What are the ironies aimed at people who don't want to face?

1, you don't learn so many weapons in China, but you learn swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, the realm of man and sword is achieved-swordsman.

2, festivals, send you a pair of couplets:

Part 1: A tree without skin will definitely die.

The second part: shameless people are invincible in the world.

Horizontal criticism: man is invincible.

3, you can't even buckle up when you are fanned against the wall! You look very creative and have a lot of courage to live. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper.

4. People are mean to life, pigs are mean to a knife, living wastes air, dying wastes land and wasting RMB at home.

5, farming is not in the first place-bad species.