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A person with a good personality and a good mood should have a baby after the college entrance examination.

1. I was unhappy at first. When I was unhappy, I stopped studying. I became happy when I stopped studying. When you are happy, the day goes by.

2. Those who stay are not necessarily elites, but may be sycophants! This society is too deep!

3. The first part: I didn't bring my student ID card and admission ticket, and the second part: I didn't do the listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

4. Looking at the gully version of the hill, I really want to squash your face (obsessive-compulsive disorder can't afford to hurt)

5. Eye exercises: (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_) (_)! ! ! ! !

6. I wish those children who have reviewed well and said that they failed the course all come true!

7. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.

8. In this world, the ocean is the widest, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the examination range is wider than the sky! !

9. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles, shake coke, break off Dove and insert rice jars.

10. You don't like me. This is a disease. You must be cured.

1 1. Don't believe that there are honest people in this world, only those who have no chance to do evil for the time being.

12. I recently read an unforgettable book and benefited a lot. I forgot the title and content.

13. yo, yo, chuck, make trouble with underwear, bras, condoms and inflatable doll ecstasy.

14. I hate it when I send a long message and you are finished. You treat me as a joke.

15. When friends around you say you are crazy, success is not far from you.

16. I will spend my birthday alone. . . I spend Valentine's Day alone. . . I live alone on June 1st. . . Nima has the ability to pass the final exam alone! ! !

17 ... Use nunchakus, ┗(`o)┓ Hum ┏ (` o) ┛ Hum ┏(`o)┓ Ha ┗(`O)┛ Xi! !

18. Kuteng's old tree is a faint crow, and the price of the canteen has increased again. The students are all hungry. Mom, the sun is setting. I’m going home. .

19. Women are careful, but not too careful. If she is too careful, she may be petty ~

20. I'm really scared. Who should I argue with all day without you/Su Ming/Huang Li/

2 1. The most explicit compliment is that the bitch is drunk.

22. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself that if I eat too much, I will die. But it turns out that I'm really not afraid of death.

23. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

24. In fact, girls should have children after the college entrance examination! Summer vacation confinement, university with children! When you don't want to go to class, let your roommate take the children to help you sign in! The baby was born under the influence of university higher education! After graduation, the child is four years old and sensible and not noisy. If they struggle, they will struggle. They can argue if they want ~ anyway, their own incense will come soon ~ the children will be brought to their parents, not leftover women!

25. Don't let the chicken eat anything, don't throw it away, don't throw it away, let the duck watch the chicken, let the goose watch the chicken, and let the chicken mix in the poultry industry in the future. People eat Radix Isatidis, Radix Isatidis and Radix Isatidis as long as they have the flu. Why not just let the chicken eat Banlangen?

After years of study experience, I know that classes are for sleeping, homework is for burning, and the blackboard is for doodling. . .

27. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age.

28. The mushroom is cold, so don't pretend. People who don't know will think you are a trash can.

If the teacher hadn't told me not to litter, I would have left it alone.

When my heart is full of happiness, I can't help smiling, and everything around me will be infected by it. When a gloomy face meets this happy and confident face, it will be attracted by this beauty and can't help grinning and smiling back.

3 1. There are many kinds of moods, such as: sad; Happy; Sad; Excited; Cheerful; Frown; Grief-stricken; There's too much to say.

32. What color is the mood? The mood is colorful. In people's mood, there are blue sky, white clouds, deep blue sea, green coconut trees and golden beaches, and peace and tranquility are everywhere.

33. Everyone loves sunshine. Having it is like stepping into heaven and earth. It seems to have a mysterious veil and magical power. It makes you confident, strong and optimistic. It allows you to find your true self, shed the mysterious veil, make you generous, and make you a perfect you.

34. Mood is not a line. It is a rope that has been rubbed by thousands of hands. This rope stretches forward carefully, some places are smooth and slippery, and some places are uneven. With the color of mood, you can have a wonderful life and really grasp yourself.

35. Warm spring, shuttle in the soft willow forest, good mood to accompany me; Summer night, looking up at the starry sky, in a good mood to accompany me; In autumn, with the swaying of rice ears in the field, I am in a good mood; In the cold winter, walking in the pure white snow curtain, I am in a good mood.

