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Network Daren Original Jiong Yu Daquan

1. Although the bird is small, it really plays all over the sky.

2. Poor Nike, Fuadi, and rogue Armani.

No matter how powerful Tang Priest is, he is just playing a monkey.

4. Missing after breaking up is not missing, but being mean!

I tried to turn gracefully, but I bumped into the wall.

6. Sleeping position determines hairstyle. Starting today, I will study the relationship between sleeping position and hairstyle at home.

7, stay up late, because there is no courage to end this day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

8. The thought of 20xx coming, the thought that I still owe money to the bank, makes me want to laugh in my dreams!

9. Take someone else's car and go your own way.

10, I don't want to fit, I just want to feel in place.

People in the upper class always like to do some dirty things.

12. When you fall asleep, you fall asleep with ideals and saliva.

13, stupid or not, see if you can play dumb.

14, for girls: it's only a matter of time before you get pregnant.

15, women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

16, everyone looked for her for thousands of times, and suddenly looking back, that person still shrugged off me. ...

17, all the people I like are on the hard disk.

18, youth, you are too acne!

19, after many years, the little loli still became Xianglinsao. ...

20. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

2 1, cough! Say what you should, and whisper what you shouldn't.

22. I suggest that everyone should know my appearance first, and appreciate it second.

23. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

24. Actually, I am homesick. It's just a matter of who I live in.

25, you are not a VIp, not even a V, you are just a P.

26. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

27, on a whim, take your photo as a desktop, TMD actually got a computer virus.

28. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.

29. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

30. I usually forget to scold you. I don't want to wait for me to hit you before I know that I am both civil and military.

3 1, as the saying goes: rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests; But as the saying goes, the moon comes first by being close to the water.

32, as the saying goes: the prime minister can punt in his stomach; But as the saying goes, no revenge is not a gentleman.

33, as the saying goes: people don't commit me, I don't commit crimes; But as the saying goes, first strike is strong, then strike is strong.

34. As the saying goes, a man is a gentleman and would rather die than surrender; But as the saying goes, a man can bend and stretch.

35, 1. The departure of the stool is the pursuit of the toilet or the failure to retain the ass.

36. Everyone says my sister is beautiful, but in fact, she is wearing makeup.

37. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

On the Original Personality of New qq Space Talents

On the Original Personality of New qq Space Talents

1. It's not who you miss, but the past you can't go back to.

If you shed tears first, it must be that my eyes are wet.

3, love is a disease, I caught up. You are my medicine. I'm addicted.

4. Is there anyone who, like me, is still clinging to a fruitless result?

Sometimes, you have to let go to understand whether TA is really worth having.

Don't take my concern for granted. No matter how much I love you, I will eventually have a tired day.

7. When I was a child, happiness was a very simple thing; When you grow up, simplicity is a very happy thing.

8. Destiny is a book. Turn it over and you miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

9. Just don't meet. You will always be the one I remember.

10, if two people are destined to be together, they will eventually find a way to get back to each other.

If I were a fish, I would have no tears. Memory is only seven seconds, and every moment is full of forgetting.

Falling in love with you is a mistake, but my heart urges me to make mistakes again and again.

13, at least for a short time, you are the reason why I smile.

14, false tears will hurt others, and false smiles will hurt themselves.

15, you are good to me, and I will be good to you. It's that simple.

16, I've been waiting for you. I'm waiting for you here, in fact, just to accumulate enough disappointment and convince myself to quit my ambiguous fantasy about you …

17, I am not Andersen, and I can't give you fairy tales. I only have a worthless heart, waiting for you to cherish it!

18, do you believe there is a feeling that you will never lose to time?

19. Sometimes, we think too much about ourselves, which makes us feel very uncomfortable.

Giving up doesn't always mean that you are weak, but sometimes it means that you are strong enough to give up.

2 1. Sometimes, you have to believe that some people are destined to stay in your heart, but not in your life.

22. As I become more polite to you, we may become more and more strangers.

There is nothing wrong with liking someone, but liking someone who doesn't like himself.

24. The so-called love is that someone can easily control your emotions, making you cry one moment and making you laugh the next.

