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Humor, simple love words, emotional copy

1. "Do you know the difference between you and the stars?" "What's the difference?" "The stars are in the sky, and you are in my heart."

Life is so long, I need someone to accompany me, tell lies, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

3. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."

Thinking of you is like playing with a mobile phone in a thin quilt, and there are always bits and pieces of light leaking out.

This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.

I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?

7. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."

8. "I think I should buy you a compass." "Why?" "I'm afraid you're too used to looking north behind my back."

9. "It's cold, I'll give you three choices." What choice? "I go to your bed, you go to my bed, or we share the bed."

10. Tired of being a lovely girl, I kind of want to be your wife.

1 1. I like to eat Illiciol so much, just because that sentence likes you, which makes no sense.

12. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."

13. "You are Mi Hua" Why? "Because I want to hold the fragrance of rice flowers."

14. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"

15. "Tell me when a girl is tired" Tell you why? "If the girl is tired, come and be my wife."

16. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?

17. On my way home, I went to buy oysters. All the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

18. Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.

19. I thought I could see you before school, but I won't miss you when I get to school.

20. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.