To create a good mood, we should pay attention to what we have, not what we don't have yet. People need a kind of sunshine when they are in trouble, and they can see the simple beauty in life. We should cultivate a positive attitude. The same is true of blogs. If you are in a good mood, you can feel it and write a blog post that satisfies you. You should keep a good attitude and create a good mood. Let the sunshine walk and be a sunny person! When you are in a good mood, you will smile. When I am in a good mood, I am very happy. He sings when he is in a good mood. When everyone is in a good mood, the world will be peaceful. Please remember: people should have a good mood and a good attitude! Good mood makes you happy, good attitude makes you happy!

37. I feel sunny, warm and comfortable. Only the brightness and passion of summer are suitable for people's heart and spleen. Sunny mood is a unique scenery in the world, radiant. Creek Ming Che, winding rivers, quiet lakes and free and easy waterfalls. If the mood of sunshine is an elf, an elf who knows water. Countless splashes will be all its moods.

38. Sit on the commanding heights of life and thoughts, carefully straighten out the experiences you have had, and arrange sweetness, luck and happiness at once; Combine bitterness, misfortune and loss. Human grievances, hot and cold seasons, and the warmth and coldness of human feelings have all returned from the past years. Stop at the shore of memories, only to find that the mood is far from unusual. The mood is colorful.

39. Mood may be influenced by environment and weather, but there is no necessary causal relationship between them. Sunny weather can't determine sunny mood and our state of mind. The road of life needs to be faced with an optimistic attitude. We should laugh when the sun is shining, and we should also laugh when it is raining. I believe that there is no doubt that there is another village.

40. Autumn is a season to arouse people's sadness. Flowers fade, flowers fly all over the sky, who pity the red incense? In the ruthless season of falling leaves, I wrote a sad poem. Deciduous yellow has experienced the baptism of green, but when the autumn wind blows, it falls off from the branches with its beloved leaves. So every time I am sad, four big characters written by Huang Ye appear in front of me: Don't be sad! Fold it into a paper plane, let it fly with the wind, let the wind fly with sadness and dissipate.

Talk about the character of shutting up when it is time to shut up.

I really want to have an eraser, which can erase my love for you. I really want to get drunk and let myself not be trapped by love. However, I just like being tortured by love and don't want to live such a dull life. Missing someone is painful, but I like it.

In many beautiful marriages, a man loves his woman's silly, naive, round figure, or a mole on his mouth. He will cherish your injury, and your bravery will make him more respectful. So, even if you are hurt, ask to love bravely, as if you have never been hurt. Only by opening yourself first will the world let you go.

I will never forget the past, from Noan, a house, a piece of land to your oes. A woman, a house, a piece of land, a scene, a dead end. Too many choices, I am at a loss, endless and boundless.

You are angry because of his words and have been sulking for a long time, waiting for him to coax you. Maybe in the end, he didn't even know what he said wrong. So now I understand that communication must be the most important. You are angry, you ignore him, and you cry, which will only make him feel unreasonable. You think he can understand, you think he can understand, but in their eyes, they will only feel ignorant. If you don't say something, they will never know.

Once upon a time, I simply thought that too many things in the world were so beautiful that they could be eternal and have eternity in the changes of years and personnel. I didn't understand the helplessness of reality until all the flowers of my dreams withered, and I realized that there is no eternity. How I want to return to the shining grassland with my tired body and to your side.

There is a kind of yearning that is not love: this kind of yearning is peaceful and warm, without any distractions, without any exclusive taste, without any idea of possession. How long is love, weeks, months or years? But no matter how long, love will always expire. And this yearning will never expire. It is this yearning beyond love and friendship. Who do you miss at the moment?

Our life is always crowded and busy, and we always think that there are very important things waiting for us ahead. In the crowd, we have no time to enjoy; In our busyness, we ignore love and being loved. Life is short, time is tight and there is no suspense to slip away, so it is difficult to leave a trace. Learn to wait, wait for yourself, wait for the soul, let yourself relax, let the soul rest and make life better.

1, there is no if in life, only consequences and results. My future is not a dream, but a question mark. 3, knowing is knowing, I don't know Baidu knows. The past is gone forever, and what comes back is no longer perfect. 5. Live a carefree life with indifference.

Cut your hair short, say cut your hair, and say something.

1. Many people are not satisfied with their hairstyles, but they never think there is something wrong with their faces.

2. Change your hairstyle and mood.

The idea of changing hair style has been in my mind for several years. But just thinking about it. The unchangeable black and straight have never changed.

I just finished flying, and I feel very handsome. See how ugly it is later. !

5, spring, it's time to change your hair!

6. In which city did you hum love songs? What kind of hairstyle did you do? How many night trains did you take? Do you drink iced music or hot and cold drinks?

