Fifty excerpts of humorous sentences about drinking between men

Super humorous sentences about drinking between men (Part 1)

1. The theoretical basis of the winery campaign is that small things can be done with a little wine, big things can be done with a big wine, and good things can be done over a long period of time. Son, nothing can be done without wine.

2. Drink less but not too much, drink more and don’t talk too much; talk more and don’t talk nonsense, talk nonsense but don’t bullshit; bullshit don’t bullshit, bullshit don’t admit bullshit.

3. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

4. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? The feeling is deep, a mouthful is boring, the feeling is shallow, a lick. Wine is made from grain, and not drinking it is a sin.

5. When a woman drinks, she pours wine, drinks with love, and gets drunk with love.

6. From now on, throw away the wine.

7. Feeling weak and unable to drink.

8. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I will have you by my side in this life, and I will have no regrets in my drunken life!

9. The lady persuades me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I will pour a glass of wine for the boss. If the boss doesn’t drink, he thinks I’m ugly.

10. If you drink too much for too long, it will be hard to find talents. If you take the lead in drinking, you will be the future leader

11. Drink so much that the masses roll their eyes, so much that the unit is short of funds; drink so much that your wife sheds tears. We slept back and forth at night, and when we complained to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand: It doesn’t matter whether we can drink or not, we are drunk every day!

12. Those who can drink one tael drink two taels, such friends are generous; those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such friends are cultivated; those who can drink half a catty drink one catty, such Brothers are the most considerate; if you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president; if you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, the director of the winery will let you be;

13. Today’s wine, today’s drunkenness , don’t live too tiredly; live the good and the bad, just be in a good mood.

14. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

15. Red wine, white wine, wine, our friendship will last forever.

16. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!

17. Brothers don’t drink and have no affection at all. Super humorous sentences about drinking between men (Part 2)

18. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most, and only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

19. Would you like to be old friends? When we grow old, we can also go drinking together.

20. Put all your worries in wine and keep them in your heart.

21. The new year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

22. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

23. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. If he lives like a eunuch, he will not be able to make good friends;

24. It is a lie to want to drink with you. Yes, it is true that I want to be drunk in your arms.

25. When you go out, you can’t stand drinking.

26. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

27. One drink costs nine taels, focus on training.

28. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

29. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

30. How can a person walk in the world without drinking;

31. Drinking with a broken heart, drinking hurts the lungs, and in the end you are heartless and lungless.

32. It is nonsense to say that drinking is for complete indulgence. In fact, it is just to give myself an excuse to cry.

33. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

34. Don’t drink when you win, but cheat when you lose. Super humorous sentences about drinking between men (Part 3)

35. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

36. Why? Du Kang is the only one who can relieve my worries.

37. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

38. Since people get tanned, their faces look better, their teeth become whiter, and they no longer blush when drinking alcohol.

39. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

40. Miss, please give me two bottles of alcohol.

41. Drinking is a must among friends, no matter whether it’s easy or wrong.

42. One, two, and two ounces rinse your mouth, three ounces and four ounces are not counted as wine, five ounces and six ounces are walking on the wall, and seven ounces and eight ounces are still roaring.

43. Drinking and singing, the geometry of life.

44. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb?

45. I drink, fight, and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, if you only wear one piece of clothing, no one will feel bad if nothing happens.

46. In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

47. When will the bright moon come? Ask the sky for wine. I don’t know what year it is today in the palace in the sky. I want to ride the wind back home, but I am afraid that the beautiful buildings and jade buildings will be too cold at high places. I dance to clear my shadow, how can I feel like I am in the human world.

48. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first;

49. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot of Erguotou.

50. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink. [Compiled by MeiWEn] Fifty excerpts of sentences about men watching football at night and eating supper

Sentences about men watching football at night and eating supper (Part 1)

1. Who invented the supper? At night, I can't sleep without eating.

2. The highest realm of foodies, seeing is eating.

3. Headache. Be sure not to have late-night snacks in the future. You must go to bed at eleven o'clock in the evening from now on.

4. Spicy crayfish, red and hot.

5. Look at the skewers, are they delicious?

6. As a foodie, what I am most proud of is the moment when I peel off the lobster shell.

7. I love Australian lobsters, but I love crayfish even more - Amy's crayfish.

8. Lately, I have been frying and barbecuing for late-night snacks every day. When I woke up the next day, I was swollen like a pig’s head and had pimples, but it was really good. I love the life of a fat house.

9. I don’t want to be the one who treats you to supper. I only want to be the one who makes breakfast for you.

10. I was so worried that I couldn’t sleep all night long. Don’t always like to walk so much. You don’t have a bad stomach and always go out for supper with others. It’s true.

