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Find someone who wants to hear nonsense.

Happiness is to find someone who is willing to cook for you and talk nonsense with you all your life.

Cui Cui was born.

I am a good cook when I don't know someone. I do all the braise in soy sauce and stew at home. Because I love eating, I also like to think about how to make it better in my spare time.

After marrying him, I gradually found that his craft was better: shredded potatoes were thin and long, and vinegar cabbage was sour and delicious. As soon as I was greedy, he immediately fried Sichuan style pork, stewed two crucian carp, and then made a tomato and egg soup. The two of us sat at the table, eating and drinking slowly in rainy days.

So, I completely made a shopkeeper of cutting hands, and said with alacrity that if I have to do housework every day, my hands will get thicker and my skin will get worse, and I have to buy more expensive cosmetics, which is equivalent to a lot of money. Would you like to?

He is a man who knows how to live. He kept waving. Forget it. I will do it.

I don't like talking very much. Perhaps, more words have become words. Therefore, no matter face to face with familiar or unfamiliar friends, I feel numb at the base of my tongue, speak clumsily, and often sit in a daze quietly like wood.

He likes talking very much. On the first date, he talked all afternoon, from the army to TV dramas and from Beijing to tourism.

My wife asked me how I felt about him.

I smiled and said, nothing.

Fortunately, I'm not bored with him. This is natural, just like an ancient well facing the fresh wind. When the wind blows, it makes a slight wave, which is cool and transparent.

In front of outsiders, I always feel embarrassed and nervous and have nothing to say. He is just the opposite of me. He is good at capturing the emotional changes of others from their smiles, looking for suitable conversation materials in every interface and provoking new topics.

Before meeting him, I often felt lonely and inexplicably sad. In fact, nothing happened. I have enough food and warm clothes, and I earn enough money. My parents are alive and have many relatives. However, at a certain moment, even in the bustling crowd, I feel the loneliness and emptiness that I can't contain. Pick up the phone, don't know who to call, and don't know how to express your feelings, so as not to make people feel surprised and surprised.

Sometimes I want to talk about something casually, without any theme or emotion. It is purely when time and space are intertwined that I am once again attacked by individual loneliness. I want to get some comfort through chatting. Can think of such an idea, no one in the world can fit in with me, but also lonely.

After having him, I often hold him. Well, I suddenly feel very lonely. Please hug me.

He didn't say a word, didn't scold me why I was crazy, and didn't say impatiently, what's wrong with you? He just asked me to hold him and lend me his generous chest.

Let's go out and watch a movie! By the way, I sent you a joke. Please have a look. He starts talking, and then he will chat with me about the latest anecdotes, financial news and plan our next trip. Then turn on the phone to check. Oh, it's only a few hundred dollars from Yinchuan to somewhere. That's great.

I often say something mindless when I wash my face. An editor is very annoying and is too good at playing big cards. I have a manuscript sent, and it is estimated that I will get the manuscript fee soon; A military doctor in Xijing Hospital is very handsome. Do you believe me? When will you go and have a look with me? Wanda has new old yogurt, which tastes good. Oh, I want to lose weight and try to wear cheongsam. No, there seems to be no occasion to wear cheongsam. ...

We seem to have endless words, most of which are nonsense, and we are all talking for no reason. But it seems that many nameless troubles disappear as soon as they are spoken in trivial nonsense.

A friend once asked me, are you disappointed because men don't want to go up? For example, he stayed at home, guarding those dead wages.

I said, no.

As it happens, he asked me the other day, do you think I am worthless? An unsuccessful man? Will you be disappointed in me?

I still answer, no.

He/Kloc-left home at the age of 0/8 and stayed in the army for 20 years, which was almost a lost year. I chose my own job, and I got a monthly salary, as well as pension and medical insurance, all of which were earned by myself.

Every morning when I stay in bed, he washes the baby's milk, changes diapers, dresses, washes his face, combs his hair, and then sends the baby to school. When I got up, he bought me hot soybean milk and bean paste cake and asked me what I wanted for lunch.

I am a person who likes the new and hates the old. What I ate yesterday will not be repeated today. I often say that I want to eat catfish hot pot; I want to eat Chili fried meat; I want to eat stir-fried dishes; I want to drink sparerib soup ...

Every time I say something casually, he will seriously implement it, take care of me for breakfast and then go out to buy food.

I often shout when I enter the door, honey, I bought you a very fresh peach and half a watermelon, which is very sweet.

Sometimes I will be childish, hold him in my arms, and say that I want to find a place to play, buy something, eat something, and even find someone to fall in love with.

He pricked my face with his beard and said with a smile, hey hey, I'm with you.

Sometimes, when I hold him, I think, it's nice to have waited for more than ten years.

I don't need too much money, because I can't bear to buy too expensive things; I just want a person's company, down-to-earth love. I just want someone in this world who can talk nonsense with me anytime and anywhere, so that I am no longer lonely.

In my opinion, you are a successful man and a good father. No matter how much money you earn, your woman will feel lonely and lonely, and your child's impression of his father will be empty and powerless. You are not a good father and a good man! I don't care about money, I only care about you!

I smiled and said to him.

Although Xiong Haizi can be naughty sometimes, such as pouring soapy water blowing bubbles on his head, he will get angry and suddenly shout! His voice is as loud as Hong Zhong's, and his loud voice is deafening. My children and I will be scared for a while.

Although I often quarrel with him about irrelevant things, such as whether Shu Chang has plastic surgery, whether she is beautiful or not, and so on.

I often hate him so much that I will stare at him severely and even ignore him.

But I've always wanted to be with him.

Walking in the mall, he suddenly remembered, hey, today is mom's birthday. What should I buy?

When I get home at night, I will pick up the phone and dial, so that my mother can talk to her children.

If something happens at home, I will remember it better than I do!

When he said mom, it was my mom!

I will often scold him impatiently. Mom's birthday is still early. I hate it. Please show me this skirt quickly.

The kitchen where he cooks seems to be full of oil stains hundreds of miles away; I usually secretly wash his dishes and chopsticks.

I often correct the idioms he remembers wrong without mercy.

When he talks like a fat mother, I will give him a dirty look.

However, why do I still feel practical, stable and happy?

It turns out that happiness is to find a man who likes cooking and talk nonsense with me all his life!

Father's Day is coming, and I want to give this document to my dearest person:)

Brief introduction of wechat official account

Cui Cuisheng: A newspaper columnist, now living in Yinchuan. Love to eat, love to drink, love to boast, lazy to get rich.