7. Think for a long time before changing your hairstyle. When you finally make a decision and cut it, you still have to regret it and be sad. It's uncomfortable without cutting it.

8. The hair has grown again. It's time to do your hair again. It is said that girls should constantly change their hair styles, otherwise they don't know how beautiful they are.

9. Sure enough, the hairstyle of the small tail at the back is closer to the prototype. From now on, I will live with my tail. When this hairstyle doesn't hold up, I'll change it again.

10, his hairstyle is like his, but not his appearance.

1 1, future baby daughter, I will give you a different hairstyle every day, and I can take your little gossip boyfriend home. I'm looking for your crazy animal father.

Everyone has had a failed hairstyle! I tried today!

13, it seems that you can change your hair style. How about a perm?

14, now hairstyle has become the lifeblood of boys.

15, tell the truth ~ I want to change my hairstyle and show my forehead, but the middle is ugly. Is there any good way to deal with bangs?

16, I will give up on you when Logger Vick gets paid, when Tom catches Jerry, when Conan graduates from primary school, when the big wolf eats sheep, when the beautiful girl changes her hair style, and when Crayon Shinchan is finished.

17, girls must change their hair styles more, or you will never know how beautiful you are.

18. Sleeping posture is the key to determining hairstyle.

19, there is a kind of courage to change your hairstyle, and there is a legend that you lose weight when you lose weight.

20. Take more photos before changing your hairstyle. You'll miss it. Listening to Cantonese songs will be sad. Do you want this?

2 1, what happened to people. I slept late most of the week, but I still haven't decided whether to change my hairstyle. There are many days for the Seventh Young Master tonight. It's good to have you in the university.

22, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, the hair can be chaotic, the mountain can go up and down, and the brother can't lose it.

23, basically do not need a comb, wash your hair and blow your head for a while.

24, people rely on clothes and hairstyles, and Buddhism relies on Western learning.

25. Girls must always change their hair styles, otherwise you will never know how beautiful you are!

26. I want to dye my hair (the yellow below is too ugly to stand), and I also want to have my hair cut (that is, I want to change my hairstyle for no reason). I will definitely regret dyeing my hair, but I still want to go. How?

27. Chun-Li painted by Cheng Xiao has a lovely head. I hope she will never change her hair style!

28. I went to the barber shop for a haircut. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I felt. I calmed down for a while and said, you are happy.

29. The neck is cold in winter and hot in summer.

30. This time, I finally got up the courage to tell the barber that the parting direction was reversed. He said it's okay. This is a design seam, so it looks good after cutting. If you want to change your hairstyle strictly according to the parting, you will have long hair and short hair. Very reasonable. He's been chopping at me for almost twenty years, and he's still chopping so well. I always question whether he is my fault.

3 1, agreed to change the hairstyle and wash away the ugly color.

32. The university is a plastic surgery hospital. You can change your hair and clothes, and spend money on fitness to hire a coach. Dig a wave of your own black history in the middle of the night for comparison.

I'm going to change my hairstyle on Valentine's Eve. Try her sincerity? If she still likes me, I will stay with her.

34. Why is it that the first thing for girls to change their mentality is to change their hair style?

35. Time makes us miss one person after another who should be cherished. Later, we got along more and more.

36. Change your hairstyle for yourself, not for others. Every time I buy clothes, shoes and bag styles. There will always be a few people around you who are dissatisfied with you and say that it is not good for you. I can't satisfy you so much, I can only satisfy myself and those who love me and understand me.

37. May all your sufferings become gifts.

38, my hair is heavy and tied, my scalp is numb and I have a headache. I want to change my hairstyle, but I don't know what to change.

39. Selfishness still exists, and sleeping position determines hairstyle.

40. Don't laugh. Anyone who falls in love will become a mental patient.

4 1, lost into the barber shop, the barber smiled and asked me, what is the little girl's hairstyle? Short hair, the shorter the better. I went to the barber's to have my hair cut.

42. Do you dare to walk down the street when I get up in the morning and my hair is messy?

43. There is always someone around you. When you change your head, hairstyle and style, you will always come out and give you comments. Ugliness will never say it looks good against one's will, and it will never be against one's will. It hasn't changed in so long. This is an unshakable and unshakable friend who has done a lot of harm to people. Not often, but you know they are always there. Not far from you!

44. I can't hide from the dark night singing wine, but I can't hide from the deserted streets.

I want to change my hairstyle, straight hair, curly hair, black or other colors, long or short.

46. What city are you in, what love songs are you humming, what hairstyle are you wearing, and what night bus do you take?

