What is your worst cooking experience?

I still can't cook in a big way. Once when my mother was not at home, I fried a sausage myself. I don't know how much salt and oil to put in it. It looks ok at first, but I'm afraid I'm not familiar with it Finally, I stupidly added some soy sauce, and finally fried a plate of black fried sausage. I'm embarrassed to show it to others if I eat it myself, haha! My mother cooked this kind, which makes my mouth water. I blew up a mass of black, so I can fix it myself!