Connotation jokes are super classic

The collection of connotation jokes is super classic

The only thing better than lying comfortably in the bathtub after a good workout is to lie comfortably in the bathtub without exercising. Take a bath in. The following are super classic connotation jokes that I have collected and compiled. I hope it will be helpful to everyone. Super classic connotation joke 1

1. The most expensive car in the world is made by Jack Ma. He is an expensive car that combines tears, blood, sweat, hard work, fatigue, grievance and pain. It is called : Shopping cart!

2. The right time is not as good as the right location, the right location is not as good as the people, and the people are not as good as the money.

3. The bathroom is really a magical place. Looking in the mirror can make your appearance more charming, singing can increase the surround sound, while taking a shower, your mind will instantly flood with various plots, and the game is often completed while sitting on the toilet.

4. I am very puzzled. Why can’t fat people lose weight when they carry so much fat on their backs every day?

5. Hug your electric kettle, always. I boil water for you to drink, but you only hold the cup in your hands. It can’t be ignored, otherwise you will think there is something wrong with it.

6. The meaning of popular tourist attractions in our country is that the place has been ruined and turned into a mess.

7. If you care too much about other people’s opinions, there will be two endings: either you will die of exhaustion, or you will let others torture you to death. Super classic connotation joke 2

1. You must pay for something like Meng Po soup first, right?

2. A girl born in the 90s quarreled with a male classmate at the school gate. She pointed at the other person's nose and shouted: "Go find that 89-year-old woman of yours!"

3. The milkman is in better health than the milk drinker.

4. There are two things that others cannot take away. One is the food you eat, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So, if you are a foodie with dreams, you will be invincible!

5. "I have discovered more and more recently that my temperament and living conditions are very refreshing." "Just you? You Get rid of that clear word. ”

6. From a philosophical point of view, everyone has two sides like a tape. For example, for you, one side is Side B, and the other side is also Side B.

7. School girls, if you want to learn well, you must teach them step by step. Super classic connotation jokes 3

1. What is the idea of ????a foodie? If it is delicious, you should eat more, and if it is not delicious, you should eat more.

2. Foodie’s motto: Don’t work hard to eat and drink today, but work hard to find food and drink tomorrow.

3. The Peak spirit of foodies: Eat more, eat more, eat better!

4. The motto of foodies: Just eat it!

< p> 5. Slim foodies are the best among foodies.

6. Some ricers are equivalent to foodies, but foodies are not necessarily ricers. The fundamental difference between the two is that the foodie is good at eating and the foodie is good at eating.

7. It is said that foodies will not fail the exam...because foodies are too heavy and cannot pass high math.

8. There is no love without food. If you don’t believe me, why don’t you fall in love without asking for a meal?

9. Never ask a foodie if he has eaten. This is not a problem at all for a foodie. If you want to ask, just ask if he is full.

10. The last words of a foodie: Just give me something else, cook me a piece of Haidilao and two waiters.

11. Most people who love to eat are not bad people. They pursue delicious food desperately and have no time to harm others. The perfect combination of a laughing aunt and a greedy woman, the more such women the better.

12. A real foodie dares to face the thick thighs and challenges the bulging belly.

13. It is a cruel thing for a thin person to eat for a fat person; it is a very cool thing for a fat person to eat for a thin person.

14. Food and Which body shape is more important? Foodie: What is your body shape? Can you eat it?

15. Foodie is either eating or on the way to eat. Super classic connotation jokes 4

1. It takes tens of thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, but it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human back to a monkey.

2. A hero does not care about the way out, and a gangster does not care about his age!

3. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art!

4. When you grow up, marry Monk Tang as your husband. If you can play with him, play with him. If you can’t play with him, eat him.

5. Doing well in the exam depends entirely on your deskmates.

6. Breaking up is so boring, let’s play divorce if we can!

7. I am small-minded, but I am not lacking, and I have a good temper, but it is not lacking!

8. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard, I can't stand the electric heater!

9. Women love two flowers in their life: one is to spend money, and the other is to spend as much as possible!

10. Two mandarin ducks share the same destiny, and a pair of butterflies are pitiful creatures.

11. A star can become more famous if he takes off a little more, but I was arrested even though I took all my clothes off!

12. The ambiguity is that I asked you to borrow money, but you didn’t say borrow it. , he didn’t say not to borrow it, but only said that your husband is not at home...

13. As the saying goes: if you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you; if you cry, you will be the only one in the world crying.

14. If I don’t beat you, you won’t know that I am both civil and military.

15. When I am particularly sleepy, my moral standards are not awakened. Teachers should be careful.

16. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love.

17. God said there should be light, but I said I opposed it, so there was darkness in the world.

18. I am a civilized person, and all swear words have been disinfected with saliva.

19. Face is something external to the body, you can want it or not. Money is a necessary thing, you have to have it.

20. The geography teacher asked: Which are the four oceans? I answered: Pleasant Goat, Beautiful Goat, Lazy Goat, Boiling Goat

21. I am so tired that I want to make a cut on the back of my head. Then he collapsed on the ground and loaded the piggy bank.

