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Interesting and meaningful, let people say it at first sight (a must for friends)

Since WeChat launched the three-day visible function of friends circle, many friends have changed the circle of friends to three days visible. One reason for doing this is to protect your privacy and prevent new and unfamiliar friends from prying into your life. Another reason is to prevent new friends from judging their character through their circle of friends. This also shows that simply talking about friends will affect others' impression of themselves. Next, I will sort out some words that people will like at first sight and teach you how to have an attractive circle of friends.

Let people know at a glance that it is 1. Money is the best medicine for treating emotions, simple and rude.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can stay with you for a while.

3, now losing a pound of meat is like playing with your life, and gaining a pound of meat is like playing.

When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

You never know how comfortable it is to stay at home until you go out for a walk.

6. I finally know why I wear a mask, not because of germs, but because I am afraid of meeting people with bad breath.

7. I hope I can become a rich and interesting person. Really can't. Money is enough.

8, others hand in hand, I take my dog, take a walk, stroll around, see who is not happy to take a bite.

9. It's not the distant mountains that make people tired, but a grain of sand in their shoes.

10, compared with giving nothing in return, what is more sad is that giving is disgusting.

1 1, Lu Xun said that as long as you spend money often, your troubles will be reduced by 80%, but where does the money come from? Lu Xun didn't say.

12, if you have a dog, you can keep them together, so you don't have to do it? Scraper officer? Yes

13, why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

14, my circle of friends, half show love, half sad, mixed with several strong WeChat merchants.

15. After so many years of marriage, the only thing my wife did in the kitchen was to sprinkle salt on my wound.

16, holiday, buy a globe, you can not only see the world, but also look around.

17, remember, no matter how distant we are in the end, a red envelope can go back to the beginning.

18. Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where dreams begin.

19, I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now. I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

20. When you are alive, you will be laughed at by others first, then smile at others, and then die with a smile.

Many friends say that it should not be difficult to write something that people like at first sight. Actually, it's not. People will face complicated information when browsing their circle of friends, especially now that WeChat business is becoming more and more powerful, and every friend has several WeChat businesses. Too messy information makes people impatient when chatting in normal friends circle. Therefore, the circle of friends that can make others praise their desires must be interesting, direct and domineering.