Journey to the west funny jokes

The Tang Priest wanted to do that to a leprechaun. The leprechaun said, "No, sir, I have my period. Let's take a rain check. "

Tang Priest: "Ha ha ha ... I'm here to learn from the scriptures".

Amitabha, monk, don't talk nonsense. Patriarch, you are indeed the most beautiful and sexy woman I have ever seen since I traveled east. Look at your hair, hands, skin and feelings. ...

One day, Tang Priest got up in the morning and found Wukong kneeling in front of the bed.

A snot and a tear: Master, don't say spells next time you talk in your sleep, okay?

Tang Priest and his disciples passed by the lion camel bell, and the lion essence caught Tang Priest. Wukong went through all kinds of hardships and finally defeated the lion essence.

Just as he was about to be killed, Manjusri Bodhisattva suddenly came and said that the lion essence was his mount, so he left with the lion essence.

Wukong cursed, and Bajie advised, Forget it, big brother, he is the driver of the leader.

Tang Priest hasn't seen Bajie for a long time. "Wukong, go and see how Bajie is doing recently?"

Wukong did a somersault and came to Jingtan House. "Eight quit, what's the matter? You haven't visited master for so long? "

"the Monkey King, you are a pig! Can't you see there is a large crowd at my door? How dare you go out in the pork market now! "

Wukong:

How have you been recently! I miss you very much for my teacher, but you are always in labor, and I can't leave for a while. Jiro said that your brother Bajie's territory is getting bigger and bigger. I wonder if you have found some lovely sisters. Hey, if I can get away with it, the master will play games.

Your brother's name has come to mind. The child was born with the appearance of peach blossoms. Sister Guanyin said that this is the afterlife of a demon who harms women on earth. Think about it and give it a proper name! So I borrowed your words.

Children are smart and beautiful, just like children in cartoons. What are their names again? By the way, what is Xiao Xin's name? I don't know if you have seen it. It's simply based on my children!

Tell me more about the baby in your teacher's mother's belly. According to the new function prediction of clairvoyance, it is said to be a girl. I'm relieved, but damn it (the master was forced to swear), the second part of this small new movie has come out. Isn't there an idiot sister in there? Shit. This is not a problem for me!

It's really hard to raise children. If I had known this, we wouldn't have killed too many people. How sad the monster's mother should be!

Well, let's not talk about sad things.

Now heaven is also equipped with broadband. It will be more convenient for us to connect. I watched a movie on the Internet the other day, and the Jade Emperor deliberately put a name "Don't talk to strangers". Your teacher and mother watched it together. Shit. This is my life. No wonder the Jade Emperor wore this. It turns out that he and I are both victims of domestic violence. Your teacher's mother saw it and said nothing. I just said something that makes me depressed so far. Don't fuck strangers. Does she know about our prostitution? The four of us and * * * are friends in adversity. Who would betray me? Has Bajie not given up on your teacher's mother?

Before I became a Buddha, beautiful women surrounded me. Now that I have become a Buddha, the wedding day has become hateful. You shouldn't have listened to the Buddhist group in the first place. Alas, I was also a temporary lust for the beauty of the long goose, but I really got that sentence, and it was a disaster. It seems that this beauty is a femme fatale. I just want to know the family background of your teacher's mother.

Listen to the teacher: Never marry a beautiful woman.

I'll come to play with you when your teacher's mother is in confinement. I really can't leave now.

That's right. I forgot one thing. Erlang's dog is coming. Didn't you always want one? Send him an email as soon as possible.

Ok, master is going to wash diapers.

Friar Sand's favorite words

1. Big Brother ~ Master has been taken away by the devil.

2. The second brother ~ the master was taken away by the monster.

3. Big Brother ~ Second Brother was taken away by the monster.

4. Big Brother ~ Master and Second Brother have been taken away by monsters.

Don't worry, master, the master elder brother will come to save us.

5. Master ~ Big Brother is right.

6. Big Brother ~ Second Brother is right.

7. Second Brother ~ Big Brother is right.