Play jokes on April Fool's Day.

April Fool's Day, also known as April Fool's Day, is a popular folk festival in the West. Pranks and tricks are exhausted every day, so be careful when joking on April Fool's Day. Share the April Fool's joke book with you.

April Fool's Joke 1 1, you let my sister have April Fool's Day and my sister let you go to Tomb-Sweeping Day.

2. With a little praise, I ran away like a fart. If you give a little praise, you will not find a satisfactory north. If you are called stupid by your friends on April Fool's Day, you will laugh stupidly: What a wonderful world! Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day. No matter how I lie, God will forgive me. Hehe, happy April Fool's Day to you.

4. Turn on the TV, watch channel 4 1 and play super funny TV programs. Laughing makes my stomach ache! Is it open? Are you at a loss? Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

5, don't tell you, today I will treat you to a pack of Oreos; I won't tell you that I licked all the cream; I won't tell you, I switched to toothpaste. Ha, April Fool's Day, just kidding!

6. If life is like the first time, you can treat me as a pure white year, and I will watch the flowing water with you.

7. Work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and boring in my spare time. Fortunately, I can send you a short message, hehe! Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Your holiday will finally come tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. On April Fool's Day, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool, a fool is a fool and a fool is a fool. Are you happy? Happy April Fool's Day!

10, I am not superstitious, but I firmly believe that April Fool's Day is not suitable for everything. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, is the sound true? Family affairs, state affairs and everything in the world must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming. I wish you success and don't be fooled.

1 1, I invite you to dinner! Is your mind full of moving exclamation points or confused question marks? Don't worry, although today is April Fool's Day, I will never lie to you. Please leave me alone, believe it or not.

12, today's April Fool's Day, I was given an order from a fool. I was in a good mood and barked like a puppy. Laugh at the sky three times, and good luck will continue; I advise you to implement it quickly and travel quickly. Ask why, fools don't obey orders, fools don't listen to orders.

13, I am in a good mood. If you think everything over, you'd better be a fool. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, Jiehuazhai never came back. One day, a man who looks like Bajie came from a distance. Wukong said it might be a demon, and Tang Priest said, Try sending a text message, or you will quit!

15, staring at a beautiful woman in the street for less than 5 seconds, quickly pointing out the fly in the ointment of that beautiful woman compared with me.

16, I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips and black eyes. Your singing is great, and the lyrics are always in the same tune-hum. You are my pet pig!

17, I'm not afraid that someone will confess to you on April Fool's Day, and I'm afraid that you will agree.

18 Dear, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Yesterday, I dreamed that you were wearing a hat and wearing hemp fibers, driving a boat and fishing alone. I woke up in the morning, and I didn't know what to say. I thought it would be your holiday. Happy April Fool's Day to the happy fisherman!

20. Today is April Fool's Day. I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

2 1, you have an angelic appearance, a devil-like figure, and even a perfect fart posture. Can you control the rhythm in public? Happy April Fool's Day.

22. Maybe your love is a lie to me. Sorry, happy April Fool's Day.

23, the cutest shape, the most lively behavior, the most cheerful April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

24, enliven the opening up today, put the rules aside. A gentleman can go to the beam, and a villain can go out of the wall. My heart lit up and I was in the room. Realize all your dreams, and friends will lie to you without consulting. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. Life is short, but it creates the eternity of love. Beautiful girl, please don't be narcissistic, open your heart and accept my roses.

26. April Fool's Day is here, beware of being cheated!

27, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, thunderous, stupid and invincible. March has come, and your fool index has soared, which is close to the limit. April fool's day, you are stupid, you are happy!

28. Brother Yu, on this great day when all China people can be stupid, I wish you never to change your mind and be happy, full of stupidity, happiness and stupidity. Oh, digress, happy April Fool's Day!

29. You were born with a spiral head, your face is black and your fingers are missing, two leaves cover your face, the rivers and lakes fly over the eaves, the chickens fly and the dogs bark, and the beauty is dumbfounded. I think I am the leader of the Beggars' Sect, but I actually live in a mental hospital. If you don't accept this statement, see you on April Fool's Day!

30. Whose truth will be regarded as a joke on April Fool's Day?

3 1, the princess doesn't need love, but she needs Xu. I don't want permission, I just want you.

