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Urgent! Give me a line from the eunuch, preferably for three minutes.

Clown Zhu Shihui (Empress Dowager Cixi and Li Lianying playing cards) 27-9-14 13:4 It is said that Empress Dowager Cixi and Li Lianying played cards, and Empress Dowager Cixi touched the Zhang Tian card and Li Lianying touched the land card. Empress Dowager Cixi asked: Monkey, do you think it is big or big? Li Lianying replied: Big, big, big, big. Cixi is very happy So she played again. This time Cixi touched a land card, and Li Lianying touched a Zhang Tian card. Cixi was unhappy and asked: Monkey cub, do you think it is big or big this time? Li Lianying quickly replied: Big, big, holding the sky. Zhu Shihui, a famous clown in Hubei Peking Opera Theatre, plays a slave, but he is incisive and incisive, which is amazing. The lyrics are:

Master: Tell me, tell me, is this domino big or big?

Slave: Dare I say so? I want to lose my head. I quickly said: Ancestor, ancestor, of course, the earth is big. This earth holds the sky. Without it, wouldn't it fall? Ancestors won, ancestors won. (narrator) Hey, he's happy now that I mention it, hehe ... < P > Master: Young monkey, what a sweet mouth. I'll give you twelve taels of silver to buy a fur coat.

slave: fold! Thanks, ancestors. (Narrator) What a coincidence you said. Two cards, her heavenly card and my local card, she was unhappy again.

Master: Young monkey, didn't you just say big? Then you won this time!

Slave: (Narrator) It doesn't matter if you listen to his words. I'm sweating and trembling with fear. I quickly said (to my master): Ancestor, Ancestor, that was just now. Now, Ancestor, you have lost your life and turned Gankun around. Without your protection, wouldn't this place jump out? Ancestors won, but also ancestors won, haha ...