Talk about Monday's humor

Monday humor said that everyone ushered in a new job on Monday, and many people would say some humorous words before starting work, so as to better meet the new job. Talk about humor on Monday. Let me answer this question for you. I hope everyone can understand it together!

Monday's humor is 1 1. Good Monday morning, with refreshing greetings and warm wishes. Good morning, a good start. I wish you energetic, energetic, happy and all the best today!

2. Morning light is the theme of my greeting. May you be happy and colorful today. The rising sun is the carrier of my wish. May your task be promoted step by step! Good Monday morning!

3. On Monday, I wish everyone a happy mood! Getting up is the pain of breathing. It struggles in every cell of me. It hurts to be woken up, it hurts when the alarm clock rings, and it even hurts when the alarm clock rings. Monday morning, I really don't want to get up.

4. Caring is a memory that will never be forgotten; Greeting is a kind of scenery, always beautiful and fresh; My greeting is a kind of sunshine, which makes your spring warm! Wish you a happy Monday!

5, the water is continuous, the mountains are continuous, and the scenery in summer is better than before; The clouds are light and the wind is light, butterflies dance and make a wish in their hearts; The heart is refreshing, the dream is sweet, and a smile is often accompanied by a happy day; Happy Monday.

6. Snails hit the road on Monday, and it's a long way to go in Xiu Yuan. Don't think that I am slow and leisurely. I am leading the new fashion of low carbon and environmental protection. I don't want to be quick, but I don't want to refuel for fear of consuming energy. My motto: Nature is the best!

7. When you arrive in the morning, look in the mirror and smile, all your troubles will run away, all your depression and troubles will disappear, and you will naturally be happy. Greetings to report for duty, say goodbye to you early, and wish you a happy day. Good Monday morning!

8, bitter is not bitter, flying for wages; Tired or not, my heart is broken for work; Bored, a lot of tasks can't be done; All right, wait till we get the money. Have a happy Monday.

9. People are confused and keep themselves; Work hard and play moderately; Don't play tricks on your friends; Handle affairs, not impatient, not angry; Pay attention to life and live within your means; Happiness lies in contentment and happiness lies in life! Have a nice day at work on Monday!

10, hot in summer, not working days; I hate sleeping in bed every Monday. Cicadas are annoying and heat waves are tiring. Send you an appetizer, happiness must depend on you. Go on the road with a smile and run with good luck, and success will come soon. Health is very important. May your spirit be better.

1 1. Life is concerned with friends, calm with career, proud of achievements, happy with love and being loved, struggling with hope, and happy with health. I wish you all the best and happiness every day! Happy Monday!

Talk humorously about 2 1 on Monday, and the weekend passes quietly, and there is always too little time to play. I got drunk at the party last night. I reported to the company on time today, so I should relax and have fun at the weekend. On Monday, my work enthusiasm is high!

2, the water is continuous, the mountains are continuous, and the scenery in summer is better than before; The clouds are light and the wind is light, butterflies dance and make a wish in their hearts; The heart is refreshing, the dream is sweet, and a smile is often accompanied by a happy day; Happy Monday.

3. Turn over a page of the calendar easily, and a new week is coming again. I am sincere and wish you a happy new week with beautiful and happy wishes!

4, happy Monday, lucky Tuesday, relaxed Wednesday, warm Thursday, happy Friday, idle looking for Saturday, chic is Sunday; Have a comfortable week and a happy weekend!

This is a happy and peaceful world. The sun is still shining and the soft wind is still gentle. I hope the beautiful sunshine will stop like this and bring you happiness, excitement and encouragement. Happy Monday!

6. Take a breeze to send you, I hope you feel comfortable; Catch a butterfly and give it to you. May you have happy wings. Send you a short message, wishing you a radiant face every day! Happy new year!

7. A new week is about to begin. Don't be too tired by busy work, face troubles optimistically, and never worry about the pursuit in your heart. Sincere friendship is the most valuable and happy mood is the most expensive!

8. I wish you a smooth opening on Monday, true love on Tuesday, praise on Wednesday, good luck on Thursday, cooking on Saturday, walking the dog on Saturday and having fun on Sunday. I wish you a happy week and a good mood every day!

9. At the beginning of a new week, I wish you good luck, rich life, colorful life, prosperous business, great satisfaction and good weather.

10, working, relaxed and nervous; Things are calm and in a hurry; Feeling depressed and comfortable; On Monday, I am busy when I have the opportunity. I wish you many opportunities and a stronger career in the new week!

1 1, sunny, in a good mood, a new week has come; It's good to have a good job and a happy life; Send a message to a friend, everything is fine in the new week; I wish you happiness! You did a good job.

12. Catch a butterfly and give it to you. May you have happy wings and send you in the breeze. I hope you feel better and send you a text message. May you shine every day! I wish you a new start on Monday!

13, the happiness of the weekend still reverberates in my ears, and the journey on Monday lingers in front of me. On Monday, the road is long, and it's Xiu Yuan. I will give spiritual encouragement to the "first line"-the first line of work!

The humor of Monday is 3 1, and the source of Monday's pain is getting up in the morning.

2. Another day! Today is 20 15 1 1.2, Monday, September 21st, the second year of the lunar calendar. Today, the sun is shining, the north wind is cold, and the sun is warm in autumn. Today, it is stable and safe, safe!

If you love, life is lovely everywhere. If you hate it, life is hateful everywhere. Good morning, Monday

I stayed with my brother all afternoon yesterday, and then took me to the top floor to see the scenery. Love every Monday, do it every Monday, and write down what you don't want to miss.

5. Day after day. Today is 20 15 1 1.2, Monday, September 21st of the lunar calendar. There is still 1260 1 day before 2050.

On Monday morning, there is fruit and sunshine, and a serious class is the beginning of a beautiful week.

7. On Monday, I was very tired after drifting for a long time. Sometimes, in order to set sail again, I would choose to stop at the port.

Monday is destined to be a busy day. Fortunately, today's sunshine is warm and comfortable.

9. Every time I look at loans from small businesses, I feel like dying 10,000 times. When can I stay away from you? I am tortured in the early morning, and this week is doomed to have no good start.

10, every Monday has an inexplicable sadness.

1 1, Monday, I came back to work and was busy for two days at the weekend. Returning to Nanning is like returning from one world to another. I can't calm down and work hard now, and I want to talk to someone.

12, I feel scared when I go to work every Sunday. I feel restless during the day and impatient at night, and then I naturally find it difficult to sleep, and then I welcome the next black Monday. How to break it?

Every Monday morning is lonely. . Faced with endless work, we have little choice. What else can I do except work hard? I hope I can get real peace and happiness after work!

14, today165438+1Monday, October 2nd. Urban traffic roads are in good condition and there is no congestion. The traffic police reminded that the temperature in the morning was low and the wind was cold. Please slow down and pay attention to safety.