32. It's almost April Fool's Day, and I'm going to teach you April Fool's Day exercises. Shout at the sky with your neck bent, and jump with your feet together; Smile and raise your hands in front of you; Hug everyone and bravely give your name: whoever dares to fight will resolutely sue you.

Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Uncle, lend me the donkey. Happy April Fool's Day.

I really want to leave this world with you and live in a secluded place with beautiful scenery. Just you and me, there is a piece of green grass in front of us. Lie on the grass when you are free and watch you eat grass gently!

35. The weather is getting worse and worse, and I'm worried about you. Cover it at night, be careful that your feet are frozen; Eating bones will supplement calcium; Don't scold me, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

36. I don't think we are really fit to be friends. You'd better switch to be my wife!

37. People floating in rivers and lakes, who can not get a knife. Please be careful. On this day, don't read text messages at will. I'm not talking nonsense and you're not stupid, so don't look, look, look. If you say you are stupid, you are happy.

38. Today, the earth will revolve around you, people will look around you, everyone will call you, and the story of Hollywood will be staged. The unexpected result is that you will be cheated. Today is April Fool's Day. I'm worried about you. Don't go out today!

When I heard that you were trafficked, I was really scared. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it! Happy April Fool's Day!

I want to call you on this special day, but I'm afraid you will misunderstand me. I really want to blow you a kiss, but I'm afraid you won't believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a message to say hello. Have you been fooled today?

4 1, I have a poem that many people in the world know. When a fool reads this poem, knowing means knowing, and not knowing means not knowing. I knew you were a fool. A fool must have been reading this poem when he heard the squeak of his mobile phone. Happy April Fool's Day.

42. You have opened the damaged message. Deleting address book. All information will be lost. Please wait,,,

43. Send you a piece of luck. April Fool's Day will be very lucky.

44, April Fool's Day, please always be vigilant; April fool's day, please be careful of all unknown events; On April Fool's Day, remember to use your clever brain to distinguish. Otherwise, I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

45. I was waiting for April Fool's Day, and you lied to me with your truth.

46, I wish a fool Yue Longmen, there are fools every year!

47. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, no matter whether you want to be fooled or fooled today! Only once a year, no matter the whole or the whole is an ordinary day in happy event!

48. I will follow you wherever you fly; No matter where you run, I will chase you. Then I'll kill you ―― dead fly.

49. Last night, I had a dream that you fell into a stinking pit. After climbing up, you actually said: I was so happy at last, even the pit was delicious.

On the first night of moving to a new home, a man broke in in the dark, and I couldn't resist. He stole all my things. Damn grave robbers didn't cover the coffin when they left

April Fool's joke 2 1, I love you all my life, it's true, please believe me! You are my baby, I can't live without you! Only I know your heart best, and your eyes are the gentlest! Please look at the third word of each sentence. Happy April Fool's Day!

2, April Fool's Day, the stupidest blessing to the stupidest you: I wish you innocence, kindness and ignorance; Great wisdom is stupid, and great stupidity is especially stupid; Stupid, super stupid; Stupid, stupid; Stupid style, stupid level!

3, the quality of the blessing is high or not, the key depends on the reading effect: spend a few seconds reading carefully, articulate, correct eyes, not crooked mouth, IQ is not zero. April fool's day, the best effect! Honey, it worked well!

4. A pair of eyes have golden eyes and their cheeks are painted red. Two packs of salt in his hand and a pack of cigarettes in his mouth. When the police saw that martial law was going to be imposed, the hospital took you for a physical examination. People say that your brain is smoking, and you say that you perform on holidays! Happy April Fool's Day!

Today is April Fool's Day, and we decided to choose typical key training, so that some people can be "stupid" first, so that they can't stand being stupid, and finally entertain others and themselves. Register after receiving the SMS. Happy April Fool's Day!

6, career will not seek "stupid", love has never been "stupid", and often takes advantage of "stupid" Weng, financial resources are rolling year after year, and good luck is "stupid" every day. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

7, the work is relaxed and not tired, the income soars, the lovers line up, and they are full of energy every day. Happiness goes hand in hand, and all troubles are invalid. Why is life so beautiful? Daydreaming, don't waste it! Happy April Fool's Day!

8, it is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

9. Your mind is at peace with the world, your life is carefree, your appetite is always like a bag that can't be held, your sleeping posture is sweet and innocent, your life is more leisurely than that of a fairy, and it's not bad to be a pig!

