What is the meanest person around you?

My friend's husband is a miser, a miser and a tall old man.

Twenty years ago, a friend's monthly salary was more than 1000 yuan, which was considered as a well-off level in that fourth-tier town. Husband's salary is not high, about 300 a month. But when they got married at that time, they had an enviable apartment to live in, which was impossible for others to struggle for ten years. Relatives and friends around them are very envious of their immortal life.

"Tofu with brine, everything drops!" My friend, who has always been very opinionated, has completely changed since she married this husband. I dare to do everything with my husband's consent.

1

"Husband, we don't have a small bench, let's buy one! Just three yuan! "

"What to buy? So expensive! Make do with it! It's not inseparable from it! "

"I'm tired of squatting and picking vegetables every day. I really need it! "

Two people quarreled for three days, and finally bought a small bench home.

2

"Honey, it's too hot at home during the summer vacation. Let's buy an electric fan! "

"What to buy? It's too expensive! Take a bath when it is hot! Just wash it a few times! "

That summer, my friend came back from a part-time job outside during the day, lying on a hot mat, and getting up and taking a bath four or five times at night.

A cheap electric fan costs only 50 yuan, while a friend can buy more than 20 electric fans every month.

three

"Boss, how much is this brush?"

"Two dollars."

"cheaper!"

"Minimum 1.8 yuan."

"No, it's too expensive. Let's add 1 yuan! "

"1 yuan loses money, and the minimum 1.5 yuan, 1 minute can't be less!"

"Boss, boss, make it cheaper, 1. 1 yuan!"

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After countless rounds of contests, half an hour later, my friend's husband bought the brush at the price of 1.3 yuan. He always said to his friend with relish:

"Look, how? Your husband is an expert in bargaining! Save another two hairs! "

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