60 excerpts from funny sentences about the outbreak of secondary two diseases in school days.

Funny sentence (I) 1. Daba Diez! "-when she asked me for a blue buff.

Although it is a virtual world, it feels more vivid than reality.

3. I really feel sorry for myself, and I am with human beings every minute of 24 hours a day.

4. "If ... if at that time" and "If you hold a brave man's hand instead of gold coins"-Shichimiya Satone's Falling in Love with Secondary Disease.

I don't want to be a man!

6. hey! Don't run, the other side, see presbyopia? That's right.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but that I am in Sina Weibo and you are in Tencent Weibo.

8. No one is born guilty. Sin is just a kind of self-mockery and criticism.

9. Break the reality, split the spirit and exile the world! Those who are darker than dusk and redder than blood are buried in the torrent of time. In your name, I swear to the darkness here! Because it is in front of us! It's all stupid! I will use my strength and yours to destroy it equally! The dragon is broken! I want to be a partner of justice! If God can't save this rotten world, let me destroy it and kill this useless God by the way. Signed a contract with me to become a monkey shochu bar. In the name of Dong Fangbubai School, my hands burn like bright red fire. It loudly told me to seize the victory, burst into heat, and make a fist that broke the earth! To count your sins. Look at that. People, like garbage, only compromise.

10. Only if you have the consciousness of being killed can you be qualified to shoot.

1 1. The world will be destroyed.

12. In the face of overwhelming force, everything is meaningless.

13. Lord Bao, why is there a moon on your forehead? Because I don't understand the darkness of my day.

14. People born in the light are always obsessed with darkness and eager to fall.

15. I will only look at you forever.

16. Human beings are greedy and selfish animals. I am selfish, but so are you.

17. Burst, reality! Crush it, soul! Exile the world!

18. It is better to die together than to be destroyed.

19. Never compromise.

20. Human beings are tired when they are alive, otherwise how can they be called human beings!

Funny sentence (2)1. Everything will disappear, leaving only memories.

22. What's the use of heaven and earth? What's the use of romance if you can't sit on the quilt? You can't eat or drink.

23. The words of parting really become parting as soon as they are spoken.

24. If I die, who will stop me? If there is a complaint in the sky, why not bury it?

25. Beautiful human beings, sink!

26. I don't like to tidy my room. They all call me a messy room hero.

27. If you step on the living thing, your palm will live and die. Legend is immortal and the king is invincible.

28. I said: My country will walk in the sky and see the four sides in nine days; I can see people on the ground offering lambs to me to prove the name and righteousness of my king of kings!

29. Time can change many things. The so-called vicissitudes of life are just a flick of a finger. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you open it or hold it tightly, it will flow clean bit by bit.

30. I just don't want to be black and blue again ... so, what's wrong with being willful!

3 1. The road came out step by step, more or less by yourself! 7。 I can't leave my mind, I can't go back. I was abandoned by you.

32. The heart is cold, people die, and the soul dies. Am I entitled to be saved?

33. Hi! Hi! Hi! easy and comfortable ...

34. The murderer will eventually be killed, and hatred links the two.

35. Shallow and ignorant.

36. Give up looking for the dawn before sunrise and sleep in the eternal night.

37. Be on your own.

38. Like human life, human dignity must be well protected.

39. The more critical the moment, the more casual it is, and the result will not change.

40. The world can go anywhere with only one sword.

Funny sentence (Chapter 3) 4 1. This place is amazing, so I'm leaving.

42. I'm not just saying. Even if I beg in the street, I can guarantee that you have enough food and clothing.

43. If it's for her, I don't care about betraying the world!

44. it doesn't matter. Losing is not as good as * * *. Winning is * * * *.

45. Those who are darker than dusk and redder than blood are buried in the torrent of time. In your great name, I swear to the darkness here.

I can't do anything, but I will try to be your hero.

47. There is no shortage of junior high school students, and only you can be affectionate for a lifetime. May I?

48. In that case, it's not me, it's the world!

49. I have come back from the source of self-knowledge and creation.

50. I don't have a beautiful appearance, but I have a heart that loves you. It's up to you.

5 1. Wan Li is far away, but I can't find it. Why don't you meet me and smile?