25. Never mention it, not because I forget it, but because I remember it.

26. Most of the mistakes we make are because we use our brains too much when we use our true feelings. It's too emotional when it's time to use your head

27. Loving someone who doesn't love you is the beginning of tears!

28. I love you in my way, but you say I don't know you, but I want to tell you that I may not be able to give you what you want, but what I give you is what I think is the best.

29. Loneliness gives you time to think about yourself.

30. Good friends are like stars. You may not see them often, but you know they will always be there.

3 1, people are contradictory, eager to be understood and afraid to be seen through.

There are many reasons for not loving in the world: busy, tired, insensitive, inappropriate, for your own good … and there is only one expression of love: I just want to be with you.

33. If what you give me is the same as what you give to others, then I don't want it.

I won't depend on others because I'm fed up with disappointment.

35. At the moment you want to give up, think about why you insisted on coming here in the first place.

36. As long as you are not reconciled, it is not the time to give up!

37. If two people want to be together well, one must be very, very patient.

We are afraid of getting old, but we never realize how happy it is to grow old with someone.

I love you. For your happiness, I am willing to give up everything-including you.

I hate it when you ignore me for a long time and then suddenly start talking to me casually.

The complete works of a demon's famous sayings

1. Why should I help a stranger these fourteen gangs? -Lu, "Hidden Marriage 100 Points: Hot Wife Marries One Get One Free" 2. Wrong, it is the predecessor, not the current one!

-Ning, "Hidden Marriage 100 Points: Marry a Hot Wife, Get One Free" 3. Hehe: I am willing to accompany you all my life. Xiaoyi Wen, Xiaoyi Wen and Xiaoyi Wen vinegar tea.

Kuya: I wish you both wealth and color in the second half of your life-Honey Love 100 score: Bad fresh wife is a little sweet. My image here is unreal enough to prove that it was true then.

-Jing Wong-"Hidden Marriage 100 points: Get a hot wife and get one" 5. "it doesn't matter, you don't have to pull it out ... it doesn't matter if you stab me more at the right time."

-Lu, "Hidden Marriage 100 points: marry an angry wife and send one" 6. What is unfair? I like it, but I don't just like it! It is ... every child who wants to sleep with you has a kind of love. ...

-Ye Wan Wan-"Honey Love 100: Bad fresh wife is a little sweet" 7. The man squinted at each work, looked at it from a distance, filled with the sound of the elevator in the night, and spread his hands.

In my hand is a fluffy white ball that she talked to other women about when she was eager to study. Lying alone in the palm of your hand ................................................................................................................................................, you brought every child here in a bag, but you can kill me and say my sample will be there!

-Ye Wan Wan-"Honey Love 100: Bad fresh wife is a little sweet" 9. "Well, why?"

The little guy's four lights are steep and small, and then they shine on the leaves above, resulting in the moon itself and the cold night next to it. This produces the moon's ego and top: "Is it good for this person?" Ye Wan: "Er ..." The little guy's great demeanor was replaced by someone else's: "I can support you, too!" Ye Wan: "..." Han Ye: "..." Nie Lizi's mother's name: "..." A flower is hiding at the door waiting for her offspring: "...! "The Taoist priest looked at Xu:" Hey, what's the situation? This is ... "A flower:" Little devil, this skill of picking up girls is amazing! " A flower said, staring at the cold face of the fourth night. "It's a pity that people say that there are ten or four faces, which is too westernized ..." —— Like cold light meets the sun 10. The man's face hasn't changed at all, but he can understand it in different languages. "Wind energy god I am not a good man, so laugh. -"Hidden Marriage 100 points: marry a hot wife and get one"

1 1, Yang Fei started coughing when she was one year old, trying to make the sample so small. "If you start, what are you going to do ...? Do you have to ... tell me something? "

Liao Xianyu wants to see the red wine in the glass, but he can't drink it at the age of four. "Not everyone likes it, but you have to say it when you are old." -"Like cold light meets the sun" 12, the heart has benefited a lot, if it is like a leaf in the flowers; My heart is full of benefits, as if I had met all kinds of women.

