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On the weekend of the epidemic, the family's mood is normal (47 sentences)

On the weekend of the epidemic, I wrote a report on my family's mood (I) 1. As soon as I got off the subway, two girls came to ask me for directions. Nowadays, girls are really thieves, so they need to find a handsome man to ask for directions.

I finally found that two kinds of people are the best liars in the world. First, local tyrants: Alas, I really have no money; The second is Xueba: Oh, I'm really blind on this question!

When a person is bored for the sake of boredom, he will be bored.

There is nothing wrong with staying at home every day.

Busy April has finally passed, and I just want to sleep at home, stay in a daze, watch movies and help flowers and plants during the holiday.

6. Laugh at home and don't take medicine for minor ailments.

7. Staying at home opens a window for life.

8. I don't listen to what's going on in the world, I just read sage books.

9. Meaning is just boring talk, and life is simple and boring. Boredom in boredom, self-deception in boredom.

10. Stay at home and don't want to go out. When the music started, the wine was drunk.

1 1. It's good to be home. I can finally enjoy my life. It's always bad to eat out, nor is it good to eat at home.

12. I stayed at home all day today and went out for a walk in the evening. I still like quiet weekends.

13. Everyone has his own patron saint. If you don't believe in yourself, you will be given your life.

14. I haven't been out for several days, and the cold air at night actually feels cool. The days around the baby seem to have stopped, but the seasons outside the window change and the stars keep moving.

15. after a day at home, I lost a day, as if I was suddenly beaten back to my original shape and returned to the most confused time.

16. Friends always advise you not to stay at home, you won't find someone. That's hilarious. Do you think you can find someone when you go out to play?

17. study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.

18. I like staying at home. I watch TV, do housework and grow flowers every day. I'm so happy.

19. The sky is sunny, the birds are gone, and the air is cold, so we have to stay at home and blow the air conditioner.

Lying at home every day is more tiring than going to work and losing sleep at night.

2 1. On the first day of the holiday, make breakfast and lunch, tidy up the balcony, water the flowers and plants, assemble the newly bought flower stand, then watch the variety show and brush the mobile phone, and plan to run in the future ~ It is also very fulfilling to stay at home all day!

22. Life is boring, but it needs the company of seasons.

23. The mind is extremely empty and the spirit is very boring.

The mood of staying at home during the epidemic weekend (part two) 24. On a night like today, going out to play is the second country, and drinking is the most. Staying at home is the coolest. I hope I am the coolest, but I am the most rustic.

25. It's cold and raining. I haven't been out for days. Clothes are getting wetter and wetter, so you can't go out to buy food. I'm going to eat dirt.

26. On rainy days, enjoy leisure time at home.

27. A pajamas, bearing the whole Spring Festival.

28. Homelovers may be avoiding problems and don't want to face such a failed self.

29. When a person is happy, every flower, tree and puppy he meets is happy.

I haven't been out for several days. Although I know I should go out for a walk, I just don't want to go out for a walk because I don't know where to go or what to do.

3 1. Now you have to limit the number of bowls of rice noodles. It seems that I'd better stay at home quietly and eat instant noodles.

32. A person's state is quite good. He wants to study, sleep when he is tired, and eat whatever he wants. Don't want to contact anyone, just be quiet for a while, go out to play or stay at home.

33. After a day at home, I finally went out to play at night.

34. Every day is like copying. There are no surprises or accidents.

35. Stay at home and be healthy and safe.

36. The takeaway brother is the only man I have seen in my four years in college!

38. Bored shaking is a rude behavior.

39. Life is your own, and safety and health need to be maintained by everyone.

40. Home life, we have something to say, is fun and full of life rituals.

4 1. It's boring. Did you go out to play together? I haven't been out for days. Do you have an appointment with your friends in Beijing?

42. Now I know the fun of staying at home alone.

43. Without this epidemic, I didn't even know I was a cook.

44. I feel very happy to stay at home, lick the cat, lie down and catch up with the drama and sleep. Besides work, what do you think is the best part of life?

45. I really enjoyed my holiday.

46. During my stay at home, the happiest thing is that I have vegetables at home, so I don't have to go out to pick vegetables on the roof every day.