52. Your parents must be brothers and sisters to give birth to such wonderful things.

53. Brother Shi! Stop destroying knowledge, turn over a new page and move on.

54. I am bald and strong.

55. dust to dust, soil to soil, look back and say goodbye to 250.

56. Weapons and words are weapons that hurt people.

57. My madness lies in the sky, my pride, my contempt for all beings, my avenue and my freedom.

58. We own the world.

59. If there were no orphans in the world, how many people would be kings and emperors?

60. The real truth is to solve your own problems. Facing up to your own problems and trying to solve them is the shortcut to success. Whoever can calm down and focus on small loopholes and obstacles will take a big step first.

Classic quotations of secondary diseases

1. Ah, my right hand! Out of control! Goo! Ah ah! Be obedient!

2. Oh, actually I want to break the formation (hello

3. Boom! Reality! Crush the spirit Exile the world!

4. Other memories are filled.

You won't die if you don't run away.

When I wake up, the world will be destroyed.

7. You just know? ! (strabismus)

8. The seven-character autumn rain is long, and the palace shadow is empty. Wisdom is so heartless that I can't help but feel heartache. I cried and missed my tears.

9. Let me step on your head and you lick my feet. ....

10. Humans are just experiments of aliens! ! !

1 1. My father never hit me!

12. I am not wrong, it is the world that is wrong!

13. I want to be one piece.

14. I want to save the world!

15. My name is Dark Flame Magician. Swallowed by the dark flame!

16. Some things can't be protected without fighting. What do you think can only be protected by heart?

17. Stupid human ~ ~

18. I will save the world!

19. What's this? ! (strabismus)

20. It's so sad. Why are we arguing? Is this fate?

2 1. There is only one truth!

Justice depends on me.

I miss the sentences from my school days.

1, I still remember the smell of green onion in front of Beixin pancake stall in the middle of the night, dozens of sleepless nights in the cold winter, sweating together on the court, and a flowery smile in the shadow of paddle lights. Those familiar and unfamiliar faces appear in my dreams again and again. I don't know why I am full of nostalgia for the past. Perhaps I lost my thin youth after seeing those beautiful things that passed away. Riding a bicycle, he staggered and smiled at me, tears of laughter dripping down like diamonds.

3. Being appreciated by teachers and friends, literature is praised. Encouraged, atrial, momentum continued for some time. After the goal is shaken, the final honor will not be impacted, regardless of success or failure. The development of disciplines is unbalanced and the situation is stable. Once all the names on the list became clouds and flew away. Although the closest people understand, are their hearts safe? No internet access, no drinking or smoking. Bad habits are not stained, and good and evil are always distinguished in the heart. Classmates recorded the biography, and the farewell words were meaningful.

4. I miss my school days, and the school broadcast after school meals has always been the spiritual food of my school days. Walking along the forest path with my deskmate friends, or taking a nap on the lawn of the playground, listening to the flowing prose and tasting our faint sadness; There is also music that moves us and suits our mood, which makes us happy for our young first love.

More often, we live a boring life. I worry about my homework, rack my brains for problems I don't understand, and feel helpless for the repetition of three meals a day. But none of this can stop us from moving forward. We still strut into the campus because we have dreams in our hearts.

When I was a student, I lived a free life, but I thought I was in trouble. I always feel that going to school is hard, my schedule is dead and I am not free. Now, it seems that you don't have to worry about loneliness in the remaining time, and you don't have to work overtime because you don't have enough working hours.

7. When I was a student, I didn't have to worry about the eyes of my leaders and colleagues. I am immersed in books, so I don't have to worry about being criticized by my boss and jealous by my colleagues. Moreover, I have always felt that books are much more loyal than lovers and friends. The more time you spend with her, the more she will give you. She will never betray you and let you do nothing.

8. Time throws people away in a hurry, cherries turn red and bananas turn green. After freshman year, I was crazy like a green apple. After sophomore year, I danced like a red apple, holding a pineapple and eating tomatoes. My junior year floated away and my senior year swung past. University, tasted the green and sweet, so lost. I've never been sentimental, I don't know how to be sad, I'm tired of seeing the separation and the combination, and the banquet is beautiful again. If water flows through my fingers, I look forward to it but feel helpless, and my heart is fleeting.