10. Quick identification method of stupid short messages: the receiver is stupid every year, the respondent is stupid every month, the forwarder is stupid every day, the storer is stupid all the time, and the deletion is not stupid. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1, be very careful today, be careful when you walk or talk, please be careful when you ask your friends, distinguish between true and false promises, and be careful in everything to avoid being happy. April Fool's Day is coming, you must not be careless!

12, today is April Fool's Day, be careful not to be cheated by others! It is said that fool's disease is popular recently. The symptom is that I have been reading text messages on my mobile phone, and my grin is the most serious. Be careful!

13. The donkey told the fish that the fish was stupid. Fish says donkeys are more stupid. Donkey says fish is more stupid. The donkey said that fish is stupid. The fish said the donkey was stupid. The donkey said that fish is stupid. Do you know whether the donkey is more stupid or the fish is more stupid? Don't you know? That's good. Happy April Fool's Day!

14, water is called bucket; Those who pour water and drink water are called cups; Those who eat and drink soup are called spoons; Cutting meat and vegetables is called a knife; Those who giggle at text messages are called nerds. Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

15, pink flowers and bones, white bear shirt, skipping steps, sweet smile. The cutest shape, the liveliest behavior, and the happiest April Fool's Day! Friends, happy holidays!

16, April Fool's Day is coming again, and chickens fly and dogs jump; Friends fool around, colleagues love to be funny; Be careful when going to the toilet and bring paper towels; There is an invitation on the phone, think about you coming again; If a beautiful woman confesses, caution is a trap; Come back early from work, don't get caught!

17, it's really too expensive to go out for consumption. If you want welfare, prepare it yourself; Buy some meat, and the price of meat will fly; Buy some vegetables and double the price; The wallet is too flat, so you can only have a bowl of instant noodles; The ticket price has also increased, so we have to draw cakes to satisfy our hunger!

18, if all the pies falling from the sky unfortunately hit you today; If all the shit on the road today is unfortunately trampled by you; Then, let all the good luck this year revolve around you! Happy April Fool's Day!

19. Fishermen take fishing boats in the rain and catch thousands of fish. A basket full of happiness, a string of wealth success, and endless fishing for health and good luck. I wish you a relaxed and happy day. Happy April Fool's Day to the luckiest fisherman!

20. Look at the earthquake news. It is a powerful source this afternoon. 7-8 earthquake, don't covet outdoor activities. Be careful of the earthquake, you will die. Take the whole family to bask in the sun, safety first, silly. Happy April Fool's Day!

2 1, you are handsome and generous, you talk gracefully, you are the leader of the crowd, you are the heartthrob of the crowd, today is April Fool's Day, no matter how you lie, God will forgive me, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

22. Information bomb: This message must be read. If you don't read it, you are a fool. If you are not angry, you are a fool. If you are angry, you are finished. Send a bomb on April fool's day, and all your irritability will be gone. Happy April Fool's Day to fools!

23. You borrowed a dress from Baiyun, borrowed wings from a bird, flew up to me and told me that a bird man is like this! Happy April Fool's Day!

24, send a blessing table "stupid" heart, I hope you will always be "stupid" fast! The receiver is "stupid" every year, and the respondent is "stupid" every month!

25, a good flower season is in full bloom, good words come every day, good things are in front of us, good luck is often picked, good intentions are not bad, good dreams are planted at night, good information is arranged, and good intentions are broad in boundless love. If everything is thought over, you'd better be a fool and wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

26. Work is getting busier and busier, I am too tired to get out of bed, and the pressure is getting bigger and bigger, which makes my life complete and boring in my spare time. Fortunately, I can send you a short message, hehe! Happy April Fool's Day!

27. Gong Yu moved mountains, which is a matter of the ancients; Even the smartest person is stupid, which is superior; "Yugong" is called Longmen, which is for the wise; The "silly" water interest is someone else's; Happy fool, this is for you. Today is your holiday April Fool's Day. Be sure to be "stupid" quickly!

28. Stupidity is a kind of cultivation, knowing how to help others is an idea, integrity is a realm, being outspoken is a kind of mind, and being kind to others is a blessing.

29. April Fool's Day: Some people spend money, some suffer losses, some are cheated, some are ignorant, some cry, some explode, and some are unlucky. Only you disagree, because all this, you have already experienced!