22. When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch my pocket to see if there is any money!

23. If I were a princess, I would save a frog , but all I encountered were toads.

24. There are two reasons for failure in inviting a girl to hang out. One is that she is too lazy to wash her hair, and the other is that your invitation is not worth washing her hair.

25. Poor Nike, rich Adidas, gangster wearing Armani.

26. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock...

27. When I got into bed, I was like a beast, specifically. Like koalas, they sleep for 18 hours.

28. Mosquito, you have hands and feet, why don’t you find a job and live a proper life there.

29. Whoever says I am fair, thin, and beautiful, I will be good friends with him.

30. The teacher said you can’t eat snacks in class. Fortunately, I brought hot pot today.

31. If I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t be boring enough to care about you.

32. What we didn’t have time to say out became the regret in each other’s hearts.

33. Sometimes, things are very simple, but what is complicated is your own head.

34. I may not love you anymore, because possession is the beginning of loss.

35. Say to those women who love me: If you can, you will love me forever.

36. You are my belief, which makes me extremely firm and inseparable from you!

37. People cannot take money into the grave. But money can take you to your grave.

38. Rather than being in a world you don’t want, it’s better to forget you.

39. The first person a woman thinks of when she is drunk is the person who hurts her the most.

40. It’s not that I don’t want to play computer games in the morning, but it’s already noon as soon as I wake up.

41. People’s eyes are black and their hearts are red. Once the jealousy becomes red, the heart becomes dark.

42. The person I trust the most taught me not to trust anyone easily.

43. You said that even if there is a cliff ahead, you can jump with me, but you are just talking.

44. Why is the RMB so valuable? Because the image spokesperson is.

45. A man cannot put on a wedding dress for a woman, please do not unbutton her underwear!

46. Without existence, who will witness your shameless happiness? < /p>

47. Beijing Love Story Lin Xia said to the madman: I love you and it has nothing to do with you.

48. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

49. Lies are sweet words when told, but disgusting when exposed!

50. If you forget how to move forward, think about why you got here in the first place.

51. Instead of turning you into my bad habits, turn me into your good mood!

52. I have had a dream since I was a child, that is, everyone in China will Give me a dollar!

53. The person who can board my account is either someone I trust or someone I love.

54. There is no moon in the Mid-Autumn Festival. Is it just like your heart, which also lacks the clear night sky?

55. There will always be a moment when you think you are so powerful that you don’t need anything.

56. There is no distance between points in the world, only the distance between hearts.

57. Women are so great now. Unknowingly, I got pregnant and had a baby without a father!

58. There is a person who teaches you how to love, but he doesn’t love you anymore.

59. When we English teachers and math teachers combine, we can form an invincible alliance...

60. You can’t rely on anything these days, you can only rely on yourself. In short: I... rely on you!

61. People are divided into groups, which is why my lists are so beautiful.

62. I have been single for a long time, and I can even unscrew a fire hydrant, let alone a bottle cap.

63. Other girls can be gummy bears, angel babies, or sweetheart babies. But I can’t. I have to be an aunt and a living ancestor.

64. Don’t smile at me with your pirated Mona Lisa smile. My stomach is not as strong as you think.

65. Many things are somewhere between being aggrieved and hypocritical.

66. The kind of people I hate the most are those who are good at flattery and fine words, because staying with them will make me look like I don’t know how to behave.

67. When I came home from college during the holidays, my mother cooked a table of delicious food for me. My dad said, "Let's eat as much as you want, just treat it as your own home!"

68. Two lovers were chatting. . The woman asked: Dear, people say that women in love will become stupid. Do you think I am stupid? The man said affectionately: Fool, you are so stupid. How could I think you are stupid?

69. If you don’t look good, don’t mess around. Some people spend a lot of money to perm exquisite princess curls, but the result is that they don’t look like princesses, but like Newton.

70. When I have money, I will buy two lollipops. You can watch me eat one lollipop, and I can eat the other lollipop for you to see.

71. A few months ago, I discovered the place where my wife kept her money. After that, I always reached out and touched one or two pieces every month to get pocket money. Until yesterday when I reached inside and caught a small cactus, I knew it was time to stop.

72. The power of science is that you don’t understand the answers even if you copy them. The power of liberal arts is that you don’t want to copy the answers after you read them.

73. When your hair grows to your waist, I will give you a pair of scissors.

74. The life of a foodie is like a train. To sum up, it is: go shopping, go eat, go eat.

75. When life doesn’t go your way, don’t panic. Look at your wallet and savings and just cry.

76. If you can appreciate my weirdness, you will be as cute as me.

77. All the heavy rain I missed in those years will be returned to you these days.

78. Smart girls are generally fatter, because the latest scientific research proves that women use fat tissue to store IQ. The thicker the fat layer, the higher the IQ.

79. Don’t look at the phone for too long. Experts say that the phone will run out of battery.

80. The first thing I do when I wake up every day is to sleep.

81. We are best friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing.

82. Teacher, as many points as you give me, I will wish you to live as long as you want. ;