9. I am a nostalgic person, and I often trigger some very sensitive things in my soul because of some small things. Just now, many branches and leaves forgotten by years began to regenerate in my mind, which once took me back to those warm days yesterday. Many times, I want to reach out and catch those lost figures on the road of growth, and open my hand. I only caught the thin and cool air, but time still ran forward vigorously, and the past of those young years drifted away on the road of growth. In the end, none of us can keep them.

10, I left a thin and youthful place. Many people left me to ride bicycles. They appear in my life, taking my thin youth to share, and taking away my endless worries. Many friends, I don't know where they are now, and I really want to have a magical bird scattered there. I want them to tell my friends that I miss them when they see them again.

1 1. When I woke up in the morning, I was still immersed in a dream. I always feel that I haven't read enough books, and I wonder if I can go to school again, will I? Let's remember it together!

Osmanthus fragrans is everywhere in Hangzhou 12 and September. This season reminds me of college life. It is September again, and the campus is full of gold and silver. At night, my roommate and I finally couldn't resist the temptation of fragrance. When people were not looking, we broke some branches and put them in the bedroom, and suddenly the fragrance filled the whole room.

13, I believe that with the change of environment, the growth of age, the increase of experience and the broadening of vision, one can bend and stretch in the waves of life, fly wildly in the edge of the edge, or be quiet and far-reaching in silence.

14, college life has experienced too much, and we have learned a lot about dealing with people. Laughter or pain is the process of our growth. Beauty is ancient, but this moment is young. The excitement is over, and the bitter smile tells me that our college life has become a thing of the past.

15, school time is the happiest and most unforgettable, where there is pure friendship and youthful love, so that I often dream of walking on campus.

16, the student days are the purest part we hide in our hearts and the warmest zone. Remembering my school days can always give me fresh encouragement to my tired body and mind and warm comfort to my injured heart, especially in this chaotic period.

17, I have been friends with my classmates for several times, and I can't bear to leave, I just hope to meet again. Without college entrance examination, it is difficult to communicate with each other. Miss yiyi often stares at collective care. Caressing the present, thinking about the future, feeling infinite.

Sentences about student days

1. Recalling our days together, my mood is hazy. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.

2. The sky attracts you to spread your wings and fly, the ocean calls you to sail, the mountains inspire you to climb the peak bravely, and the plains wait for you to listen to the reins. May you have a bright future!

I miss you. My acacia is like a green vine wrapped around a tree, growing in the rain and dew in spring, and you are an evergreen tree in my heart.

4. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank problem called complete incomprehension, a kind of multiple-choice problem called looking to the right, a kind of calculation problem called crying while doing, and an application problem called falling apart.

I find that I will still miss college life in the future. Ten years later, I will tell my son about my going to college. But I am afraid that I will forget all the materials, so I use a pen to record the wandering time.

6. I have experienced too much in college life and learned a lot about dealing with people. Laughter or pain is the process of our growth. Beauty is ancient, but this moment is young. The excitement is over, and the bitter smile tells me that our college life has become a thing of the past.

7. When I was a student, I didn't have to worry about the eyes of my leaders and colleagues. I am immersed in books, so I don't have to worry about being criticized by my boss and jealous by my colleagues. Moreover, I have always felt that books are much more loyal than lovers and friends. The more time you spend with her, the more she will give you. She will never betray you and let you do nothing.

I miss signing my name on your school uniform. When you clean the balcony, I miss your back. I miss you calling me penis. I miss the time when we listened to the dormitory song club together.

9. I am unforgettable, but I am so happy that I can remember everything I draw, but there are so few ups and downs in life, and most of them are trivial things. As the sun rises, these things gradually disappear in my mind.

10. Looking back, it was a series of ups and downs yesterday: Yesterday, we had an argument in class; Yesterday, we ran on the court; Yesterday, there was our struggle in the examination room; Yesterday, we sang by candlelight. Yes, yesterday, how beautiful and unforgettable!

