Humorous sentences with a bad cold

1. Caught a cold, top-heavy, like a drunk.

2. The cold is really unbearable, with pain all over and dizziness.

A cold is like riding a roller coaster. Going up and down is really exciting.

I have a cold and my nose is running like a waterfall.

Sneezing is like a machine gun, it can't stop.

6. The cold turned me into a vacuum cleaner and kept sniffling.

7. I have a headache like being hit by a hammer.

8. I caught a cold, and my voice became the voice of a drake, and it became so funny.

9. My nose is stuffy, so I have to breathe through my mouth. It feels like a fish.

10. The cold turned me into a medicine jar and I took medicine all day.

Although colds are painful, these humorous sentences may make you smile and relieve some uncomfortable feelings. Remember to drink more water, rest more and get well soon!