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QQ said a humorous and inspirational sentence: As long as the hoe dance is good, there will be corners that can't be dug.

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Even if you are taken away, I will use flowers instead of trees. 3. Have you ever seen everything others say but never commented? The curtain of life stage may be opened at any time. The key is whether you are willing to perform or choose to escape. The prouder people are, the more they hide, and the more painful things they are, the more they make a mountain out of a molehill. 6. If you want what others can't get, you have to pay what others don't. 7. People have one mouth and two ears because they listen twice as much as they say. 8. Most enemies become comrades-in-arms for survival, and most comrades-in-arms become enemies for money. 9. The premise of a person's luck is actually that he has the ability to change himself. 10, in fact, it's good to be single, and you don't need to explain who you are with. 1 1 You see, there are always so many things that make you sad in the world: lack of rain or shine, joys and sorrows, impotence and premature ejaculation. 12, only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find. 13, everyone likes flattery, and everyone is too outspoken. 14. If you want to have free time, don't waste it. 15, in fact, the treatment of frequent urination doesn't need to buy such expensive medicine at all, just spend 20 cents to buy a monkey rubber band. 16, is there anyone like me who has nothing to do with the computer but doesn't want to turn it off? 17, childhood is ignorant and lovely, and teenagers are ignorant and ridiculous; The ignorance of youth is pitiful; Ignorance in middle age is sad, and ignorance in old age is sad. 18. In the world of love, no one is sorry for anyone, only those who don't know how to cherish anyone. 19, as long as the hoe jumps well, can't you dig the next corner? Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich. 2 1. If I don't get married after many years, you will already be married. Remember to pay attention when you let your children leave school. 22, think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live. 23, Ruman Manqi Xiu Yuan Xi, I will search up and down. -Qu Yuan's Li Sao 24. Thanks to mental illness, the whole person's spirit has been enhanced. No one can stop you from moving forward unless you don't want to. 26, not afraid of suffering, suffering for three to five years; Fear of suffering, suffer all your life. 27. I'm just a little worse than the good guys and a little better than the bad guys. 28. My youth, like the tail gas of a car, is rejected by everyone. 29. Some things can only be done by one person, some customs can only be passed by one person, and some roads can only be taken by one person. On the night of New Year's Eve, many people have insomnia, and many people accidentally fell asleep after staying up late.