1 1. The student days that accompanied me to grow up are finally leaving me. I am very sad and miss it. The school recorded a lot of things about me, but it was all nonsense.

12. Scientists say that in the few seconds after the end of life, the things experienced in life will flash by like a movie.

13. When I was a student, I lived a free life, but I felt trapped. I always feel that going to school is very hard. Time is dead now and I am not free. At the moment, it seems that there is no need to worry about the loneliness of the remaining time, and there is no need to work overtime because of insufficient working hours.

14. Ten years of primary school and twelve years of middle school were rated as the most familiar faces in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

15. The years of school were the most enjoyable and unforgettable. There is pure friendship and youthful love, so that I often dream that I am still walking on campus.

16. There are several crazy people laughing desperately in every class. We always scold them because they have something we don't have.

17. Recalling our days together, my mood is hazy. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.

18. I miss signing my name on your school uniform. When you clean the balcony, I miss your back. I miss you calling me penis. I miss the time when we listened to the dormitory song club together.

19. Times have changed. Now, we will face separation. Without classmates and inseparable friends, there will always be a little sadness and melancholy in my heart. Facing the first turning point in life, we have to take this difficult step, and we will face new challenges. All good things must come to an end. When we meet, there will be differences. The nostalgia and reluctance in our hearts make it impossible for us to forget everyone sitting in this same classroom. However, believe in yourself, let's go on bravely! I miss the days we spent together.

20. I have made friends several times, but I can't bear to part, but I hope to meet again. Without college entrance examination, it is difficult to communicate with each other. Miss yiyi often stares at collective care. Love for the present and thinking about the future are full of sadness.

2 1. The years of school were the most enjoyable and unforgettable. There is pure friendship and youthful love, so that I often dream that I am still walking on campus.

22. The student days are the purest part and the warmest zone that we hide in our hearts. Remembering my school days can always give me fresh encouragement to my tired body and mind and warm comfort to my injured heart, especially in this chaotic period.

23. In my mind, I asked Hongyan about the bright moon and spring breeze a million times. I hope Hongyan will bring my attachment to you; May the bright moon bring you my greetings; May the spring breeze convey my regards to you!

24. I believe that with the change of environment, the growth of age, the increase of experience and the broadening of vision, one can bend and stretch in the waves of life, fly wildly in the edge of the edge, or be quiet and far-reaching in silence.

In Hangzhou in September, osmanthus flowers are everywhere. This season reminds me of my college life. It is September again, and the campus is full of gold and silver. At night, my roommate and I can't resist the temptation of fragrance. When people weren't looking, we broke some branches and put them in the bedroom, and the fragrance immediately filled the whole room.

26. Every time I bring graduation photo out of primary school, familiar faces come to mind one by one. Those interesting things, the classroom where we went to school together, belong to our small playground. Everything that happened in that school is fresh in my memory, and I miss the life in primary school very much!

27. If you don't want to go to school or meet him, you're afraid you can't control your thoughts. If you don't want to start school, you are afraid that you will never see it again after graduation.

28. Where did I leave my thin youth? Many people left me to ride bicycles. They appear in my life, taking my thin youth to share, and taking away my endless worries. Many friends, I don't know where they are now, and I really want to have a magical bird scattered there. I want them to tell my friends that I miss them when they see them again.

29. I want to study during the holiday, and I want to have a holiday when I study. My hands itch when I don't do my homework, and my teeth itch when I do my homework. Needless to say, I am such a tangled child.

30. Not all endings are incomplete. Sadness will not grow like a river, but will be covered by those warm and beautiful things in the sentence.

3 1. I still remember the smell of onion in front of Beixin pancake stall in the middle of the night, dozens of sleepless nights in the middle of winter, the sweat on the court together, and the flowery smile in the shadow of paddle lights.

32. University, I finally want to say goodbye to you. I bid farewell to the summer when I slept in, skipped classes and went to Wan Li with slippers.

33. Classmate, let those sweet whispers in the past dusk be buried in your heart and turned into beautiful memories!

Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away. I have a firefly in my left hand and a ten-year meditation in my right hand.

