20 19 network funny sentences

1, asking what the world is like will only make people die unsatisfied.

Don't think that you can scamper for a few more days just because you are younger than me. The coffin is filled with dead people, not old people!

Although the bird is small, it plays all over the sky.

4, after hearing what you said, a sense of superiority in IQ arises spontaneously.

5, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

6. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found myself normal.

7. exams are like porridge, they will burn.

Although I can't promise to love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I promise to love you until I rot.

9. This world: Don't die, just wait for death!

10, many people think they are thinking when sorting out their prejudices.

1 1, look at the black cat sheriff's child, you can't afford to get hurt.

12, this kind of thing, don't rush to the waist, rush to the chest.

13, get on the thief boat and follow the thief.

14, I am not a good person, I don't accept your good cards!

15, if you are a wolf, sharpen your teeth, if you are a sheep, sharpen your legs.

16, MLM is the grass beside the nest that rabbits eat specially.

17, everyone said that my sister was beautiful, but in fact it was all made up.

18, the women's university changed eighteen times, and the more it changed, the more casual it became.

19, went his own way and broke up with Ai Bing.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

2 1, look at a temple from a distance, and look at our alma mater, with more than 300 nuns and more than 10,000 old roads.

22. Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

23. Next, I'll show you a unique stunt handed down from my family. A big stone smashed your chest.

24. I'm sorry that my sister is so straightforward and can't say what you like to hear.

25. One misstep makes a romantic figure through the ages.

I feel sorry for your uncle.

27. Maxima is very common, but Maxima's mother is not common.

28, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light, right

29. Good people are set off by bad people.

30. My brother looked down, not because he was afraid, but because he was looking for bricks.

3 1, the world is so chaotic, who are you pretending to be innocent for?

32. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

Don't say sorry to me, because we are all fine.

34. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

It's a long way to Xiu Yuan, so let's take a taxi.

36. Brothers are brothers and women are clothes. I'll strip anyone who touches my hands and feet.

37. I left with my eyebrows drooping, just like making a face.

I don't agree with you, but I will defend to the death my right not to let you speak.

39. After having a heart and a face.

20 19 network classic funny quotations

1: In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

The greatness of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

3. The heart doesn't follow the love, and it is agreed to spend the night.

4. Women in the new era have been to the hall, climbed over the fence, hit mistresses and hooligans, but they just can't get out of the kitchen.

5: Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you 18 generation ancestors.

6. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

7: Xiao San is nothing, he is only one person at best.

8: People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

9: Give me a pillow, and I can sleep for a century.

10: I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.

1 1: I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't take you seriously.

12: You look like a nine-day fairy, but your face landed first.

13: If you are the one, the female guest turned off another man's light, and the aunt downstairs in the dormitory can turn off the whole floor.

14: Goose, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

15: In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to earth.

16: Who was I before I was born and who was I after I was born?

17: drag on, and I'll kick you to the south pole and waltz with penguins.

18: If you use a honey trap, I will accompany you.

19: When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

20: Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

2 1: I can't reach it. Try stepping on my right foot with my left foot.

It's none of my business whether it's a national event or a family event! Wind and rain, reading, I am silent!

23: If I give you some sunshine, it will be brilliant. If I give you some charcoal, it will be a bomb.

In the past, my love was like a dwarf hanged by a bush.

25: Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean.

26: I was just thinking about the future, but reality slapped me!

27: Even if I am a piece of shit, I am also a piece of thoughtful shit!

28: I like Teresa Teng's death, I like Barbara Yung's suicide, I like Danny Chan's death; I like Ka Kui Wong, I fell dead; I like Leslie Cheung jumping off a building, and I like you, too. It's up to you

I like daytime, because I can daydream during the day.

30: Life is easy. Inspirational signature is easy to live. Life is not easy.

3 1: Older women: I just made a difficult decision. Forev

No matter how much water you have, you can't drink enough loneliness.

I passed you but you didn't know it was me because I turned my head away.

34: The wind is fine. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

It was that period of compulsory education that occupied my youth.

37: The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still disdained me.

38: Laozi said: Sleep can sleep, very sleep.

39: When you have money, you say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that the money is saved.