Humorous copywriting of epidemiologists cooking food

Humorous copy of domestic workers cooking food in epidemic situation (I) 1. Please take a 256G stomach and follow me around the world.

2. Life is full of affection.

3. Eat food, enjoy in your mouth, and want to be thin in your heart.

4.20 years old, 80 years old can't eat.

5. Enjoy achievements at high tide and enjoy life at low tide.

6. Regard weight as nothing and food as everything.

7. Pleasing yourself is the king of life.

8. A person's life is very simple. A single cycle, a note, a delicious meal made by oneself ... It's just a habitual process from fear to beginning to enjoy slowly.

9. "Can I see the delicious food in your photo album?"

10. People are not empty when they are full.

1 1. Love can be talked about slowly, and meat must be eaten while it is hot.

12. I don't want to hear or teach, I just want to eat a small cake.

13. That happy little thing is called breakfast.

14. The old flavor of the New Year.

15. Interesting and promising, and worthy of your love.

16. Life is busy, remember to eat meat.

17. Eat and drink day after day

18. frying and cooking are all ways to make it delicious, and so is refueling.

19. If God wants me to be fat, I have to be fat.

Life has many flavors, so please enjoy it late at night.

Humorous Copywriting of Domestic Workers Cooking Food in Epidemic Situation (Ⅱ) 2 1. The kitchen is the last bastion of happiness.

22. Total solar eclipse: Eat all day.

23. Anyone who finds a favorite midnight snack can feel at home in any city.

24. Half a month, my stomach is full.

25. Don't let life exhaust your patience and yearning. You also have poems and distant places, barbecue and fat sheep, hot pot and mala Tang.

26. Why do experts recommend eating seven points full, because three points should be left for dinner?

27. Please take 128 G's stomach and wander around the world with me. Wherever you go, you will be at home.

28. Nothing malicious, unstable status.

29. Eat delicious food in your stomach and keep lovely people in your heart.

30. Eating is a pleasure, and taste is a taste.

3 1. If the taste lasts, the memory will always be there.

32. The mission of hot pot is to give food a new soul, just as you have reshaped me.

33. In the past, sea water was difficult to turn into water, and fish-flavored shredded pork was served with chicken legs.

34. Leave your weight to the food you love, your eyes to the beautiful scenery, your waiting to the sincerity you have been looking for, your joy to the courage to break through obstacles again and again, and your hug to yourself who will never leave.

35. Who said that the instant noodle partner is ham sausage? I think it's the TV.

36. I am a heartless strawberry ice cream.

37. If you are born in, you are born in fat.

38. Let your stomach feel full and your heart feel full.

39. The taste is better because of memories.

40. People who eat food are heroes.

Humorous Copywriting of Housekeepers Cooking Food in Epidemic Situation (3) 4 1. Today, I ate a round pig.

42. Super invincible somersault is delicious.

43. I want to be a happy punk, with food, drink and care.

44. Eat, drink, sleep and live a happy life.

45. Every city has its own midnight food store, and each midnight food store has its own story.

46. Eating well and living with your heart are happier than anything else.

47. I want to share my sweetness with you.

48. Simple as it is, food has its own soul, and there are many flavors in life that cannot be copied.

49. Eat more and not get fat, and be positive.

50. If you want to be fat, you have to be fat.

5 1. Take a bite of sadness.

52. Surrounded by delicious food every day.

53. Happiness is: delicious food is in the pot, friends miss it, don't ask tomorrow.

54. I'm eating carefully

55. Eat, drink and be merry and live forever.

56. Cookies are like chewing on the moon. They are crispy and have pulp inside.

57. Everyone has a bowl of noodles in his heart, and you can guess its taste secretly.

58. Nothing is more painful than someone waiting for you with a hot meal.

59. Oh, let a spirited person go to his favorite place to take risks and enjoy eating and drinking.

60. A midnight snack is presented to you, and all emotions will fade away in the fragrance.

Stay at home at weekends and enjoy life.

I slept for 1 1 half an hour, and I had a cold and a fever. I didn't have a good rest for several days and refused to go out.

After the storm, this is the best time to stay at home and watch a movie.

Study hard, nothing can stop me from studying. I'm closing the door again. I haven't been out for days.

