Ask for some sentences that satirize online dating!

1, you are the greatest honor in my life. Chatting with you online is a pleasure. You are the only one for me!

When I walked into the network, my heart beat faster. I was very excited when I saw your appearance. When I got out of the internet, I felt depressed. I can't live without you!

3, we met through telephone lines, accompanied by modernity, fell in love through computers, and stayed together through online dating. This is a lifetime!

There is a wonderful feeling, a tacit understanding, a longing, and a fate called online love. Your appearance made me believe in fate.

The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you until we are too old to go anywhere. You still treat me as a treasure in your hand, and we can chat on QQ!

6. I miss you very much. My clothes have no styles. I'm not welcome anywhere. My heart has secretly stopped beating. I have atypical pneumonia. I screamed at the sky: it's all the fault of the internet.

7. My screen name is Cowherd and yours is Weaver Girl. Every night, one of us is on this side of the phone line and the other is on the other side of the phone line, but I want to say that this is much better than the Milky Way!