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How to satirize friends who stand up?

1, people spend their lives in deception and lies every day. When you walk through life, you will think about how many lies and lies you have told in your life.

If one day I don't like you anymore, my life will not be as decadent as before, and I don't want to live like that, so please at least like me before I give up on you.

I miss you not because I am lonely, but because I miss you. The feeling of loneliness is so heavy, just because I think too deeply.

4. Love is a kind of cruelty. Only when there is love in the other person's heart can it be balanced in his own heart.

It's snowing outside the window, and a cup of coffee will get cold when you hold it, only to know that I think of you again. How can I expect you to understand?

The man who stood up sarcastically told the classic quotation of being stood up.

6. Giving up is helpless, and giving up should not be incompetent; What you don't give up is ignorance, what you don't give up is persistence.

7. It only takes one minute to meet someone; Like a person talking about time in one sentence; Love a person for only one day; However, it takes a lifetime to forget someone.

8. Don't get happiness by cheating. Deceiving others is actually deceiving yourself. If you can fool others' trust, fool yourself. If you can cheat others' loyalty, you also cheat yourself. If you can fool other people's wisdom, you can fool your honesty. If you can cheat other people's chastity, you cheat your own honesty and purity. If you can deceive others' kindness, you will deceive yourself and make yourself lose your sincere kindness.

9. A relationship is over when you have to make a commitment. When you have to promise to get married, it has just begun.

10, the fish took the bait, because the fish fell in love with the fisherman, and it was willing to make the fisherman smile with its own life.

The man who stood up sarcastically told the classic quotation of being stood up.

1 1, you can't be friends after breaking up because you hurt each other; We can't be enemies because we love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers in the world.

12, can't be friends after breaking up because they hurt each other; We can't be enemies because we love each other deeply. So we became the most familiar strangers in the world.

13, sometimes it hurts. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

14, if a relationship is based on deception, then don't.

15 but my ending is mine, I will be a passer-by, you will never love me, and you are doomed to be fine, doomed, doomed just doomed. No matter how I cross, no matter how close I am to you, you will still leave me.