4. I haven't been out for several days, and I feel that the law of life is chaotic again! Cold weather is the most comfortable under the covers.

I haven't been out for several days, and I feel strange when I go out. I haven't spoken for a long time either. I feel dizzy because I talked too much today. When I came home, it happened to be raining and a little cold.

6. I want to surf the Internet at home, but it's boring when surfing the Internet.

7. I just want to go out now, just want to drink milk tea and eat hot pot barbecue.

8. Wechat steps haven't broken 100!

9. I heard that there are people everywhere outside ... Please allow me to stay at home for an afternoon and then pack a goose hotpot!

10. I finally had a holiday and stayed at home after I went home.

1 1. Lying at home every day is more tiring than going to work and losing sleep at night.

12. After a day at home, when can procrastination be defeated?

13. Stay at home and don't go out. Keep reading and reading, I have almost memorized my lines.

14. On a night like today, going out to play is the second country, and drinking is the most. Staying at home is the coolest. I hope I am the coolest, but I am the most rustic.

15. After staying at home all day, I still can't figure it out. I guess my brain is deprived of oxygen, too.

16. I feel very happy when I stay at home, play with cats, lie down and chase dramas, and sleep. Besides work, what do you think is the most exciting part of life?

17. Eat more bitterness when you are young and get used to it when you are old.

18. Will there be a group of mental patients after the epidemic? Bored at home, I found a lot of my own skills.

19. I took a day off and stayed at home for a day! It's really hard to eat popsicles all day without turning on the air conditioner!

20. Keep those boring vows to yourself.

I want to surf the Internet when I am bored, but surfing the Internet is more boring.

22. Squat down and jump higher. It's better to stay at home and start over.

23. I withered. I haven't gone out during the day for several days. I felt afraid of light when I came out, and now I'm going blind.

24. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only suitable for getting paid.

25. Isn't this about me? A few days before the Chinese New Year, I had a perm. As a result, I can't go out at home every day. I don't want to make up or wash my hair.

26. You are bored, I am bored, and we are lovers together.

27. Staying at home and watching two sweet love movies on rainy days really needs time alone.

28. It really doesn't matter at home. You can't go out anyway. It's time to contribute to the country.

I can't compare with the harmony between them.

30. I heard that staying at home is to contribute to society. Have you been out this year? What did you do?

3 1. Without this epidemic, I didn't even know I was a chef.

32. I lost so many days at home for the first time and did nothing.

33. Stay at home and think a lot quietly. Cooking has made a qualitative leap, which is really beautiful.

34. Boring life, boring self, boring mood, boring thinking. Boring days tightly bound a boring me.

35. What would it be like if you stayed at home alone on a hot summer day?

36. I can't go out at home during the Spring Festival, and I watched the cheese trap again!

37. I stayed at home for too long, so I started dreaming, didn't I? I can't go out during the holiday. I chose to forget my envy. There is no other reason, but I love dog food.

38. Stay at home quietly and think about what you wanted most before. Just a book covered with wind and rain.

39. Watch TV at home and water the flowers.

There are sixty articles about living alone at home on weekends in the circle of friends.

I live in a circle of friends at home on weekends. I 1。 Let's go out for a walk, or I don't know how cool it is to play mobile phones at home!

2. People who can't find time for love will find time for blind date sooner or later.

Too much boring time, and I get used to it.

4. The mind is extremely empty and the spirit is very boring.

I haven't been out for several days, and the cold air feels cool at night. The days around the baby seem to have stopped, but the seasons outside the window change and the stars keep moving.

I will be at home next week. I can't believe it! Enjoy your leisure time alone!

7. Just brush your circle of friends, and people are coming to you, which makes you upset. If I were a bachelor, I would stay at home and daydream from morning till night. This kind of scene is fun to think about.

8. When light can't penetrate and noise can't cover loneliness, that's the deepest loneliness.

9. I took a day off and stayed at home for a day! It's really hard to eat popsicles all day without turning on the air conditioner!

10. It's too much trouble to go out. It's cool not to wear makeup or wash your hair at home.

1 1. It's good to be at home! Enjoy it, and you will miss your days at home in the future! Especially when you spend the winter in other places, you will miss the summer at home more, just like the current season, which is getting less and less every year and more cherished!