When I went to Xi Shi, there was a man who wanted to be like a child, so that I could feel at ease and feel uneasy. Don't let anything look like a heart that stops feeling, and don't let anything look like a wave; Make it look like you want it, make it look like you'd rather live with me ... feel angry with someone ... make it look like you want to taste the ups and downs of love, make it look like you want to leave your heart and spend a few years slowly savoring it. -"I feel that the west has changed, and you were very happy with me in Chiang Kai-shek's year" 13. The British style tuxedo of abstinence, wearing a cloak with some smiles and a white mask, reveals the breathtaking beauty of half a face. It is so elegant and expensive, but it can be scattered to the world. ...

I miss that era, but I can stare at the number of women sleeping in my arms. The number of people is the number of days, and the age is hot and jealous, which makes the mountain sky full of possessiveness. Just like a capable person, it burns all over the world ...-"Hidden Marriage 100 Points: One Hot Wife Get One Free" 14, creating a multi-level humanoid room.

At this moment, the real afterlife wants to say that the heart of that family is the real afterlife. What are you going to say? The woman who is as free and easy as the wind quietly got up. He can lie in bed and be bruised all over. He can only live on a ventilator. Lu's face is expressionless, so he can sit in front of the bed, he can carefully pick up the woman and hold it into a small hand with a small scar, and he can bow his head and print a kiss, as if afraid to disturb the boiling water people, even though he knows that the boiling water people are most likely to wake up for each pair. Xiaoxi ... I'm sorry ... forgive my selfishness ... I can't tell you that you have to do this ... I'm sorry ... All together, Yan Ruyi and Liu have to blame themselves and feel guilty from time to time. With this, people with water have a way to go. He looked dignified and could see every room through the window. Every pair is plaid. He looks for the children. He only opens the door to our house for each pair of squares, and he is not careful about each other. His feelings are indifferent. It's really a big shot who doesn't change his face when he encounters great difficulties in his work. At this moment, he is holding a woman's hand and burying his head. Shoulders tremble ...-Hidden Marriage 100: Getting an Angry Free Wife 15. I wore a white shirt for something, and my eyebrows were picturesque that day. Step by step, everyone is sincere at home. If you want to go on, you will gradually fade out of the scenery like splashing ink and useful paintings. -"Sweet Wife Donuts: the seventh self of hundreds of millions of warm marriages"

16, you are here, I never leave my country.

You have every army, keeping pace with the country after our division. This time, in the water, I said you didn't recognize it. -"After years of knowing each other, I will leave one day, and then four days later, you make people like me" 17. If the dragon misses riding the country and wants to grasp the wind, it is better to take a look with riding the country. -"Hidden Marriage 100 points: marry a hot wife and get one"

18, I promise you that things will change for eight years. I just want to be with you for a long time.

19, "Sound and heart, are you full of words in China?" Xugong showed half a little tiger tooth, his lips were shallow, and his expression was different from that of China. "Well, my question to Lai Min is, if your girlfriend and your best brother are me, and my soul has been exchanged, you must stab one more, so that the heretics can be exchanged in the child's heart. Which one do you choose to stab? "

Don's face froze for a moment, and then he was relaxed, but then he scolded again and said ... Shit! "This simple but water expert is making a proposition, okay? Smile when choosing a dog for your son! Hearing this question, everyone in the box seemed to be studying, and then they were photographed as water thighs. "Ha ha ha ha ... this Lai Min is her topic! Xugong, you are too awesome! " "If it's because of the visitor who only came to see Xu Ji's brother, it's a winner!" "Brother Xu is angry!" ..... when I just played the game, my heart was full-"Honey Love 100: Bad fresh wife is a little sweet" 20. Do you care about me? Who do you think is like you? -Ning Xi-"Hidden Marriage 100 points: marry an angry wife and get one"

2 1, everyone in the world has his own life and thoughts.

There are people who don't know themselves, so I don't know that everyone passing by has a heart of China. Just standing on the moral system will change, punish and blame everyone. -"hidden marriage 100 points, provoke the wife to marry one get one free" 22. I passed the exam and won the first place with my own knowledge. What made you laugh when I came out?