30. Today is April Fool's Day, so you should be careful. Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, call you an idiot, you know how to read, call you an idiot, you know how to get angry, call you an idiot, you know how to reply to text messages, call you a log, and you know how to read your mobile phone! Happy April Fool's Day!

32. I've always wanted to find a festival to celebrate for you, but there is no suitable festival for you. You are over age on June 1 day, and March 8 has passed. It's okay now. Your holiday is finally coming tomorrow. Happy April Fool's Day!

33. April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day. Forget all troubles and worries, and keep happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you.

34. Happiness needs simple sowing, life needs warm watering, and feelings need short message communication. To spend a dime, I wish you a "fool" every year!

35. My name is incredible, also called teasing you. My nickname is silly, and you are not comfortable with foreign names. There is no other purpose in texting today, just to see if your mobile phone is turned on, and by the way, tell you: Happy April Fool's Day!

Dear friends, people are often cheated on April Fool's Day. I am ashamed to give you a book of wisdom. See you on page 250. 250, did you see it? Haha, I still have to watch it after I know April Fool's Day. I have never seen this world before.

37, the depth of the fish, water knows; The freedom of birds, God knows; The happiness of insects is naturally known; Your happiness, I know: you must be dull and smirking silently. Your holiday is coming. Happy April Fool's Day!

38. The quality of short messages depends on the curative effect. Stare at this message for 20 seconds. Look: Is your speech clear, your mind is not lacking, your nerves are normal, and your IQ is not zero? That's right. Haha, look at the effect more. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

There is a festival called April Fool's Day. There is a kind of blessing called a fool's blessing, a kind of promise called a fool's lie, a kind of happiness called cheated happiness and a kind of happiness called cheated happiness. Happy April Fool's Day and Happy Holidays!

40, to have a level in mind, a diploma in the bag, to be able to go up and down, to be incompetent, to fill the vault, with a bottle in your left hand, a medicine bottle in your right hand, a vinegar bottle at home and a vase outside!

April Fool's joke 3 1, a blind man and a lame man ride a bicycle in partnership, the blind man pedals the bicycle, and the lame man watches the road. Walking, the lame man saw a ditch ahead and said, ditch, ditch, ditch. The blind man immediately responded: Oh, yes, yes, yes, and then fell into the ditch.

2, the face is not thick, the ability is not enough; Beauty is not exposed, and the pervert is not tempted; Men are not bad, women don't love them; No gifts, no human feelings; If you don't worship money, you won't get rich soon.

3. Child: Teacher, our family all likes small animals. Teacher: Tell me about it. Child: Mom likes puppies, and I like kittens. Teacher: What about Dad? Child: Mom says Dad likes foxes.

The defendant promised that if you could only put me in prison for half a year, I would get 5000 yuan. Later, the defendant got his wish, and the lawyer said while collecting money, this is really tricky. The judge had hoped to be acquitted.

After George went to prison, his relatives and friends visited him from the future. The warden sympathized with him: Don't you have any friends or family to visit you? George replied helplessly, yes, but they are all in prison!

M: I'm sorry that I lied to you, saying that the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, that I love you forever and that I miss you. Woman: That's all right. When I say holding your hand, I mean from the heart to the ancient times. Actually, I had plastic surgery. When I met you, I was close to ancient times!

7. The reporter asked the survivors of Chengdu No.9 bus: Is there a hammer on the bus? Survivor: There is a hammer! Reporter: Why not hit the window with a hammer? Survivor: Maud, there is a hammer! A hammer! Reporter: Do you have a hammer? .

8. The bedroom is on the sixth floor. I climbed up and found that I didn't have my key. I'll go downstairs and let my aunt get it. Then I climbed up to open the door, went down to return the key and climbed up again. I found the door closed and a classmate next door passed by. "Look, your door is open. Let me close it for you."

9. I got paid today and called my husband: "Honey, what do you want to eat? I'll buy it for you after work. " The husband said, "Oh, great, I want to eat roast duck!" " ""well, within 5 yuan, just pick! "Husband:" Then give me ten 5-yuan roast ducks. "

10, where the sun shines, there is my silent blessing. When the moonlight shines on the earth, I pray silently. At the moment when the meteor passed by, I made a wish: I wish you stay away from the swine flu virus while reading the text message.

