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If you are single and want to find someone, you have to find a reason to fight with someone.

First, you never know how much you like someone who still cares about you after your rejection, the one who still cares about you.

Second, I just want to give all my treasures for many years to one person for the first time.

I know you are here, I know you love me, forgive me for leaving, and forgive me for not loving you.

4. [Burying my thoughts about you in the ground, I thought I could forget, but I found that my thoughts have grown into towering trees, and I want to forget. ]

You still have a long way to go, a lot of people to see and a lot of scenery to linger, so hide it in a casual corner of your heart and let's go.

Sixth, who said that if you don't have an object, you will save traffic? If the object is missing, it will take more traffic to find it.

Seven, every kind of trauma is a kind of maturity.

8. A woman's goodness is only known to the women around her.

Nine, don't hurt people who love you with decisive words when you are in a bad mood.

Ten, a person is not afraid of who will give up.

If one day I get married and the groom is not you, will you come to my wedding?

Twelve, the first day I found a partner, I let the old class find it. But I proudly told her that nothing could separate us.

Thirteen, the real strong, not without tears, but running with tears.

Fourteen, I knew it was so difficult to find a partner, so I decided to kiss the doll.

Fifteen, I transferred to a school, and the class teacher asked me to introduce myself. I said, I'm looking for my date.

Sixteen, "the male god said I want to find a girlfriend, but I know it's not me."

Face life and work with sunshine and optimism, and they will repay you with sunshine.

18. Whoever says that he loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

Nineteen, among the people coming and going in the city, there is always one person who will be remembered for a lifetime.

Twenty, play mahjong, eat mala Tang, and find a small object. Life is like this.

Twenty-one, when I'm perfect, I'll find someone to torture me to death.

22. Woman, please be kind to yourself. In fact, you are very powerful, and not everyone can beat you.

Twenty-three, in the eyes of parents, looking at a mobile phone is called looking for someone, playing with classmates is called mixing quilts and not folding rooms, which is called pigsty, and eating with classmates is called eating garbage.

Twenty-four, the years go by step by step, why I still can't let you go.

Twenty-five, I got a promotion and bought a car and a house; I want to find someone to propose to DR and promise her the only one in my life. What about you? Au Suivant!

Twenty-six, you don't know a person or a watermelon without knocking on the door a few times.

Twenty-seven, find an object, don't eat the things in the spoon, look at the pot, think about the things in the bowl, and remember the things that haven't been cooked yet!

When you are sad, eat a candy and tell yourself that life is sweet!

If God gives me another chance to meet you, I will turn around and leave.

Thirty, you have to find a reason to hit people.

Say a word to express that you are single and want to find someone.

I want to be a fool. I really want to be a fool

The temperature has dropped recently. I wonder if my ex-boyfriend's coffin board will leak, alas!

I like you for a long time. I heard that you have been single, so I don't want to help you get rid of it.

I just want to meet someone I like at the best age and have a good love.

I really miss you. In every rainy season, what you choose to forget is the last thing I want to give up. There are too many ripples in the story. My stories are all about you.

6. The best thing in the world is to like you and be liked by you.

7. The university doesn't want to take off the bill any more. Single dog is used to this kind of thing, and it doesn't suit me.

8. True love begins with the combination of family. Everything at the beginning is just a prelude to love, which is heavy and wonderful in the later chapters.

9. I want to be with someone, but I don't want to be alone. I'm afraid of being beaten; I don't want what I don't want and I don't want what others don't want.

10. It's not appropriate, but that you are insincere and Jane doesn't cherish it.

1 1. The season is too short. Three students are lucky. Two cats and dogs, one for you.

12. Thank you for your star-like appearance, which made my thin and boring trip have a home away from gravity.

13. I want to sit in this seat all my life.

14. After thinking about it, I just don't want to take off the bill early. I'm in good shape now, but sometimes I'm forced to feed the dog food. Thank those who are close to me, but it's good to be classmates or friends, because I don't get along much in college and I don't have much real feelings, at least for me. Being too tired may be a kind of interference. Uh-huh, so far so good.

15. If only it were as simple as hair loss.

I will never say that I don't want to get rid of the bill, just want to get rich again.

