Rare and interesting sentences, humorous sentences

1, meat can be reduced when it grows, but those snacks can't be eaten after they expire.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

There is a dress in every girl's closet called: I used to be poor and now I feel ugly.

4. Lose weight without a boyfriend. Otherwise, "Sorry, sorry, you're blocking me" is your way of meeting.

5. You say cold, I say cold heart.

6. Some people are like this. They are maggots and think the whole world is a cesspit.

7. Never quarrel with your parents. If you win, you will only be beaten.

8. Your life is short, but I am fat for a while.

9. Brothels are full because people are lonely.

10, someone saved your number to call you. I'm different. I didn't answer.