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What sentences are suitable for singles to post on their WeChat Moments on Valentine's Day?

Selected 30 Valentine’s Day sentences for singles to post on Moments, which are simple, heart-wrenching, sad, and funny!

1. "Like a cat in an old alley, I am free but have no destination." "This is the first time I heard someone talk about being single in such a fresh and refined way."

2. The other party refuses took away your dog's food and kicked over your dog's bowl.

3. "Like a cat in an old alley, I am free but have no destination" "This is the first time I heard someone talk about being single in such a fresh and refined way"

4. In a group In the student party, there is always a god-like single who can answer all love questions.

5. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

6. As a single dog, static electricity only has sex with me in winter.

7. Single dogs should not go out in winter. If they fall, they will turn into pieces of ice!

8. Do you want a dog at home? A single dog!

9. Stop saying that you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

10. Showing affection is not that easy, single dogs also have their own tempers.

11. Looking back, time has changed many things, but it cannot change the fact that I am single.

12. Do you want a dog at home? The single one!

13. Ever since my mother knew the word single, she has forgotten my name.

14. Asking what Valentine’s Day is in this world will lead people to torture singles to death.

15. On such a cold day, a single dog may become a barking dog.

16. When you are young, you should walk around. If you walk around more, you will find that the whole world is full of lovers, and you are the only one single.

17. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurt singles. That is your singles’ business. We singles can only eat two.

18. I have been single for a long time. I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, let alone a bottle cap.

19. A boy who is single is called a single dog. Is there any way to describe a girl who is single? A boy who has been single for 20 years replied: Goubuli.

Twenty. Among a group of students, there is always a god-like single who can answer all love questions.

21. Don’t always be single. According to your age, you should be a single turtle. According to your body shape, you should be a single pig. According to your IQ, you should be a single silly roe deer.

Twenty-two. The boat of friendship capsizes at every turn, and the giant ship of love sinks at every turn. Only the ship of singles remains standing. Talk about singles, funny singles

23. Some people say that the second half-price advertisement hurt singles. That is your singles’ business. We singles eat two Just right.

Twenty-four. Stop saying that you are single. At your age, dogs will die of old age.

Twenty-five. On such a cold day, a single dog may become a barking dog.

Twenty-six. If a dog lives to your age, it will be gone. You should be a single turtle.

Twenty-seven. Showing affection is not that easy, and single dogs also have their own tempers.

Twenty-eight. Stop saying you have loneliness and strong alcohol. In fact, you are a single dog.

Twenty-nine. After military training, you are no longer a single dog, but an outstanding military dog.

Thirty. If you don’t want to be single on Valentine’s Day and watch others show off your affection, just take the initiative to confess your love to me.