-Ye Wan Wan-"Honey Love 100: Bad fresh wife is a little sweet" 23. Skeleton people suddenly furious, "miscellaneous hair! Zhuopi pig! Weak chicken! You have a year, sissy! Yao Shizi tells you that you can say goodbye to the outside world! I heard that it is solid, but there is! Want to die? ? "

Tang Lang with shaggy hair: "..." Zhu Pi pig breezes and drizzles: "..." Tang Ye Weak Chicken: "..." sissy cold owl: "..." —— Hidden marriage 100 points: a hot wife gives one. Being nice to a person is not hypocritical. -Honey Love 100: A bad fresh wife is a little sweet.

25. Xia Xun Yu stood up and walked towards him. "Yes, I want to plant one in it, and I want to plant another one!" As before, I found my mistake myself, and my mind was full of it. If I stand wrong, I have to straighten it! Although I want to be an elephant, I can borrow a branch to show off myself instead of climbing Campbell flowers. When she is around, I don't want to repeat monotonous songs for the shade. If it weren't for the oak tree, I would stand with a kapok tree nearby. We want to share the cold wave, wind and thunder, and we want to enjoy the mist, flowing haze and rainbow. It seems that people will be separated forever, so they will depend on each other in the end. This is a great love, and loyalty is the only thing in it! Love is not only love, but also love. Stick to it and get angry with the dirt under your feet ... "—— Sweet Wife Donuts: the seventh backward elephant after hundreds of millions of warm marriages"

26. "Sweetheart, will you marry me? When I debut, I will talk about my health. Am I sick at home? Am I rich or poor? Will I stay with me later? "

The thing about Ye Tianxin is that in my eyes, there are many tears flashing to talents. I didn't hear my heartbeat until I sent my troops. Poop. Poop. This is a picture that the troops never expected when they sent troops in the past. A talented person who loves to send troops really sends out all kinds of rumors and kneels in front of them. He only wants to send troops to marry them before he thinks he will be a pawn. I started talking about middle age when I debuted. In the face of bullets, flowers are everywhere. After sending troops, I had to be with Tao, just like a comparison between truth and Tao, a marriage different from truth. Start a new journey. What stands out is the burning star in my eyes. If he doesn't, he will become a good moon. He will make it colorful for the talents who send troops. Sending troops to a talented person is like an elf who has fallen into the mortal world. "Oh, my little brother, you look ugly after me, but you can choose a relatively lovely way to die. Let me introduce you, poisoning foreign bodies, being killed, grenades killing foreign bodies, shelling foreign bodies. The little girl felt like a child when she saw these armed men. -Honey Love 100: A bad fresh wife is a little sweet.

28. I don't like to send it in, I don't feel wronged, I don't feel forced. Yes. -Ning Xi-"Hidden Marriage 100 points: marry an angry wife and get one"

29. In order to feel a kind of pleasure in his later years, the scholar said that it is very simple to learn from others, and there is no need to make a vigorous attempt to win over westerners and part ways with others.

Maybe it's because you just wore a white shirt I like the next afternoon, or because you are a big girl who knows nothing but the moon. Looking back on the past, ....................................................................................................................................-Honey Love 100: A bad fresh wife is a little sweet.

Super drag network original classic quotations

1. Some people make you stable, while others make you uneasy. What makes you stable? You can't afford love. You want to love, you can't settle down. Love theory

Being with someone can be natural, casual and elegant. He doesn't mind your bad temper, doesn't mind your childishness, but is afraid it will make you angry. People who love you.

3. Some places have been and want to go again, and some love hurts and want to start over. The place I have been seems familiar, and the love that comes again becomes strange. Repeat the mistake of.

4. Leave our beloved city, thinking that we have forgotten it, but in fact it has forgotten us. stuffy

Buddha said, "Love is the root of pain, and everything comes with fate after all!" Mortal said: "I would rather suffer than experience love, happiness is earned by myself!" " Stubborn.

