Talk about the humor of double eleven shopping.

1. I heard that some people have no plans to go to work or school at all? It's okay. Me too. After all, it will be robbed in the early morning of the eleventh. For the rest of your life, you will continue to study and struggle.

Be careful when you pass the lawn, don't dirty the soil I want to eat this month.

3. Is there anyone you want to see but can't see in Double Eleven? Uncle express!

4. Double Eleven rational shopping, don't pick your hands.

5. I just want to remind everyone that it's only 1 1 hour from now, and it's too late to report the loss of the credit card!

6. My lover is a hero in the world, and I know that one day he will appear in an eye-catching occasion, wearing golden clothes and stepping on seven-color auspicious clouds to empty my shopping cart.

7. If you don't buy something, you won't have money. If you buy something, you won't have money, which means you don't need money! Why don't you buy it if you don't want money!

8. Tomorrow is Singles' Day and shopping carnival, but you have neither a date nor money.

9. Everything on the Double Eleven is so cheap that it ignites the desire to shop. I thought about it all noon, but I couldn't figure out what I missed. Finally figured it out, lack of money.

10. Tonight at 0: 00, let's be a beautiful woman together, and nothing will happen.

1 1. Both hands were cut off, so pay with knees.

12. I haven't had time to watch Taobao Tmall. I feel that I haven't reviewed for tomorrow's exam.

13. Whether in prosperity or adversity, wealth or poverty, health or illness, happiness or sadness, go shopping on Taobao Double Eleven!

14. I said Happy Singles Day, but I envied the happiness of two people in my heart.

15. My shopping cart can't be pushed.

16. My shopping cart is overloaded!

17. The shopping cart has been upgraded to a big truck!

18. Sailing in the sea depends on the helmsman, and sailing in the net depends on the chopper. Friend on the other side of the phone, is your hand okay?

19. Please return the Double Eleven to single dog.

20. Have you tried the shopping festival? Or do you want to celebrate Singles Day?

2 1. Singles Day belongs to our single family, please make way for couples.

22. How nice a person is, free and carefree.

23. The first order of double 1 1 is started today. Let's look forward to a good omen and the outbreak of personal products, haha.

24. Why am I single last year and still single this year? Buy one and get one free when you are single?

25. Swear to God that you will chop your hands before you buy something!

26. Boys who eat soil 1 1 chop hands and feet, physically disabled and determined, moved the world.

27. If you are single, I don't feel single.

28. Find friends, find boyfriends, salute and shake hands, and then leave after Singles Day.

29. Tired as a dog, Shuang 1 1 defeated Chop.

30. Double Eleven is our favorite and most hated festival.

3 1. There are too many unhappy things in life, and shopping can easily resolve our unhappiness.

32. What the Double Eleven emptied was not my shopping cart, but my Alipay.

33. My eyes seem to be nearsighted, and I can't see the money when I open my wallet!

34. Shuang 1 1 abuse dogs and chop hands.

35. Sometimes you are so poor that you doubt your life. You are wrong. In fact, life doubts you.

36. After the double 1 1, the beggar shook his bowl at me, and I thought he was showing off his wealth to me.

37. The only shopping cart of Double Eleven is finished, so it's time to pay.

38. I am not afraid to celebrate Singles Day by myself, but I am afraid that you will celebrate Valentine's Day.

39. From today on, don't call me for activities beyond my ability to pay.

40. I feel that I don't lack anything when I am busy. Only when you are extremely bored will you feel that you have nothing.

4 1. Double 1 1, others are busy chopping hands, and my husband and I are busy making money. The two of us quarreled for a while, and it was finally over. We're going to cry.

42. Never take the Double Eleven seriously again.

43. Double 1 1 can't submit a refund application on the same day, so think twice before cutting hands.

44. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

45. It doesn't matter if I can't celebrate Singles Day, as long as the person I like celebrates Singles Day.