17. I just want to talk about a simple love, which has nothing to do with others. I only met the best of you at the most beautiful time.

18. I want to talk about a love that never breaks up. Even if we quarrel, even if we are angry, even if we are separated, we will be together again. Even if we are busy, even if we are tired, only

19. bosom friends are hard to find. If there is, I will cherish it doubly.

20. What is happiness? When I miss you, you appear at the first time.

2 1. I liked myself from 17 until I met you at the age of 18.

22. When I was a child, I had an urgent need to urinate, and then I desperately looked for the toilet. Finally found the toilet to pee, and then woke up.

23. I don't believe in 520, I only believe in 502, a drop forever, only three seconds, and never part.

24. When can I have a second cup at half price?

25. Don't look for objects in the garbage, and don't have illusions about Hulunbeier.

26. Quarrel with others, even if you are justified, the momentum will be weak, because no one will defend you.

27. In the hospital, people around you are in pairs. Because the bill was not handed in, a man stood in line with a bottle in his hand to pay the bill.

28. You took off the bill and told me happily, but I didn't know how much bitterness was hidden in the corners of my mouth that I barely touched.

29. Lonely and lonely, being dumped; Sad and irritable, forget and forget; Happiness is coming; I am full of thoughts. I want to get married on may 17. You must promise to be my wife. Happiness belongs to you!

30. If I can, I would like to spend every minute of my life with you.

Find someone to talk about the meaning of 2020.

1. No matter how bad it smells to him, you will feel at ease. 2. There are two conditions: first, male; Second, live.

3. Are you single? ; Are you alone? Do you think I am excellent? Are you looking for the other half of your life? Do you think you deserve me? You still think nobody wants it? Are you still waiting for him to appear in your life? Are you still looking for true love? Choose me! ! ! If you think you meet my requirements and have the following tendencies: consider my worship, my envy, my love, my pursuit, my secret love, my admiration and my blessing, please reply to your personal information as soon as possible, and I will review your information in my busy schedule to decide whether you are qualified for this position.

4. The reason why a person loves another person is because the other person is cute. Love is love, and he will not love for any reason.

If you are here, I will always love, if you are not, I will give up my love.

6. My wife, my daughter-in-law and my housekeeper, where are you? Xianggong, I miss you so much! Stop hiding and come out quickly. Don't let my husband worry about me.

7. Xifeng personals: I'm looking for a partner. One is not handsome. Second, do not seek wealth. But seeking common ground while reserving differences is sweet and bitter.

8. Even if you are covered with thorns, I will endure the sting and hug you.

9. My enthusiasm is limited, so you should hurry.

10. You are the best gift to me in this world.

1 1. Now you must look more carefully when looking for a partner, because there are too many men and women now!

12. I have a good friend, a young woman, who is a student of Dalian International Studies University. 2/kloc-staying in the boudoir at the age of 0/is a gentle and graceful virtue in Jiangnan, with both lively and cheerful temperament. Looking for a boyfriend, good looks, good character.

13. The worst love in the world is that I love you and you don't love me.

14. I like people who like to laugh, especially those who like to laugh.

15. I hope I have the ring you are wearing on my left ring finger.

16. I hope my little shoulders can give you great warmth.

17. Look me in the eye and tell me that you love me.

18. I haven't liked someone so much for a long time. You know, the kind that laughs at the thought of you.

19. One day, we will live a day when we can kiss you secretly as soon as we turn over.

20. I wish my best friend a happy wedding. May all lovers get married.

2 1. I was buried in my grave and my love was commemorated.

22. I have seen growing old together, but I have never seen love like before.

23. Ask for a boyfriend. Disclaimer: On the premise of marriage, refuse the game! Basic requirements (in descending order of importance): good facial features; Gentleman; Honesty, kindness and loyalty; Aggressive; Thoughtful and filial; Age-(nominal age); Above height; Non-myopia; well-balanced

24. After chatting with my friends in the teahouse for an hour, my friends finally went to pay the bill!

25. Male ticket notice: I'm looking for a partner. One is not handsome. Second, do not seek wealth. But seeking common ground while reserving differences is sweet and bitter.

