Send a circle of friends and talk about short sentences in an interesting way.

1, you won't die if you don't smoke, but it will be worse than death.

2. I am talented, and your genius is no more than two of mine.

3. We hope to fly in heaven. Two birds have a wing and want to be in the same circle with a pig!

Don't ask me how I did in the exam, I can only say that I was burned.

You can disagree with me, but I can hit you.

6. Sometimes there must be something in life. This really annoys me.

7. Without the temperament of a goddess, I can only make a joke quietly.

8. I am the kind of person who is betrayed and even too lazy to cry.

It is fashionable to catch up with homework now, so I can keep up with the trend.

10, I have mastered a way to hide private money, and the next thing I need is money.

1 1, the highest level of life is not that you pick up girls but that girls pick you up.

12, you said you were my friend. In fact, I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings.

13, Youth Palace comes to you through time and space. Why haven't you reached the front of the palace?

14, girls who love to laugh are always more likely to grow eyes, dry lines and fine lines than others.

15, I'm afraid I'll scare you if I say it. I also have backstage staff who can run two programs.

16, money is not the most important thing in the world, but love is; Fortunately, I like money.

17, it's really hard to be a woman these days. Be more open. People call you coquettish and traditional. People say you pretend.

18, I took a beggar's bowl full of money that day and actually cured him of his disability for many years.

19, I used to think that money could buy everything, but later I found that there was no way because there was not enough money.

20. People who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not people.

2 1, if you yell at me in the street, it's definitely higher than telling a beautiful woman to turn around!

22. When I am angry, I want to buy something. I have to spend money when I buy things. As soon as I spend money, I lose. I get angry when I lose money.

23. My greatest skill is to use cheap things and expensive effects. Such as the camera microphone itself.

24. You are so fond of taking advantage. If you cut someone else's real hand short, you would have been paraplegic!

25. I study professional academic issues such as how much start-up capital is needed to engage in real estate on Mars.

When you feel that you are nothing but a waste, please remember to find a waste collector and sell yourself for some money.

27. Men have different tastes. Some people like to be tall, others like to be short. But in summer, their tastes will all become the same: people who wear less.

28. Roommates look at their watches while eating instant noodles in a hurry. I asked him why he was in such a hurry. He said, Damn it, it almost expired.

29. When I was young, I was very naughty. Once the teacher asked my parents, I was afraid to tell them and asked my uncle for help. The teacher talked with my uncle for more than two hours, and then the teacher was obviously good to me at school, and then she became my aunt.

30. On my way home, I saw a beautiful girl walking in front of me, itchy in my heart, and whistled at her hooligan twice. When I played for the third time, she suddenly turned around and said, if you want to strike up a conversation, it will make me want to pee. What do you mean? !