11. I want to eat thirteen-flavor crayfish! Crazy craving for crayfish! Every pore says I want to eat crayfish!

12. I had barbecue for late night snack, and then went to eat crayfish. It was so satisfying, my ideal look on a summer night.

13. A good bestie will order you one even when she is having midnight snack. Don’t gain weight alone. kindness. More than once.

14. I have eaten a lot recently but have not gained weight. I want to try whether eating late night snacks will make me gain weight.

15. The days when you have midnight snacks are the days of happiness.

16. Stay up late and eat late night snacks, and start losing weight tomorrow!

17. Work blindly all day long and insist on being a happy crayfish. Sentences about men watching football at night and eating late-night snacks (Part 2)

18. My favorite drink. My friends had late-night snacks, chatted, and were very happy.

19. You can order from the surrounding food.

20. In the sudden summer, crayfish and beer go together better. Is there any story missing?

21. Facts have proved that eating late night snacks will not make you fat, but will only make you belly fat!

22. The two of us have no sleep, supper, late night snacks, and breakfast. We smoke and drink together every day. We want to be healthy and happy.

23. Give youth a release!

24. Fresh crucian carp, silver-threaded dumplings, parsley and green soup.

25. Recently, everyone said that I have gained weight. One of them asked me to eat midnight snacks, and the other made me midnight snacks every day.

26. I was so greedy when I saw pictures of other people eating crayfish that I placed an order on Allergy tb regardless of my face. Eating may be more important to me.

27. Spicy crayfish, a "very" delicious happy life.

28. I really like late night snacks. It’s that kind of late night, when you’re alone, with no work to worry about, and no trivial things to ask you, so you can be very involved and relax. Go get something to eat, it feels really good.

29. Spicy crayfish, a beauty that cannot be replicated.

30. If you don’t understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness.

31. I happily took another sip of beer and ate two crayfish. Having expectations brings good mood.

32. The lobster season is here again. Today I had a bit of a mix, crayfish with pork ribs soup.

33. To avoid gaining weight

34. It’s better to be a male best friend, I said I’m hungry! Then he immediately drove over to buy midnight snacks for me to eat. I love you so much! Sentences about men eating late night snacks while watching football at night (Part 3)

35. I wanted to get rid of this problem of having to eat late night snacks every day, but in the end I found that I couldn’t do it.

36. Love life, love excitement, and fall in love with spicy crayfish.

37. Give youth a bungee jump!

38. The must-have late-night barbecue for travel is full of flavor! Everyone is delicious!

39. Don’t come to me if you need anything late at night, except for midnight snacks.

40. Recite silently three times: Eating lobster will not make you fat. Eating lobster will not make you fat. Eating lobster will not make you fat.

41. Eating, eating, is the greatest pleasure in life.

42. I want to eat, but I don’t want to gain weight, is that okay?

43. The whole circle of friends is running, but I am the only one eating crayfish. Who gives me the courage? .

44. Join hands to enjoy the fresh and spicy crayfish. If you love her, buy it for her.

45. This trip failed and I ended up eating Luzhou fish.

46. There are still people who don’t like eating crayfish. There must be no one who doesn’t like such a delicious thing.

47. Spicy crayfish, unstoppable spicy flavor.

48. Last weekend I was too indulgent. I had beer, barbecue, supper and watching football. This week I have been paying off debts.

49. The weekend sky was blue, the sun was warm, and the stars were beautiful. It ended with a midnight snack.

50. Skewers, lobster, beer, ice cream, watermelon, hot pot, concerts, the sea, travel, skills that must be learned in summer, this is the meaning of summer! Fifty humorous sentences about brothers having late-night snacks and drinking.

Part 1 of humorous sentences about brothers having late-night snacks and drinking.

1. Brothers don’t have good friends if they don’t drink.

2. Standing with both feet, drinking does not count.

3. Once I was drinking with the leader and others. I drank a lot. At that time, my brain was too hot. I raised my glass and said loudly: "Let us die together!"

4. Drinking The universe is vast inside, and the sun and moon are long in the pot.

5. It rains in the sky and there is drought in the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

6. Drink twice a day. If you don’t drink, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk.

7. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

8. Women go crazy when they drink, and men get worried when they drink.

9. Only when you have been drunk can you know how strong the wine is, and only when you have been in love can you know how serious it is.

10. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

11. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

12. I don’t like drinking with people who don’t know how to drink, because you never know what they will look like when they are drunk or what they will look like when they are sober.

13. It wasn’t until I vomited one day and my friend brought mineral water to rinse my mouth that I realized that I had been drinking plain water.

14. I will never drink again from now on. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything!

15. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, stumbles your legs when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

16. Do you need a reason to drink? Today’s reason is to drink!

17. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Who is afraid of drinking today? Part 2 of humorous sentences about late-night snacks and drinking between brothers

18. Being able to drink two taels and five taels is a comrade that should be cultivated!

19. Drinking alone is lonely, drinking with a group of people is lonely and looking for fun. After five or six beers, I am already drunk just thinking about being alone. Cheers to loneliness in the night waiting for dawn.

20. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.

21. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

22. He who never drinks alcohol always drinks until he is unconscious!

23. Drink less but not too much, drink more and don’t talk too much; talk more and don’t talk nonsense, talk nonsense but don’t bullshit; bullshit don’t bullshit, bullshit don’t admit bullshit.

24. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today!

25. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

26. People can't drink when they are walking in the rivers and lakes. If you see injustice on the road, you will roar. If you don't drink, who will drink?

27. In life, drinking is everywhere.

28. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

29. I was never the name you called out when you were drunk, I was just the woman who stood at the cusp of time to accompany you as you grew up.

30. If you run away as soon as you drink, it’s too early for promotion.

31. Great circulation of commodity economy, openness and invigoration.

32. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt my body, I drink a little.

33. If you drink too much, it will be hard to find talents. If you take the lead in drinking, you will be the future leader.

34. If you can drink without losing, you will be the leader’s secretary. Part 3 of humorous sentences about late night snacks and drinking between brothers

35. Miss, please give me two jugs of alcohol.

36. If you have shallow feelings, give it a lick.

37. Lift your butt and drink again.

38. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

39. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.

40. It is a sin to drink wine before your eyes.

41. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

42. Eat leftovers and pack them back.

43. Stand and toast, two glasses of wine waiting.

44. If you run away halfway, it’s still too early for promotion.

45. If you don’t drink, you won’t get anything. It’s really contradictory to knock down a lot of friends when you drink.

46. Don’t talk nonsense after drinking! Don’t cry or make trouble! Don’t think the universe is yours! Make random calls, don’t send random WeChat messages! Can do the above! You drink hammer wine! Waste of money!

47. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

48. If the first person you think of when you are drunk will be the person you love the most.

49. Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you become;

50. Such good wine, you will live forever after drinking it! Fifty pieces of funny drinking copywriting that are popular on Douyin

Fifty funny drinking copywriting that are popular on Douyin (Part 1)

1. Don’t drink when you win, and cheat when you lose.

2. I will never drink again from now on. If you see me drinking, just pretend I didn’t say anything!

3. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

4. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

5. Drinking is funny. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

6. A lover’s tears can make you drunk with just one drop; a sentimental heart can be broken by rubbing it; grudges and resentments are not right and wrong, who can guess right? Love is a glass of wine that makes anyone drunk. .

7. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?

8. If you drink too much, you will be hard to find. If you take the lead, you will be the future leader.

9. If you lead the whole process, you will be the future leader.

10. Discipline inspection cadres don’t drink, so there are no clues at all.

11. One drink for you and one for me. After drinking, we will dance together.

12. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.

13. The biggest pain - not getting drunk no matter how much you drink, you can't be drunk and have to pay the bill.

14. I will help you drink a few drinks, and you will carry my drunk brother.

15. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

16. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in the world in vain/live like a eunuch/can’t make good friends;

17. If he can drink, he will not lose, and he will be the leader’s secretary. Douyin’s popular drinking comedy copy (Part 2)

18. Just two bites?

19. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together until we become insane.

20. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

21. How can one walk in the world without drinking;

22. Drink good wine, and the wine is good to drink. Drink good wine, and the wine is good to drink.

23. Drunk and sober, the mentality is different!

24. I drank today. I feel very uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Please don’t drink in the future.

25. The year has been disturbed by many things, and I have been confused for half my life. Gains and losses will never wake you up, only a glass of wine is the most intimate.

26. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

27. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

28. Do you want to be old friends? When we grow old, we can also go drinking together.

29. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together to become mentally ill.

30. As long as the emotion is strong! Don’t be afraid of stomach bleeding!

31. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future;

32. If I don’t drink, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

33. There is a big world in wine. The sun and the moon are long in the pot.

34. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. I will not walk with half a pound of wine. Douyin’s popular funny drinking copy (Part 3)

35. Don’t drink alcohol in general. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

36. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.

37. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

38. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.

39. If ordinary people don’t drink, they will have no joy at all.

40. Raise your neck and take a sip to look at your silly drinking buddy.

41. In the virgin stage, be careful and guard. In the young woman stage, half push and half give. In the prime of life, everything is not enough. In the widow stage, I come to fight with you. In the old lady stage, if it doesn’t work, she still cheats.

42. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

43. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

44. I have my story, but I don’t drink. Even when I drink, I just want to get drunk.

45. Drinking for a while makes you feel good, and drinking always makes you feel good.

46. After many years of lovesickness, only two ounces of white wine can express this love.

47. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

48. If you don’t drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you have to restrain yourself not to drink.

49. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

50. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink.