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Metaphor is the hard work of breastfeeding late at night (choose 45 sentences)

1, what do you think of giving birth as a loss?

There is a kind of pain called getting up in the middle of the night to feed.

3, feeding the night milk time, meditating ten times, I am great.

4, feeding milk at night is really embarrassing, waking up countless times a night.

Remember who said that it is natural for women to have children.

6. Feeding a baby who doesn't breastfeed at night is exhausting.

7. Feeding at night is really a thing that makes people lose control of their emotions.

8. I am a person who has a breast pump and doesn't need to feed at night.

9, this kind of collapsed sleep quality, feeding milk at night, spirit for two hours.

10, I was so angry that I didn't sleep well all night, which led me to nurse with emotion at night.

1 1, I haven't had night milk for a long time. I slept until dawn from 2: 50 today, so sleepy!

12, there is a kind of collapse called feeding in the middle of the night and changing diapers. The key is that there is not enough milk for children.

13, feeding at night is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is easy to lose sleep after feeding the night milk. Another hour has passed.

14, feeding at night, relying on a cup of coffee to go to work every day. Next month, you should summon up the courage to wean yourself at night.

15, when can the baby get enough sleep? I get up at 3: 30 in the evening to nurse the baby. I can't sleep after two hours, and I have a nervous breakdown.

16, I can't extricate myself from night care every day. My son, you can grow up quickly, so that my mother can stop feeding at night.

17, life has encountered a small bottleneck. I always think of ghost stories when I breastfeed in the middle of the night and then sleep in fear.

Last night 18, 1 1: 30. I used to breast-feed my children at night. I woke up at four o'clock, and my son hasn't woken up yet. I went back to sleep and watched the six o'clock time again.

19, woke up at 3: 30 in the morning and didn't fall asleep. I don't drink coffee during the day. The state of the whole day is simply sleeping or very important.

20. I finally got used to breastfeeding at night, but I still don't like the darkness of waking up in the middle of the night. Listen to the quiet voice. Do you want to turn on the light and sleep?

2 1, every night, feeding the night milk is smiling. After eating and drinking enough, I stretched myself to sleep and was carried away by my aunt. It's so healing to think about it.

22, it's time for night nursing. I woke up, but the baby didn't wake up. I could sleep for 5 hours last night and tonight. Am I going to get out?

23. Feeding at night is really a test of perseverance. I can hold out until midnight. I really want an automatic feeding machine after midnight. Who the hell am I sleepy?

24. Although it is very hard to feed the night milk every day, I feel very tired and happy when I see the waxy baby after feeding, and I can be soft in my arms.

25. Every time I feed the night milk, I feel that the child lying next to me is really leaning against my little body, and his eyes are tired and disappear without a trace.

26. Last night, I tried the whole process of breastfeeding at night. I have to say that the night is really the peak of lactation, and then the breast pump has been used too frequently recently.

27. I was woken up intermittently all night, and I lost my temper. I had no choice but to go to bed. I am no longer an old mother who feeds milk at night, is hale and hearty, and is worried about the future.

28, the worst thing is 1: 30 get up to feed the night milk, feed it until 2 o'clock, lie down at 3 o'clock after washing, and even lose sleep! Wait until four o'clock at night to feed.

29. Now I often get up at night to feed my baby, and then I lose sleep. I often only sleep for two or three hours a night, and I have to stay up for another day during the day. Is it a nervous breakdown?

30. I feel that there is a whole world full of small dumplings. Although breastfeeding at night really makes people collapse and feel hungry and sleepy every day, I feel very happy to see him lying next to me.

3 1, I have to nurse and urinate before going to bed, and I start barking in the middle of the night, and then I get up to shit and nurse and urinate, and wake us up in the morning to nurse and urinate ... I am in poor health now.

32, eat wonton in the middle of the night, who is fat if I am not fat? Comfort yourself: it doesn't matter, you are still breastfeeding, so you should eat more ... the oil-sprinkled pepper made by mom is really the master key of the food industry.

33, eat wonton in the middle of the night, who is fat if I am not fat? Comfort yourself: it doesn't matter, you are still breastfeeding, so you should eat more ... the oil-sprinkled pepper made by mom is really the master key of the food industry.

34. I thought I survived pregnancy in October and resisted the pain of childbirth. Life should go to another peak, but I don't know that feeding at night can always make people collapse.

35. It's easy to fall asleep after feeding at night. When you can't sleep, it's easy to recall some memories that you thought you had forgotten and healed. However, it seems not. There will still be overwhelming depression when you think about it.

36. After having a baby, the hardest thing every day is not to feed her at night, not to sleep, not to play with her, but to touch her. It's really tiring to keep your waist straight. Lying in bed will make your back ache.

37. Sleeping for children for a long time at night has a headache. I'm going to feed them often at night. As a result, Xiaoyan slept from 9 o'clock last night until now, and now she wakes up and doesn't make trouble.

38, feeding my mother in the middle of the night, I can't wait to sit and sleep. You are small-minded. You are stuck. You just don't sleep, eat milk for a while, you are sleepy, you cry, you are not full, you have to eat and sleep. What a smelly baby.

39. My husband is really enviable. Say "I'm sleepy" in bed and snore the next second. It's amazing. How come? On the contrary, a woman who feeds her every night like me can't sleep over and over again. The world is really unfair.

40. I stayed at home all day with my maid. The last few days, maybe sometime. It's no use crying, hugging and feeding in the middle of sleep. I am really tired in the middle of the night. Now my mother comes to help me. Going to work is super tired!

4 1, stayed at home for a day, accompanied me. The last few days, maybe sometime. It's no use crying, hugging and feeding in the middle of the night. I am really tired in the middle of the night. Now my mother comes to help me, so I'm super tired at work!

42. Fuer is almost nine months old and can't sleep all night. She always chatters at night and cries if she doesn't feed her. Recently, she always wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls around happily in bed. Yes, she woke up at 5 o'clock, screaming here ... Ma Bao, seeking treatment. .....

43. Fuer is almost nine months old and can't sleep all night. She always chatters at night and cries if she doesn't feed her. Recently, she always wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls around happily in bed. Yes, she woke up at 5 o'clock, screaming here ... Ma Bao, seeking treatment ... [tears]

44. Is it difficult to feed? To tell the truth, I think it is very hard to feed my baby at night, get up frequently and rely on coffee to refresh myself every day. But in fact, I still enjoy this process. When breastfeeding, the connection between mother and daughter is particularly warm. She is such a small one, snuggling in my arms and drinking milk.

45. After becoming a mother, the whole feeling is a luxury. Under the pressure of the little guy, I can now bounce out of bed in the middle of the night. Even when you are asleep, you will wake up immediately when you hear the baby's movements. When I am extremely sleepy during feeding, I can also hint to myself that I am awake for two seconds. You don't need to play with your mobile phone before going to bed. You fall asleep as soon as you fall down.