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Mahan's personal works

Category overhead calendar? history

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Rape a corpse, everyone says, is this the best sex girl? I, Zhang, am a little smart, a little savage, a little pretentious, a little scheming, a little narcissistic, a little bold and full of color.

In order to survive, I robbed a pig and kicked his boobs? Mi, is this too much? He chased me with a bunch of pigs and I ran away. ...

Splendid tomb! Steady white jade coffin? There is a super guard's body lying in the material ... G, drooling ... The bodies are all dead, and you can still talk after rape!

I took the handsome guy's money from the tomb and went to the brothel to find ducks. Isn't that too much? Anyway, he didn't need it, so I generously helped him spend it. It's just in the' duck' yard that I actually saw a living body?

Sweat! He won't die unsatisfied, blame me for raping him, and jump out of the grave to get even with me, right? Or is this not him?

This book is very humorous, and there are many handsome guys in it. MM who likes handsome guys come in quickly (published as "Shi Mei Beauty")

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Didn't I just write a travel novel and travel by myself? Who told me not to change my mind and was hanged by a handsome guy? I'm ashamed. I got kicked in the ass and crossed at sixes and sevens. Well, wear it, as long as I have money and looks.

But unfortunately I passed through the coffin? There is a painful death in the material-giving birth to a child in a coffin! A woman gave birth to a child in middle age. It is my next life! Sweat!

I finally found the soul of my life. The original owner of the body, did she give birth to the child? As a result, the woman is going to be reborn soon, and the responsibility of raising children is on me.

Adopt your son? No Well, it's lovely to see the baby. I hurt you when I gave birth. I gritted my teeth and raised it!

How dare she say that she doesn't know who the father is? Only provided me with a baby system? Become a candidate for this month ... category expense calendar? history

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Is it because I was so cruel that I even hurt my brother's bride-to-be, and God punished me for crossing to ancient times and becoming an abandoned wife? Let me testify?

It's embarrassing that my "xianggong" is as blind as a bat, and this super beautiful woman doesn't love him, but loves his lovely concubine? That makes sense: I took his wife's position? Even more slandered my cousin for plotting his family's money and trying to kill him?

I am a simple person. I don't know whether the former owner of my body intends to rob money and kill people, but I am very happy. I wanted to give my "xianggong" back to others, but Xianggong said that I pretended to be generous and wanted to refuse to welcome him, playing with his concubine in front of me!

OKOK, you dare to play in front of me, but I dare not look? As the saying goes, if you don't look, you still want to see it. I pulled up a chair and picked up an apple. I ate with relish and watched happily. ...

One night, I married my in-laws, and the next day, in front of everyone, my husband scolded me for being immoral and cheating before marriage. He wrote a divorce letter with a stroke of a pen. Beautiful? I became an abandoned wife.

I left the mansion of "xianggong" sadly with a divorce certificate ... just, how can I hide my handsome nirvana from my back?

Xianggong thought he abandoned me. In fact, when the house was completed, it was dark and windy. I used a trick to let another woman go to his bed instead of me and have sex with him. Who abandoned who?

All along, he has appeared in the "xianggong mansion" from time to time, attracting my attention, not only because he is as handsome as ever, but also because he looks too much like him in my heart. Irresistible, I fell in love with him, and the beautiful woman abandoned me and became his concubine. Later I learned that I was just a substitute in his mind. And he didn't even recognize the baby in my belly!

The beautiful and enchanting former "xianggong" tried to save me, but the cold and domineering current husband didn't believe me. Can he really treat me only if he has the purest eyes in the world but lacks IQ? Category synthesis others

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This article is a short story and has ended.

I am a sunny and handsome boy. I am poor. I proposed to the girl I like. She promised to marry me for the first time and become my wife.

At that moment, I owned the whole world!

I love her very much. After marriage, my wife and I lived a poor and comfortable life, but I made a big mistake and had to leave her.

