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What stupid things did you do in college?
1. One week after coming to college, I met my best friend now because of the "wallet incident", and maybe I will be my best friend in my life!
2. I played volleyball class, talked and laughed with my partner, picked up the ball and got dizzy. I went back to the dormitory and went directly to A4' s boys' dormitory. It's strange, A3 and A4 look exactly the same!
3. The first time I drop my wallet, I will feel like the end of the world. The second time I drop my wallet, I will laugh at the thief for being too bad at finding someone, because there is no money in my wallet!
4. I didn't take the final exam of the oral exam, so I was hung up. I only blame myself for being too impulsive!
5. You can chat with your good friends until late, only to find that you haven't reviewed anything when you get back to the dormitory!
6. Shopping with friends, one mobile phone is dead, and the other mobile phone can't read the calling card (in short, both mobile phones are fake). In order to call another friend, we both pitifully asked passers-by for help. I think that person's first reaction should be that we are little liars!
7. I came to Jiajia for dinner with my good friends. After eating, I found that the sum of the money in our bags was not enough to pay for the meal. Helpless, I foolishly ran back to the dormitory to get the money, and the other person was a hostage.
8. Early in the morning, I went to class with my best friend and hurried to the top of No.2 Teaching, only to find that we had misremembered the classroom. Whoops, when we got to the right classroom, it was already late!
9. I skipped class for the first time, and it was a rough class. As a result, I was so lucky that I was named as a judge by the teacher that day, so I died miserably! Never dare to skip class again!
1. I opened my mailbox one night and received a letter from my friend, which, in her words, should be called a "love letter", which moved me to tears. I didn't know it, but I thought we were really Lesbian.
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