40: Are you a frog at the bottom of the well, or did you not even run to the bottom of the well?

4 1: Happiness is good. Don't bask in it, because it will dry sooner or later, so keep a low profile.

42: Women who are not good to me curse you for being sucked dry by Hu.

20 19 network classic funny quotations

1, ouch, you are so busy to go to the toilet by yourself!

2. hey! Helpless, the sheets are going to turn over again!

3, I am a family that is difficult to get up!

I thought I was an ambitious young man, but now I find that I am just a naive young man!

When San Xiao became positive, she lost the charm of San Xiao.

6, fart brother, is to give you an exit!

7. Not meeting talent is like being pregnant and infertile, fucking pregnant!

8, live well, don't believe it!

9. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it is built, it is a thread, careful and long, and it only needs a gentle pull when it is demolished!

10, my mother asked me if I had a boyfriend, and I said no, my mother said this was ok, I said; This is really not.

1 1, you are not far from your early days! Two more days in the shell!

12, if you get married, marry someone else first, then you marry me and take his savings to lead his sister to drive that BMW.

13, the heating is too hot, turn on the air conditioner to cool down!

14, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, wave goodbye to 250.

15, the price of the tomb has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.

16, start eating green arrows. As soon as I saw it was American, I thought I wanted to be patriotic, so I began to eat Yida. Later I saw that these two goods were made by the same company.

17, = I used to have a pair of wings, but I didn't use them to fly but to stew soup.

18, I have an impulse to finish writing winter vacation homework in one breath. Fortunately, I have strong self-control.

19, Tian Tian [I'm not a big star, I'm a little princess. ]

20, the so-called holiday is to be scolded at home, go out without money and live a special day.

2 1, especially hard, only achieved the top four after thinking about it.

22. [If you can't stand it, take out the mirror and meditate: You still can't learn well when you are so big]

23, quarreling when I was a child is really simple: you are a pig and you are a pig rebound! The rebound is invalid! ?

24. Don't do what you don't want to do.

Why do you love him? The important thing is that he doesn't love you.

26. Someone asked: Why do you want to fall in love when you know you will break up? I said, why are you still alive when you fucking know you're going to die?

27. Get up in the morning with messy hair.

28. Is unrequited love the stupidest thing in the world? Nothing is more stupid than unrequited love.

29, why call dad than mom, why not call mom than?

30. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself that it doesn't matter if many people take part.

3 1, doctor, I can't sleep recently. I am in a bad mood and can't eat. Am I swollen? The doctor asked: How old are you this year? Me:

32. The world laughs at me for being too playboy, and I laugh at the world for not understanding.

33. In the past, everything was fine with a good ending. Now, Jack has Jill.

34. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

Uncle policeman, I lost my bag. Don't worry, I'll take care of it. Then you can pay me back.

36. In the past, it was awesome to have a sun at QQ level. Now I know that the more people bask in the sun, the older they get.

37. Think before the exam and find yourself hiding your strength during the exam.

38. What comes after the verb \ \ \? Hit a verb hit a verb hit a verb hit an endless horizon is my love.

39. What am I to you? You are my Youlemei. Oh, it's milk tea, so that I can hold you in my palm.

40, even if I scold you at ordinary times, I won't know that I am both civil and military until I hit you.

4 1, I noticed that you kept,,,,, stop. Don't say fat or not! swell

42. I started eating green arrows. As soon as I saw it was American, I thought I wanted to be patriotic, so I began to eat Yida. Later I saw that these two goods were made by the same company.

43. Q: What were you thinking when you were insomnia? God replied: I want to sleep.

44. [God gave me the attribute of eating goods, but he didn't give me the identity of a local tyrant]

45. I have thought about the word "special efforts", but I have only achieved the first four,,,

46. Get drunk on the wine table without sleeping in class ~

47. There has always been a question in my heart. It's been several years, a whole year. What does Big Big Wolf live on?

48. Love is when my father and mother go shopping together. My father spent 150 yuan to buy a dress, and my father spent 1500 yuan to buy a dress for my mother!

49. I intend to love you for a long time without giving up.

As a dress, you can't take a bath by yourself. You want me to wash it for you, you said, you can't lose the face of the skirt! ! !

