another Zhang Zhiming.

3. In such a long life, who has not fallen in love with a few scumbags?

4. I like him because I think she is good, and he will be good no matter what. I originally thought I could do it, but I can’t do it at all. I can’t forget her.

5. If you can't forget her, why do you want to be with me? Zhiming: I thought I could forget her, but after seeing her that day... all the memories came back. I'm sorry. --Sometimes you know the answer but still want to ask why.

6. I don’t want to hold your hand, I am thinking of her...

7. My love for you for a whole year cannot exchange for a few seconds of missing you... …

8. Men like women who cannot be controlled by one hand. Sister Chunjiao, you are easy to control!

9. I want to repay you, let’s go to bed together at night! Interested?

10. Women change the most when they are 20 to 30 years old. They have to change from a girl to an aunt. Sister Chunjiao, you don’t have to be afraid, you are already an aunt!

11. You really don’t want to come to me anymore. I really like you, but so what? We can't be together, please let me go! Please don't come to me again. We eat, go to bed, sing, and hang out together, but it's all a waste. We can't be together, and we have to hide it from the person at home. This is not good, but I like you so much that I can't help it! In short, don’t come to me again!

12. If you want to molest a flight attendant, you have two chances. You will not be caught until the third time!

13. Have you ever heard that men over 30 who have not had the opportunity to travel business class and fly business class are losers!

14. I like you, I really like you. I like it so much that I feel scared. Zhang Zhiming, whether you do a good deed or let me live, don't come to me again, really don't come again. I like you very much, so what? It’s useless, I understand, I really understand. Some things simply cannot be forced.

15. These men will no longer be human once they cross Luohu!

16. Don’t you think something has changed when we are together again?

17. I have stopped growing since high school. It is so cruel for you to let one child take care of another child!

18. I once asked myself what you have done for me, but I can’t remember anything. You always say that there are some things that you don’t have to rush to finish in one night, but there are some things that you won’t have the chance to do again if you don’t finish them overnight.

19. I don’t want to hold your hand and think about her.

20. A woman should know when to make a decision.

21. Jiao: Your mother said you look like Tony Leung.

Brother Chopsticks: Oh, she was talking about height.

22. I kept you when the car crashed and asked you not to leave me, but I know that you had already left me when I was in Jinbaisheng.

Can't you forget him? Then why are you still with me? I've been with you for a whole year, but I can't exchange for the few seconds you miss me. You can only walk out of this door by leaving part of your body with your breath. What do you think I will do to you? You go.

Lines between Chunjiao and Zhiming

Ming: Forget it, then why do you fall in love with uncle?

Jiao: I don’t know, maybe I wanted to find a man completely different from you from the beginning

Ming: What do you mean?

Jiao: It’s because he feels safe. I asked him when he started to like me, and he said that one time he came to pick me up, and we passed by a street (Jiao: What were they doing? Sam: Car wash Jiao: Impossible, so late, still washing cars on the street? Sam: Is it cheaper to wash a car on the roadside? Jiao: Impossible. Haven't you watched "CSI"? Sam: Huh? Jiao: In "CSI", it's obvious that they kill people and then immediately destroy the bodies and wipe them. Clean blood DNA, etc. Sam: No, it’s impossible. Jiao: Definitely. Then when someone suspects that they are destroying corpses, they will say: We are washing the car.) He said that because of this incident, he started to like me. He said that he felt that my previous life was very different from his. I couldn't help but cry when I heard what he said, but he didn't understand. He thought I was very touched. Do you know why I cry? I originally really wanted to find a man who was completely different from you, but who knew that I would become exactly like you. I feel terrible that I was affected by you, and even I didn't know that I was affected by you. I tried very hard to get rid of Zhang Zhiming, but finally I found... I became another Zhang Zhiming

Ming: Hello...

Jiao: What are you doing?

Ming: Let’s take a bath together

Jiao: Let me tell you seriously, can you please stop being so lewd!

Ming: What happened again? Taking a bath together is a very warm and romantic thing! Why do you always think of things like that? Every day I think about how to possess my body

Jiao: That’s enough! Shut up quickly

Ming: Please respect me

Jiao: Crazy!

Ming: You always use my body to vent, I also have feelings, I also have a soul

Jiao: Oh, shut up!

Ming: I need love too

Jiao: Nervous! Never serious!

Shang Youyou: It’s funny, I saw it on Weibo

Ming: This thing has been out of fashion a long time ago, and now it can’t be reversed no matter how you do it

< p> Shang Youyou: Who said that? Give it to me, can't you just lock it? Stupid you! Give

Ming: It’s just stupid

I understand: No, it’s just stupid. After using it for so long, I didn’t even know it could lock the screen

Shang Youyou: Okay, okay, let’s go out for a drink

Ming: Actually, I was the same way two years ago , used the same reverse "in55!w!" to chase her

Shang Youyou: If you can't forget her, why do you want to be with me?

Ming: I thought I could forget her, but after seeing her that day... all the memories came back. I'm sorry

Shang Youyou: I don't want to hear you say sorry, I don't want you to feel sorry for me. I...I know what I'm not doing well, you can tell me what's wrong with me, I can change it

Ming: No, it's my problem, then you're already very good, that's great .

Shang Youyou: I’m too good and you don’t want me? Do you know what you are talking about?

Ming: When I was a kid, I loved eating spaghetti with meat sauce in convenience stores. At that time, many people asked me, why do you like eating it so much? It's really a bit salty and not much meat. I like it, I just like it. I like her because... I think she is good, she is good at everything.

Shang Youyou: You don’t even bother to lie to me now, do you?

Ming: I don’t want to hold your hand and think about her

Shang Youyou: We have been together for a year, and I can’t even get a few seconds of missing you. Yeah? I begged you not to leave me when the car crashed, but in fact I knew in my heart that you had already left before Jin Duobao, right?

Ming: I don’t want to do this or that every time I break up with the other person, leaving without explaining anything clearly. I think this is very hurtful.

Ming: Yu——Chun——Jiao! I know I haven't done anything for you in so long and I'm sorry. But I really want to change. My friends often tell me that I have never grown up since high school, and that I have never cared about others or thought about others. But because of you... I really want to change. . I really want to learn how to care about people, I really want to learn how to be a responsible person, I really want to be with you, I don’t care about anything now, I don’t care who your first boyfriend is It’s not Ekin Cheng, and I don’t mind if you cuckolded me once.

Jiao: I didn’t cuckold you!

Ming: OK! It doesn’t matter if you don’t admit it, but I still really want to be with you.

Jiao: Zhang Zhiming... If you are not serious, please stop looking for me. I am really bigger than you.

Ming: But I am really higher than you.