26. Now you must look at the object carefully, because there are too many men and women!

27. I know I'm not beautiful. Thank you for liking me.

28. It's no coincidence, but I've been waiting.

29. I want to know what candy and your mouth taste like.

Why didn't you contact me? I don't want to like others.

3 1. Only when there is love can there be compassion, and only when there is treasure can there be love.

I really want you to spend the winter with me.

33. Love can make people stupid, but I don't mind being stupid.

34. I am willing to stay with you until the mountain on the ECG becomes the sea.

In the experience of being dumped, a girl dragged me to the suburbs and slowly inserted the roses I gave her into a pile of cow dung. I understood at once.

36. What are you wronged? This world is not what you love deeply!

37. Don't like me or just like me.

The article tells me that the person who loves me won't leave me because he knows I will be sad.

39. Who can understand the pain of falling in love but not being together?

40. I have an emotional cleanliness addiction. I don't want it.

I want to find someone to go home with.

First, if you have more experience, you will know that if you have no skills, no amount of social interaction is dust.

Second, the air soaked by rain is tired and sad, and the fairy tales in memory have slowly melted.

Third, you always think that she is sentimental, fragile and crying, but you don't know how optimistic and strong she is in front of people other than you.

In fact, no one can tell you what to do to give up someone. You can only spend countless nights alone, and then get up as usual the next day and pretend nothing happened.

Verb (abbreviation of verb) is the news of this distant western station! The north has been recovered! At first, I couldn't stop crying on my coat.

Forgive all people and things before going to bed every night, close your eyes and clear your heart. Let bygones be bygones. No matter how bad things happened today, you shouldn't feel sad for a long life. Live a carefree life with a willing attitude. Good night

Seven, people always grow in growth, and growth often makes people learn how to grow.

8. Later shrinking dreams and shrinking desires were out of place. Travel-stained travelers just want to find a home.

Nine, you have no place for me in your heart. It's okay. I sat on the floor. Very clean.

Ten, love, emotionally, when you want to conquer each other, you have actually been conquered by the other party to a certain extent.

1 1. Unconsciously, you have left me. I followed this rhythm unconsciously.

Twelve, another Spring Festival is coming, and I suddenly want to go home.

Thirteen, the Spring Festival is coming. I want to find someone to go home with me and call them mom and dad!

Cycle after cycle, I have forgotten what happiness is.

Fifteen, there are always people who appreciate you in life and there are always people who hate you. We can't be hard on ourselves. We always care about others and their eyes.

Sixteen years old, at this moment, I want to hug you, but it's a pity that time is far away.

17. I have always believed that there will be a height that will allow me to see different scenery.

18. On a blue day, you may become paranoid and feel that everyone wants to eat you.

19. Home is not only a big house, but also an eternal concern, a haven for lost souls and a return of spirit.

Twenty, a person wants to find someone to accompany.

2 1. If we don't break up, today will be our 365 days together.

Twenty-two, the human heart is not conquered by force, but by love and tolerance. Spigno

Twenty-three, the taste of home is always very fragrant, go home and eat with my parents, I am a good daughter.

You keep my heart alive.

Twenty-five, I also left my proudest self-esteem, very shameless, very humble, and retained you.

Twenty-six, those who say they will never part have already scattered all over the world.

I have always been used to using that fake smile to cover up my inner sadness.

Twenty-eight, I looked at their immature faces and saw my former self.

Twenty-nine, everything should take into account the feelings of others, I take care of others, then who will take care of me?

30. How deep love is, how deep tolerance and understanding are. Only those who dare to love dare to tolerate and understand the people they love.

3 1. Life itself is actually pure and clean, and we are gradually contaminated with too much dust in the process of growing up. Everyone's life journey has many inevitable encounters, either facing it bravely or fleeing hastily, all of which depend on their own choices.

Thirty-two, the highest expectations of girls for the other half are nothing more than four: Yan value, wisdom in the brain, responsibility in the heart, and money in the pocket.

People are sad, not because love is over, but when it is all over, love is still there.

I know I am not the best, but please remember that if you lose it, you will never have it again.