Humorous sentences describing fear of cold

Humorous sentences describing fear of cold

1. The weather is very cold. If you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

2. I remember that it was a cold winter, and I didn't want to go to class in the morning, so I asked my roommate to help me ask for leave and just find a reason. Soon, the news of my heatstroke spread all over the campus.

It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

There is a yearning for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

5. "Why are people closer to the north more direct?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

6. There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

7. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because it's so cold that I'm going crazy.

9. It's so cold that you can even fart and dry your hands.

10. Don't tell me it's cold, take care of yourself and put on more clothes, or take care of me or buy me clothes with money.

1 1. Cold is a word, I will only say it once, I know you will use snot instead.