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Seeking good-looking martial arts novels to fix the truth

[Fantasy &; Fix the Truth] Magic of War

Introduction:

The once-in-a-century seven-star alignment opens the door to hell. Since then, mankind has ushered in a brand-new evolutionary history of civilization. Yi Lee, originally an ordinary college student, was possessed by the devil when the door of hell was opened, and became a new human being with the devil's heart and angel appearance. He embraced the seductive vampire queen on his left and the holy angel goddess on his right. Holding the most powerful artifact in history, stepping on the legendary Satan crown. Against the gods, against the devil. Heaven and earth are empty, and I am the only one!

Chapter 00 1 The Gate of Hell

Time: September 9, 2040

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"Good evening, audience friends. Welcome to Longling TV Station. I am Xiao Qing, the host. In recent days, the temperature has gradually dropped. All audience members must pay attention to cold and warmth. "

On the huge widescreen LCD TV, Xiao Qing, a well-known and most popular hostess in Longling, said with a professional smile: "Tonight is an important day for all astronomy lovers. What people see through astronomical telescopes can be said to be a once-in-a-lifetime astronomical spectacle. According to astronomers, the last alignment of the seven planets took place on February 5, 1962, and the next alignment will wait until September 9, 2040, which is today. This is a once-in-a-century wonder ... "

"Seven stars in a row?" Yi Lee rolled his eyes, then put down his teacup, stood up, adjusted his coat, went to the balcony of the dormitory and looked up at the dark sky.

"wit, you don't want to see the seven stars together with the naked eye, do you?" In the dormitory, Shi Min, a man with glasses, watched Yi Lee go to the balcony and look up at the sky. He habitually pushed the lens-less frame on the bridge of his nose and subconsciously asked with a smile, "Impossible. Seven-star renju, with the participation of the sun, can only appear during the day. Unless there is a solar eclipse, the brightness of the sun will drown out the starlight. It's 9 o'clock in the evening here, and it's only 10 in the morning in the United States, so even if there is a solar eclipse, we can't see it. "

"Nothing, I'm just curious." Yi Lee smiled and said, "A once-in-a-century miracle may win me a prize."

According to folk superstition, seven stars in a row can bring people good luck. Yi Lee said this sentence with a joke.

"Haha, good luck then." Shi Min smiled and said, "If you win the lottery, please remember to treat us. I'm waiting with fatty. Fat man, wouldn't you say so? "

"Oh, grass, I have the urge to sigh every time I see Sister Qing." On the leather sofa, Liu Jiao, the fat man, stared at the charming smiling face of Xiao Qing, the beautiful hostess, and looked at her attractive plump lips with a face of obscene.

"Get out of here! You fat bastard, you have to go to the toilet. I don't want to see your ugly thing. " Shi Min grumpily scold a way.

"You are jealous that my brother is older, thicker and longer than you!"

"Haha, well, if I really win the lottery, please go to Caesar Palace for one-stop service." Yi Lee answered with a smile, his eyes staring at the dark sky, and his intuition told him that something was wrong tonight, but he couldn't say what was wrong.

"Maybe it's because seven stars are together tonight." Yi Lee comforted himself and pulled his coat with both hands. It's only early September, but it's getting colder and colder.

Technology is developing and the weather is changing. With global warming, the climate of the whole earth is undergoing incredible mutation. Twenty years ago, some coastal cities in Europe were submerged by rising sea levels. 10 years ago, the climate in Britain was as cold and dry as Siberia.

[city and campus] demigod

Introduction:

He was born in a huge Lin family, but he was laughed at for his mediocre talent. As the son of the head of the household, will he sink? But it is also different from the balanced soul of the mainland, from the physique of ancient mythical warriors, from the almost extinct blood of God, and from the unique purification ability. If you don't sing, it will be a blockbuster! It is a dragon, destined to soar in the sky and sail out to sea, destined to subvert the mainland! Small ps: pen name starts with lowercase L.

Chapter 1 Directory Chapter 1 The Lins Lin Yun! ( 1)

The early morning sunshine gently enveloped the city of ten thousand mu, bringing new vitality to this giant city. Wood is life, and these gentle sunshine constantly inject strength into this life, making it stronger day by day.

Nowadays, the time for ordinary people is only the time to get up, but for some big families, the plan for the day lies in the morning and the plan for the year lies in the spring. Morning is the best time to practice, especially the Lins, the overlord of ten thousand mu city!

"Remember, let your heart be quiet! The most taboo of cultivation is impetuousness! " In the Lins' Castle, a middle-aged man looked at the sweaty teenager below and said indifferently, "If you didn't lay a good foundation as a child, your future cultivation will only be more difficult!"

"Yes," shouted the younger generation of the Lins.

They just started physical training early in the morning, and now they are a little dizzy, but looking at the middle-aged lich king, he is still "shooting" cold light at them. He can't help but stand firm with his teeth, but their trembling bodies still betray them;

They can't hold on!

"Physical cultivation is the foundation of cultivation!" The middle-aged man looked at the teenagers indifferently and said indifferently, "If you don't even practice your body well, why can you become a strong man!" Said the two steps came to a piece of bluestone, grabbed it with one hand, and then quietly raised it without frowning;

"glug"

Looking at China man's action of "picking up" bluestone in one breath, many teenagers swallowed water. That's at least 500 Jin. He even picked it up with one hand without stopping. Is this a joke? ?