It's no use regretting, wife. Will you wait for me? Category modern city

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Four years ago, she told Leng Ye that she had his child, put down her dignity and begged him not to drive her away. She loves him.

Leng Ye, on the other hand, disdained telling her to take off the child and tell her to go away, saying that she didn't need her love and despised a woman who only loved money.

She showed her true feelings and didn't even know that he had great wealth. A sincere love brought him a merciless abandonment. Who really loves money? Don't think that she doesn't know that he is going to marry another woman financially!

Love each other, why poke? Wear his true colors? She left with a broken heart. Leng Ye is in pain. He told himself in his heart that the woman who betrayed him for money was not worth his grief.

Leaving home alone, she started a new life without knowing that she was pregnant. The doctor calculated that she was pregnant just after falling in love. At that time, besides Leng Ye, she had sex with two other men ... Now, I don't know whose seed she was pregnant with.

Four years later, when she was finally found, she had become Shao Dong's wife, a Cheng enterprise and a little boy over three years old. How could she do this! How can you marry another cold-blooded man?

Leng Ye, whether she is his wife or not, will definitely get his wife and son back.

Will things be as simple as they think? Leng Ye is just a possible candidate for her son's father? Just one of the scholars.

In the face of Leng Ye's reaction, she ...

Another man, probably the father of his son, also appeared, bothering her with a kind of suffering that she had to leave her in those days, a kind of suffering that she had to forgive? It broke her heart.

New? The married husband didn't love her, and kissed me with another woman in front of her, while the other two men ... also called ghost faces, were antique items.

Category overhead calendar? history

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Suddenly, he took out a sharp dagger from his sleeve, cut it deeply along the cold and handsome outline, picked up a corner of his face, brushed it and tore off the whole face.

"ah!" Cold residual face instantly bloody, blood crazy flow, HSS heart crack lung of bellow can't from? Make a roar.

He held his bloody face in his arms, waved his hand, and threw a ruling maggot on that horrible face, and the flesh and blood on it was immediately corroded into a twisted pit by maggots ...

She is a strange girl with both talent and beauty, and both martial arts and medical skills are excellent. Men who admire her are like crucian carp crossing the river, and gentle and affectionate brothers and handsome princes are obsessed with her.

He is a disfigured, cold-blooded, cruel and sinful loser with a grimace. Everyone is afraid of him, but she is affectionate to him.

He felt ashamed of those two excellent people. Should he quit?

Sophia, don't mess around

Categories travel through time and space

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I think Yu Ling is twice as rich and treacherous, while I am idle and calm. I am full of pornography. Not only is it a beautiful abandoned wife, but the current "xianggong" also says that I assassinated him?

Do nothing, plan to harm' me' to murder my husband's handsome pot. I'll soak you first, and then kick you out.

Kissing "xianggong" wants me to die? Never mind, I'll let you pay.

The new emperor doesn't love beauty? Small things, the so-called obvious Sao is easy to hide, and the dark foundation is difficult to prevent. I will let you know what a real woman is.

The first part:

"Smell it, is it fragrant?" I took out a delicate bottle and pulled out the cork.

A man sniffed it cooperatively, and after knowing it, he asked, "It smells good. What is this? "

"An aphrodisiac." I look innocent.

"You ..." A man stare big eyes, who is shy.

I added slowly, "the kind that attacks immediately. Leave you a gentle scum, and the saint will become an animal. " As soon as the words were finished, a male beast flew over. I have a black line. "I said is me. This medicine is only effective for women. Why are you more anxious than me? "

"Really?"

"Coax you. Die if you don't liberate. " A cheap recruit, handsome guy is embarrassed to death.

The second part:

Masked men are good at playing hard to get On a beautiful night, he was lying in bed reading a book. I reached out to touch his key parts from time to time, and he took off his clothes knowingly. I asked, "Why?"

He asked, "What are you doing with your hands?"

I solemnly said, "borrow some fountains and turn over books for you with wet hands."

He fell, got out of bed and got up again. "I think your field needs wetting!" " ……