6. I loved hard and left rationally. My tears are hidden in your eyes. Exquisite food

7, there is a kind of cherish, cherish it. There is a kind of love, love to no longer have. Great emotional intelligence

8, often unrealistic fantasy, but did not do it seriously. I used to wait quietly, but I didn't fight hard. No sense of direction

9. I didn't want anyone to be disappointed before, and I worked hard. Now, I am trying to find myself. Starting from others, I have achieved myself. Obvious help

10, I am a selfish vase, broken in other people's world, but eager for you to repair it. Selfish thoughts

1 1, love is like perfume, fragrance: joys and sorrows. Preview: Meet and hate each other late! Chinese flavor: touching! Aftertaste: losing your mind! Aftertaste: the song is over! Spiritual enlightenment

12. Meeting is a kind of beauty, beauty is an accident, accident is a fate, and fate is an accident! Perfect encounter

13, you are the protagonist of my feelings. I have a story about falling in love with you! I am a supporting role in your life, and I will continue to write my own story after I love you. The change of roles

14, struggling to forget countless times, finding that you are the only true love, can't forget, making you a busy filler. Waking love

15, I don't miss you anymore, just say softly, "Hi, dear! Are you coming again? " High level of understanding.

16 actually, I know you, but I just didn't have a chance to say it! In fact, you know me, but you just don't have time to do it Beauty produced by distance

17. When I treat myself well, I miss less. When I am kind to you, I am more greedy. I keep reminding myself to give up, but what I do is keep running away. Emotional helplessness

18, someone's world is full of adventure, but we are willing to challenge. Someone's life is full of sunshine, but we can't bear to share it. Someone's life is full of hope, but we don't want to try. Prank psychology

19, people with the right taste have different personalities. People who look pleasing to the eye are not qualified. Handsome, no personality. Poor looks, no appetite, they all meet the standards, and their eyes are too high. The tragedy of leftover men and women

20. A woman once said, "No one can compare with you except me!" The man once said, "If you leave me, I won't find another woman!" " The man said, "I can let you live a stable life." The woman said, "I want nothing but your feelings." "Finally, the woman left the man and the man fell in love with someone else!" Credibility of commitment

2 1, the man said, "You are the only woman I am convinced of!" The woman said, "You are the most perfect man I have ever seen!" " "Reality said," You are my most jealous lovers, and I won't let you be together! " "regret dialogue

22. The man said, "I just want a simple woman, not beautiful!" It's actually a lie. Give him a simple-minded person who looks like Feng and see if he wants it! Hypocritical words

23. After a woman breaks up, she will remember the man's kindness to him! After a man breaks up, he only remembers the gentleness that a woman gave him. humanity

24. The hostess is a fox and the man is a wolf. Nowadays, foxes and wolves dance everywhere. If you don't have a boyfriend, you will be a mistress, and if you have a husband, you will be a lover! For money, for love! Rich people say it's because they have no feelings! Good men and good women, there are few left! ! ! Social * * *

25, a man with money and personality can't control it! A husband without money and personality doesn't care! Men without money and strength are waiting to get rich! Men with money and no courage are waiting to break the money! Comparison of reality

26. Those who come out to get married are all fine and defective products, and those who come out to fight are all leftover women and young women! I wanted to find a good marriage partner online, but I didn't have the human and financial resources! Marriage tragedy (not all)

27. When I was a child, I said I would marry Prince Charming when I grew up. Married a prodigal son when he grew up! I wanted to find someone with a house and a car, but I fell in love with a cosmopolitan! Reflection of expectation

28. Some men love temperamental women, some men love beautiful women, and some men love ladies, but most of them are housewives. It's a lady at home.

29. Some people say that talented women are definitely not beautiful, beautiful women are definitely not talented, and beautiful and talented people are said to be unattainable! Contradictory emotions

30. Men like a woman with a good figure and finally get a rich woman. A woman likes a man with a good family and finally marries a handsome man. exceed one's expectation

3 1, men always say that women love money superficially, but never mention the spirit of women giving up wealth for love! One-sided view

32. I always feel that what others have is better than our own. When we lost it, we found that we had missed the most suitable one in comparison! regret doing sth.

33. We always look forward to a better tomorrow, but we never recall that someone before might be more suitable. Forward theory

34. A man with interest, a woman says he is sexy, a man without interest, and a woman says he doesn't understand life. Human injustice

35. A reserved woman is faked, and a woman who knows amorous feelings is transferred. In fact, it is the performance of different objects at different stages. sectarianism

36. Women can forgive men's physical infidelity, and men can only accept women's conscious betrayal. deviation

37. Men always want to know women, but they don't admit to knowing their own women. consciousness