[City and Campus] The Road to Survival 20 12

Copywriting:

The road to survival is a different journey for four people. (pure original)

Excerpt:

201210 June 19

Two weeks after the virus spread, ...

In an alley in Washington, USA. Four black shadows quickly ran into another alley in the full moon moonlight, with very light and skillful movements, without making a sound in the collapsed rubble and the street full of the stench of corpses.

"It seems safer here. Let's have a rest. " A girl with two guns and a tracksuit looked at the three people behind her and said softly, in the moonlight, the girl's two guns gave off a silver light, mysterious and cold. Her dirty face and firm eyes were looking at an old man wearing a green beret, an M 16 assault rifle and a military uniform.

"Well, I've been walking all night. Let's have a rest. " The old man nodded, looked at the tired figure of 1 men in black behind him, and secretly sighed. He sat astride the M 16 behind him, took out a cigarette and struck a match. A little fire seems to warm not only the smoke, but also the dead darkness and cold heart.

"Relax, Louis. Nervousness often makes you make mistakes. " The old man said to a black man with a Woods submachine gun next to him. The black man was obviously a little nervous, holding the hand of Woods submachine gun and sweating all the time.

At this time, a big hand grabbed Black Woods' submachine gun. The black man was so frightened that he almost pulled the trigger. He decided that it was a familiar face.

"You're really nervous, Louis." A man wearing a black vest, strong and tattooed said.

"Hey, Francis, you scared me to death. I thought it was those things. " The black man complained.

"Those things? Ha ha, Louis, don't let us think you are a child. If those things come, I will entertain him with this old buddy in my hand. " Say that finish, the robust man loaded his shotgun. The crisp sound of loaded bullets makes the strong man smile.

"I think those things are getting cuter and cuter." The robust man said.

"That you go and marry them, if they see you regardless of sex, old and young, will immediately like you, you see how popular you are. Hey hey. " The girl on the side took it with a smile.

After that, everyone may be affected by this joke, and there is a little light and smile on their faces. The fear of darkness in my heart seems to have eased a little. In fact, in this environment, you should create a relaxed atmosphere and keep a positive and optimistic thinking, so that you can survive better.

[Magic and Fantasy] "Fog"

Introduction:

Strangers are like jade, childe chinese odyssey-this is the beacon smoke. When abandoned children watch their homes burn in tears, when the weapons in their hands are only fists, when brave people look at the sunset with chapped lips, when blood drops on the broken battle flag, troubled times begin. Wait a minute-splendid rivers and mountains, the situation changes; There is a man-a horizontal knife immediately, and the waves beat against the coast!

Chapter 0 Unveiling the veil of history

"Sometimes, even if a person is invincible in the world, he has no choice." I don't know when this sentence was left on a broken wall covered with moss.

The handwriting is a little scrawled, so it is a little vague, like being in a hurry and feeling after a long rest. If I hadn't accidentally seen that back, I remember taking a look. It's really not easy to find this passage in this dilapidated wasteland.

Recently, it has always appeared repeatedly in my dreams. That sentence, that deserted city, that back.

So dreams and reality are reversed, and those strange and vivid stories are hidden and now.

In my dream, I remember the back of the letterman, a man wearing a short shirt made of leopard skin, and behind him, it seems that he still carries a long knife.

He just glanced at the picture on the wall with his hand, wondering whether it was blood or marks that were finally carved.

It was dark and full of dead vines of roses, which always felt a faint salty taste.

After waking up, I can't help wondering, what kind of story does this man have? His back is a little lonely, and the horizon in the sunset makes his tall figure look a little thin.

The setting sun is like blood, and his long hair is floating in the wind. I wonder where his destination is. What was the past? Perhaps out of curiosity or to satisfy my own paranoia, I want to outline the world.

This is the beacon smoke.

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In 3728, in Guangqi City, Chimonanthus praecox was in full bloom.

As the largest Buddhist shrine in the Union countries, the incense in Guangqi City is extremely strong, lasting for thousands of years. Every year, millions of good men and women come here to make wishes and pray, adding countless touching or happy stories to this city with a population of only 100,000 but 90,000 monks. Today, compared with the past, people are still coming and going outside the largest temple in Guangqi City, but they are not good men and women, but people are wearing clothes.

More than half of these heavily armed soldiers are from Liu Licheng, which is hundreds of miles away from Guangqi City, while the other part are soldiers with golden armbands on their right arms. People familiar with the costumes of Yan * * Team should know that this part of the army comes from the Kirin Army of the Imperial City.

As one of the most fighting forces in the Union, the Kirin Army is unique in that it is the royal army of the Yan State. Although the number of Kirin Army is not as large as that of Qijia Army in Qingyun City and Fire Phoenix Army in Phoenix City, it is the best equipped. Otherwise, it is impossible to quell civil strife or follow the emperor's personal expedition only by relying on Sanma Neiba. Now, it is in its heyday, but the Kirin Army, which would not have appeared in other cities at all, went south in a big way and came to Guangqi City.

[Fantasy &; Fix the Truth 】 "Emperor Extremely Heavenly Zun"

Introduction:

The power of heaven thunders for nine days. The power of the earth, emperor!

In the colorful world of fixing truth, only Tao can be invincible, and only immortality can reign over the world.

However, the premise of all this is the awakening of its own primitive power.

Just like the saying that has been passed down through the ages, when the Force awakens, who can stop me from stepping on the sky?