12. Eating, sleeping, sleeping and eating are my current living conditions.

13. If you like staying at home, you just like staying at home during holidays, because you have no money, and you can only stay at home like me.

14. Why not find a quiet place to count brain cells by yourself?

15. I can't go out at home, so I have to cook to kill time. Mutton stew is delicious.

16. You can relax when you are bored.

17. On the fourth day of staying at home ... well ... I gave myself a house. ...

18. Looking up is confused, looking back is full of vicissitudes, looking down is the screen, blinking is the watch. I can only stay at home and eat my old money.

19. I've been at home for too long, so I started dreaming, right? I can't go out during the holiday, so I choose to forget my envy. There is no other reason, but I love dog food.

20. All the chickens at home have beards. When they are cut, they are all hollow and feel cold. It turns out that an empty chicken feels cold.

I am here alone, and I work here repeatedly, just like living here repeatedly. Boring and boring, the only change is the passage of time.

22. You know what I know. Why did you say it? Why didn't you tell me?

23. During my stay at home, the happiest thing is that I have vegetables at home, so I don't have to go out to pick vegetables on the roof every day.

24. "Home" is a realm of life, or an attitude towards life.

25. I'm bored, the children are noisy, I can't finish my meals and housework. How did my life become like this? Adjust yourself, adjust your life, and let yourself be quiet.

26. After staying at home for a long time, the new buds on the willow branches spit out the fragrance of spring.

27. In the past few days at home, the farthest place I have been is at home.

28. Don't go out and eat chicken at home. Teammates are also very polite. The key is that the call quality is good and not noisy.

29. It's good to be home. I can finally enjoy my life. It's always bad to eat out, nor is it good to eat at home.

30. My dream is to stay at home and play games, chase fans, watch TV, have a refrigerator full of Pepsi and fruit, and have a snack bar next door to my sister to exercise together. So when can I have a ps4 and a switch?

3 1. Without this epidemic, I didn't even know I was a chef.

32. You don't need too many gestures to play with your mobile phone, just one day.

Stay at home all day, light candles and start working.

If we don't have a mobile phone, what are we playing now?

35. It seems that I haven't been out for several days, and I feel unkempt and don't know the way.

36. Finally, I found two people who are the best liars in the world. First, local tyrants: Alas, I really have no money; The second is Xueba: Oh, I'm really blind on this question!

Lying at home every day is more tiring than going to work and losing sleep at night.

38. Boring friends are boring, and boring days are boring for me.

39. Staying at home opens a window for life.

40. I just want to stay at home this weekend

Happy May Day, whether you are working overtime, on vacation or relaxing at home. I hope everyone in Otani can adjust their state and meet the next two-thirds of 20 19.

42. During the epidemic, the rare reunion of a family of three lasted for so long, and the days passed quickly by doing nothing at home day by day!

43. Staying at home on May Day is no different from ordinary weekends. Money is spent everywhere, so poor that there is no chance to go out to play. Eating costs money, drinking milk tea costs money, watching movies costs money, playing board games costs money, buying clothes costs money ... It is better to play mobile phones!

44. It rained all day, but it really didn't stop. I stayed at home and ate all day.

45. After the epidemic, will there be a group of people with mental illness? They were bored at home and found a lot of their own skills.

46. I am about to enter middle age. After staying at home for a day, I feel comfortable all over.

47. I stayed at home all day today and went out for a walk in the evening. I still like quiet weekends.

48. Don't play with me, or I'll play along.

49. After staying at home for a day, I decided to go out for exercise in the future!

50. It's good not to go out and study food at home during the New Year. I change, I change, I change.

5 1. Life repeated every day is really boring.

52. Every day this weekend: eat+sleep+play.

53. Stay at home and don't go out. Keep reading and reading, I have almost memorized my lines.

54. The countryside is sparsely populated, with fresh air and very quiet. We stayed at home as usual and didn't feel any different.

55. The busy April is finally over. I just want to sleep at home, stay in a daze, watch movies and help with flowers and plants during the holidays.

56. Live with a compass, not a clock.

57. Actually, besides not going out for a barbecue, it's really cool to lie at home.

58. It's nice and comfortable today, but it's a pity that we can't go out to play.

59. Around the summer vacation, skin color divorced from Europe.