35. I miss you so much that I write my name in the glass, drink water and kiss you every day. Miss you, miss you so much, write you in your underwear and protect you personally every day.

36. The student days are the purest department and the warmest zone buried in our hearts. Recalling my school days can always give me fresh encouragement and encouragement from my tired body and mind, and always give me warm comfort from my injured heart, especially in this chaotic period.

37. Those familiar faces appear in my dreams again and again. I don't know why I am full of nostalgia for the past. Maybe I lost my youth after seeing those beautiful things that passed away. Riding a bicycle, he staggered and smiled at me, tears of laughter dripping down like diamonds.

38. I still remember the smell of onion in front of Beixin pancake stall in the middle of the night, dozens of sleepless nights in the cold winter, the sweat on the court together, and the flowery smile in the shadow of paddle lights.

39. I suddenly miss my college classmates, and I haven't had much contact since I graduated from college. Are you okay? I miss you so much! I am very happy to spend four years with you in the snowy plateau. This is an unforgettable memory. Now that everyone has entered the society, I hope everyone can be happy and miss your old classmates!

40. I miss my school days. The school broadcast after school meals has always been the spiritual food of my school days. Walking along the forest path with friends at the same table, or taking a nap on the lawn of the playground, listening to flowing prose and savoring our faint sadness; There is also music that suits our mood and makes us happy for our young first love.

4 1. I made friends several times, and I can't bear to part, but I hope to meet again. Without college entrance examination, it is difficult to communicate with each other. Miss yiyi often stares at collective care. Caressing the present, thinking about the future, feeling infinite.

42. I miss being breathless when climbing the fifth floor, but it's completely different from what I feel now. I miss the way to Po's office with you. I miss his scolding us when he was angry. I miss the noisy self-study in class. I miss the bitterness of standing behind when I am late. I miss the bell.

I want to tell you that my friends will support you silently. If something goes wrong, you will find me still by your side later.

44. Time throws people away in a hurry, turning cherries into red and bananas into green. Crazy chasing a freshman is like a green apple, dancing chasing a sophomore is like a red apple, holding a pineapple to eat tomatoes, and the junior floats away and the senior wriggles around. University, tasted green and sweet, so it failed in an uproar. I have never been sentimental, I don't know how to hurt others, and I am tired of seeing separation and combination. No matter how beautiful the banquet is, like running water flowing through my fingers, I am sad but helpless, and my heart is fleeting.

In Hangzhou in April and September, osmanthus flowers are everywhere. This season reminds me of college life. It is September again, and the campus is full of gold and silver. At night, my roommate and I finally couldn't resist the temptation of fragrance. When people were not looking, we broke some branches and put them in the bedroom, and suddenly the fragrance filled the whole room.

46. People will experience many things in their life, which will happen whether you like it or not.

47. There are so many places around a person that you can pay so much. In this small circle, some people want to come in and have to leave.

48. I have a diary in which I recorded some embarrassing things with my friends in college. Every time they read the diary, they always suddenly remember and laugh.

49. Remember the night when we talked under the starlight? Talking about the ideal of study, even if we live far apart in the future, I will always remember the starry sky that night.

50. The fire of friendship warms the broken hearts of friends, illuminates the lost direction, dispels the dark clouds in loneliness and ignites the new hope of losers. Friendship grows with us.

5 1. In order to commemorate the student days, the school broadcast after school meals has always been the spiritual food of the student days. Take a peaceful walk on the forest path with your deskmate and partner, or take a nap on the lawn of the playground, listening to the flowing prose and chewing our faint thoughts; There is also the music that moves us and suits our faces, which makes us happy for our young first love.

52. If you don't work hard at ordinary times, the exam will be sad; I don't know how to change the test paper if it is confiscated, and I regret it if I make a mistake; The teacher slept soundly during the lecture, so the teacher couldn't ask any questions.

53. Time flies in a hurry, which is only a turning point in my life. Some people are brilliant after this; Some people will fall into it; I can't give up some things, but I still have to think about my own ideals. I will be greeted by the brightest sunshine tomorrow!