-@ God bless our class,

5 1, reasons for breaking up; Gender incompatibility

52. Can you cook? Yes What a coincidence! I can eat!

53. I know what happened later and I will forget it later.

According to statistics, the average age of the first kiss in the world is, and the average age of the first xxoo is,. Sorry, I'm holding the world back.

55. The song "Trouble Maker" really came true after the exam: There is no tomorrow.

56. The biggest mistake of the school is to let a group of menopausal people take care of us adolescent people @

57. How can you be friends if you like someone?

58. Can walnuts caught in the door still nourish the brain?

59. Back in the dormitory, my roommate looked at his watch while eating instant noodles in a hurry. I asked him why he ate in such a hurry. He said, shit, I almost passed.

I hope I can catch up with the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime.

62. Just after Jie Ge finished singing, someone shouted ~ Nana from the audience.

63. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

64, eat, I want, thin, I also want, can't have both, and left.

65. If a name can decide fate, I want to change my name to Qian Duoduo.

I was afraid of the dark since I was a child, and I didn't study well when I was a child because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard.

67. I have black cats, you have white cats, and then let them have pandas. What did you say?/Sorry?

68. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!

69. I'm about to have the worst grades with the principals. I'm a little embarrassed to think about it. . .

70. Actually, I think the name of the summer homework is the same as that written on the cigarette case that smoking is harmful to health.

7 1. If there were no teachers, I think I would fall in love with school.

72. Some classes are like Fu Nan Battery. One class is longer than six classes.

73. I am a mental derangement, and I have been lurking in the normal world for many years.

74. When I go to bed at noon, I set an automatic reply when something happens. As a result, my classmate chatted with it all noon.

75. Why do you like to escape from the temple so much? Because I like people chasing me, and you are chased by animals.

You can measure your face with a iron ruler of 10 meters. Not long enough!

77. It is said that the teacher will hold a parent-teacher meeting to announce the results and award prizes.

78. I weigh myself now and want to pluck my eyebrows.

79. A woman's mood: three points are destined for heaven, and seven points depend on shopping.

80. Do you want to eat strawberries? Yes! Wash it yourself. Where are the people who stopped eating?

20 19 records of network buzzwords

1, teenagers don't know that sperm is expensive, and old people make them cry.

2. What would you do if your opponent fell into the water and you could swim?

3. I just want to know Xueba: What happened in your junior high school that reduced you to my school?

4. Hold me tight, hold me tight, okay? I'm the only one who knows you.

5. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination!

6. Don't the whole world know that I like you?

7. Does your family know that there will be so much homework as soon as the winter vacation comes?

8.[ Kaka, computer, your card is driving me crazy]

9. I hate warm beds. I want to go to the bathroom again!

10, I said to my girlfriend, local tyrants, local tyrants, let's be friends. My girlfriend rolled her eyes and said to me, Eupolyphaga, let's be friends.

1 1. Women are books and men are pigs. Never expect pigs to read.

12, feel like two pigs, because one pig can't describe your stupidity.

13. The most traditional way to have a snowball fight in Northeast China is to go there alone, knock down a person, and then a bunch of people appear and bury this person.

14, in fact, life is like your uneven face, full of defects.

15, is the RMB depreciating too fast or the price rising too fast!

16, don't open your mouth so wide when you talk, I can see shit when I look down at my throat!

17, why don't pies fall from the sky? You want to starve me!

18, not only am I lucky, but my beriberi is also good!

19, my mind and vision are too small to hold so many useless people!

20. I am willing to hold your hand and change from a wife to an old woman!

2 1, the little girls dream of finding a white horse. When they open their eyes, the whole world is a gray donkey, so they can only choose a strong one from the donkey. This donkey is; Affordable men.

22. It is not easy to take a day off. Wake up and find it's time to go to bed again!

23, what's sad, cry, let everyone smile!

24. Some people are simply four, except for two or two.

25, even the best screen name finally lost to speech!

26. If you mess with me again, I will spit on your face!

27. I've always wanted to go to college to make a girlfriend, but going to college is terrible. There are only two girls in our class. To make matters worse, those two girls get along well!