Select 30 humorous sentences about weight gain.

Being fat is not a sin, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight. I put together some humor about weight gain. Let's have a look!

1, probably because my thin body can't hold my great personality.

2, pig fat can sell more money, can you sell money when you are fat? Fat people are less valuable than pigs.

It is difficult for fat people to climb to the top of their lives.

4. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

5. People have gained ten pounds, and we have gained five pounds. It seems that the conditions at home are not good.

6. I am fat because I have a lot of things in my heart, and I am not thin.

7. How can a girl control her life if she can't even control her weight?

8. I am fat and proud. Call me fat. Do you like me?

9. Never underestimate the charm of a fat girl after losing weight!

10, I am not fat, I am just thin.

1 1. The secret of keeping weight is to eat and drink. It's very useful. I can't lose weight at all You can also try.

12, you have gained weight for so long, will you die if you lose weight?

13, there is a kind of happiness, called fat 10 kg.

14, thanks to my fat body, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

15, this kind of thing is to lose weight, fat people are shouting and thin people are doing it.

16, as long as I eat fast enough, my weight can't catch up with me.

17, the object is a mobile phone, and the weight is fat.

18, I am a standard weight, I just eat a little, really!

19, the decreasing number on the weighing scale is more convincing than anything else.

20, I'm fat today, too. Let's eat honestly.

2 1. Where did you buy a weighing scale that can show 45kg? I want it, too.

22, I am fat! I'm fine. I can play with my face pinched. You have lost weight! If you have nothing to do, just watch me squeeze my face and play.

23. Is it easy for my mother to raise me so fat for so many years? I will never be thin, and I will never be thin.

24. If you really have nothing to do, take out weighing scale and look for excitement.

25, a white cover three ugly, a fat ruin everything.

26, a millimeter fatter and a thousand miles uglier.

27. Being fat is terrible, but gaining weight is cool.

28. I have gained weight again recently. I didn't steal it, but I secretly reassured you.

29. Losing weight is what fat people are shouting and thin people are doing.

30, big belly, rich life!

3 1, dare not show your teeth when taking pictures! I dare not wear light pants, do I? This is the biggest sorrow of the fat man!

32. I ate very happily, and suddenly remembered my weight, and I ate very sadly.

33. Being fat is not a crime, but God is jealous that you will be too perfect if you lose weight.

34. The fatter you get, the tighter your heart will be.

35. Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

36, I am chubby, I can touch my stomach when I am sad!