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Urgent! Give me a line from the eunuch, preferably for three minutes.
Master: Tell me, tell me, is this domino big or big?
Slave: Dare I say so? I want to lose my head. I quickly said: Ancestor, ancestor, of course, the earth is big. This earth holds the sky. Without it, wouldn't it fall? Ancestors won, ancestors won. (narrator) Hey, he's happy now that I mention it, hehe ... < P > Master: Young monkey, what a sweet mouth. I'll give you twelve taels of silver to buy a fur coat.
slave: fold! Thanks, ancestors. (Narrator) What a coincidence you said. Two cards, her heavenly card and my local card, she was unhappy again.
Master: Young monkey, didn't you just say big? Then you won this time!
Slave: (Narrator) It doesn't matter if you listen to his words. I'm sweating and trembling with fear. I quickly said (to my master): Ancestor, Ancestor, that was just now. Now, Ancestor, you have lost your life and turned Gankun around. Without your protection, wouldn't this place jump out? Ancestors won, but also ancestors won, haha ...
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