47. Everyone says my hair is a little long. I just changed my hairstyle for less than half a month. I have to get a haircut sometime this week, and I have to restore my female hairstyle. Which one looks good?

48. Sister Miqi changed a hairstyle that Qian Qian liked and told me whether I should be happy or sad.

49. I feel a few pounds lighter after cutting.

50. bangs are better than bangs and oblique bangs. It's time to change your hairstyle once a year.

5 1, girl, people say your hairstyle is ugly. Do you want to change it? Is it tormenting your face to say that you have more acne? Will you force yourself to lose weight when you say you are fat? That's enough. I love you very much.

52. Get a new hairstyle in a few days and wait for you to spray me for the New Year.

53. I really want to change my hairstyle! However, I want to cry at the thought that I still love to pull your card when I meet an unreliable barber shop and spend half a year taking care of my daily life. But in a few days, this idea will pop up suddenly, so tired.

54. Do you think Tuer Shen will change her hairstyle every time nine princess Shen Yuan becomes a monk?

55. Change your hairstyle, glasses, personality, dress style and lose weight just to get you back.

56. Save a lot of shampoo, conditioner and hair mask. ............................................

57. Change your hairstyle and mood, but it takes some time to get used to the new hairstyle. It's a little short after all.

58. I just want to change my hairstyle to change my mood. My hairstyle changes are always too bad recently. If I cut everything off, I don't know if it's right or wrong or if I want to be myself, even if you don't love me everywhere.

59. I want to change my hairstyle, but I can't bear my long hair now.

60. Neat hairstyle, simple shirt and jeans, white canvas shoes.

6 1,-I was thinking about what hairstyle to cut last winter vacation.

62. I don't want to show my forehead, but I want to change my hairstyle.

Mom will never say that my long hair is all over the bathroom floor.

64. Isn't that what taking pictures is all about? Change clothes, change background, change hair style. Therefore, the selfies in the first half of the year were all packaged and uploaded, with diverse styles. Please choose your own and take the screen away.

65. Do you want to change your hairstyle, cut your bangs, dye your hair and dye it chocolate?

66. We miss those who left that school year. We were busy making up lessons in that school year when hairstyles were not strict. If we get up early and get greedy for the dark, we will love the morning.

67. You can take ice, but you can't take water.

68. The barber gave my sister a hairstyle that couldn't be blown by a typhoon of magnitude 8.

69. I have been selflessly providing a large number of excellent essay models for primary and secondary school students all over the country, and helping students review and revise their essays for free.

70. Benbao changed her hairstyle. No one should call her sister.

7 1, I really want to change my hairstyle, but I don't know what to change.

72. The posture of sleeping at night determines the hairstyle of the next day.

73. I'm thinking about what hairstyle to cut last winter vacation.

74. Handsome people can't control the chairman's hairstyle.

75. Recently, there has been pus in the ear cavity. It is simply that the ear cavity has been filled with pus, and it has been tenacious for two years. I want to change my hairstyle.

76. I'm worried. Only changing my hairstyle and buying clothes can make me happy.

77. I liked that hairstyle when I was in the barber shop. I was depressed when I came back.

78. I have long hair for too long and want to change my hairstyle, but I don't have the courage.

79. The beautiful sleeping position last night contributed to the frightening hairstyle this morning.

80. I want to change my hairstyle! I lost weight! Thin! I said light snow and you said thin!

8 1, every time you change your hair style, it is a thrilling experience. I regret it.

82. I really want to change my hairstyle. I think I've been ill recently.

83. It's annoying to change your hairstyle. I'm going to the barber shop again.

84. Young man, how can I get there? Young man, this is the ladies' room!

85. Being fat means being fat. It's no use changing your hairstyle.

Before you cut your hair, you want to change your hairstyle. You want to change your face after cutting your hair.

87. I read the quick book again. Sister Na, do you know why the hairstyle of the color soul can't be blown by a typhoon of magnitude 8? He controlled the wind because of the sex maniac.

88. Only when I have a holiday can I show my feminine nature.

89. There are two things you can't stop, breathing and changing your hair. I thought about whether I want bangs or not. I also exposed my forehead to the sun, and my face grew big.

90. When you get older, change your hairstyle and change your hairstyle.

9 1, remember that the glass of water was hot at first.

92. There are always people who like each other but can't be together.

93. Changing hair style is the same as plastic surgery, and it really feels completely different from before. I feel so light.