1 1, the supermarket was crowded with people, and suddenly the broadcast sounded: "Which parent lost a 4-year-old boy wearing a yellow plaid shirt and blue jeans, please go to the service desk to claim it immediately." I saw a tired woman next to her immediately said to the man next to her, "Go and buy some food, and someone will look after the children for us."

12. One day, my son played in a child's house for a long time. The son said to the child, "I want to drink water." The child said, "You have saliva in your mouth. Do you still want a drink of water? "

13, someone had a dog, and he got bored and abandoned it. However, the dog knows the way home, and it is fruitless to abandon it several times. One day, a man abandoned the dog after driving around many corners, called his family late at night and asked: Who owns the dog? A: I'm back! The man growled, put it on the phone, I'm lost!

14, the man doesn't look at the bill to pay, he is chasing this woman; When he began to pay attention to the items on the bill, he had caught up with the woman; When he looked at the bill and complained that it was too expensive, his relationship with this woman was very stable.

15, I can't help stealing vegetables online every day. Dinosaurs and frogs are in love, and they are tired of aesthetics. Goodbye. Online games kill some ghosts, and the privacy of scarves basks in the sun. It's strange that stars don't show up, which makes fans BT. If you don't reply to my text messages, I won't shoot you!

16, Teacher: I have been your teacher for one year. I wonder if my classmates are still satisfied with me? Student: You are our most popular teacher. We really want to hang your portrait and burn it when we have time.

17, a friend who likes to show off called me: "You know, I am in Bali now." I said, "Oh, I'm only five miles from you." "What? Have you also gone abroad? " "I am in Sanlitun."

18, a young man had a car accident, and the nurse said to him, "Touch your leg, do you still feel it?" The young man touched his leg: "Alas! Still very emotional! " The nurse shouted, "Touch your leg!"

19, q: Three guys, potato chips, iced tea and chewing gum, are arguing, please judge by the tortoise. Who does the tortoise agree with? A: I agree with iced black tea because it is unified! Have you ever heard of unified potato chips or unified chewing gum?

20. An escaped prisoner was arrested. The policeman asked: Why did you escape from prison? Answer: Because the food tastes terrible. Ask again: Then what tool did you use to pry open the iron gate of the prison? A: Fried dough sticks in the morning.

2 1. The oriole sang in Liu Cui and saw a weasel foraging. Angry way: you are a thief who steals chickens and dogs all day, bringing shame on Lao Huang's family! The voice did not fall, and the oriole was killed. The weasel sighed. Now you don't know how to eliminate pornography!

22. A clerk asked for leave and said that he would go to see a doctor. When the boss went out, he happened to meet the clerk with his girlfriend and asked, didn't you say to see a doctor? The clerk replied: boss, my girlfriend is a doctor!

23, just came out to eat noodles, the waiter cleaned up the dishes, and there was a big pile in his hand! I accidentally fell into pieces! When the proprietress saw it, she thought the waiter was going to be scolded. As a result, she said: nothing, it blossomed, and I earned a lot this year.

24. My wife plays mahjong and goes home in the early morning. In order not to disturb her husband, she stripped off her clothes in the living room before entering the bedroom. Just when her husband woke up, he was furious: it's too much! You lost everything?

25. If there were no stars in the sky, I would hold your hand in the dark; If the end of the world comes, even if there is no escape, I will let you snuggle up next to me-you are so kind, flashlight!

I remember the first time I had sex with my girlfriend. It happened that she was menstruating. At that time, I was happy to think that it was her first man. Who knows that while wiping blood, she calmly said: Every time I come to menstruation with a man, I will come to menstruation! Shit! What do you mean?

27. I confessed to the goddess on April Fool's Day. She told me shyly that she was afraid of being cheated on April Fool's Day, so let's talk about it tomorrow. I told her again early this morning, and she even said that April Fool's Day had arrived, so stop joking.

28. The child came to his mother in tears, and her mother asked, What's the matter, baby? Child: Dad accidentally hit his finger with a hammer. Mom: Then why are you crying? Child: Because I just laughed.

29. Once I went to KTV with my friends, a man was singing. I just came out of WC after singing and happened to sit next to the man who just finished singing. She threw it next to my PP, and then I put a P, which was super loud. Ha ha ha ha! Then everyone looked at me. At that time, there was no song. I was so beautiful!

No one can take your place in my heart. No one can make me unforgettable like you. No one can be as charming and capable as you. I want to say that I love you very much, RMB!