94. It's time to change your hair and color.

95. I want to change my hairstyle to welcome a new beginning, but I don't want to cut it short or perm it.

Mom, look at Wang Chao's new hairstyle. Does it look nice? Do you think I should change my hairstyle too?

97. Changing your hairstyle may change your mood.

98. The secret crush changed his hairstyle yesterday, and I suddenly felt that I had changed my mind.

99. I changed my hairstyle as soon as my forehead was hot. I don't know what kind of baby I want to see in a word. Let's wait until my photos go to America. Hahahahahahaha, I like to toss my hair every time I am depressed. Freshness really brings happiness.

202 1 on the personality of friends circle after college entrance examination

1. The world is so big, the college entrance examination is very big, but it is more likely to be after the college entrance examination.

2. Every day is a starting point, a little progress, a little gain!

After the college entrance examination, I feel lonely for the first time in my life, and I can only walk alone in the vast road ahead.

For most people, the clearest sentence in classical Chinese after the college entrance examination is probably "being rich without forgetting each other".

5. Happy preparation, happy fighting, happy college entrance examination and happy high school. Wish you success, success!

6. "Thank you for accompanying me through this barren road, making the wind in my arms sweet and letting the smallest star bloom quietly."

7. I can't tell you what it feels like. It doesn't seem as exciting as I thought. I used to doze off, gossip, do my homework and take exams. It's really over.

8. The exam is coming. I hope my greeting message can send you a relaxed and refreshing mood. Don't be too nervous! Otherwise you will forget the answer! I am here to support you, encourage you and bless you!

9. After the college entrance examination, more idiots are still waiting for you.

10. Reheat is too hot; Confident that anything is possible. I wish the college entrance examination a smooth sailing and a bright future.

1 1. Hard work pays off, and self-confidence is absolutely important. Don't forget to smile in the college entrance examination. Have a good sleep when you are free. Don't be nervous. Open Kunpeng's arms and go straight to the clouds. I wish you a smooth college entrance examination and become the first!

12. June is full of flowers and good news. Just like the spring rain moistens my heart and sings happily. My teachers and classmates praised my success and fame. Talents from prestigious schools can make dreams come true. I wish you a bright future!

13. Each of us is unique, we are our own masters, and our lives are controlled by ourselves. We should cherish everyone we meet and cherish every fate.

14. Climbing the peak of science is like climbing Mount Everest. To overcome countless difficulties and obstacles, cowards and lazy people can't enjoy the joy and happiness of victory.

15. As soon as people enter the WTO, they have a sense of mystery. If you can't solve it, you have to keep crossing. After turning over the layers of self and looking for a breakthrough from the fog barrier of the spirit, people can see clearly that the bustling things are really a wisp of smoke.

16. The college entrance examination is a labor-saving lever to realize life. This is the best time for you to pry, and your life will rise in an arc in the future.

17. Each of us is unique, we are our own masters, and our life is in our own hands. We should cherish everyone we meet and cherish every fate.

18. Scientific inspiration is by no means waiting. If there is any accidental opportunity for scientific discovery, then this "accidental opportunity" can only be given to educated people, people who are good at independent thinking, people who have perseverance, and not to lazy people.

19. After twelve years' hard work, the fruits in the field of knowledge are now available. I worked hard in the examination room and finished all the problems. Walk out of the examination room happily and smile with good news. Friends and relatives are greeted with smiles, and all they hear is congratulations and praise. I wish you success in the college entrance examination!

20. On a sunny day in June, the college entrance examination is ahead, and I have been studying hard for ten years in the cold window, reading sages every day; Learning is not a one-way street, there are thousands of ways out, and you can take the exam calmly when your mind is stable. It's comforting to be on the list, but it's not annoying to be famous in Sun Shan! I wish the college entrance examination a great success!

2 1. Since the end of the college entrance examination, the summer in my mind has ended innocently. What others call summer now is just those hot days in my opinion.

22. The only thing I told myself when I entered the examination room was to finish the paper. As usual, the college entrance examination ended in a hurry. I don't think it's anything special. I just remember asking my mother to send me lunch and sending me lunch in the hot sun. I feel sorry for her. Now, for me, the college entrance examination has nothing to do with me except sending blessings to everyone.

23. After the college entrance examination, there is really a sense of loss, that is, suddenly I don't know why, and everything suddenly ended. Maybe I am too sentimental.

24. Only after the college entrance examination did I know that all those messy things were fake. When the college entrance examination is over, the best time is over.

25. The college entrance examination is over, and the student days that I feel I can't go back are over.