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Eat durian and bask in the circle of friends and Zhihu's sentence copy collection of forty articles
2. Save people ... Why is durian dry or smelly? I had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I feel like vomiting. It's too uncomfortable.
Durian is as big as a small washbasin, its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog. Its internal structure is very strange. Open the shell, there is a small house inside, and there is a yellow pulp lying quietly inside. Every pulp has a burgundy core, and the pulp is delicious.
I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.
5. I don't want to cook. Both of them want to eat duck powder and durian.
6. Today is also the day to eat durian cake and mung bean cake. I broke down without a holiday for half a month.
7. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.
8. A good day begins with eating durian, which stinks all over the house ~
9. I eat durian twice a week. If I eat like that every week, I can't keep it alive.
10. It's not necessarily bad to live as a durian. The appearance is prickly, the heart is sweet, the smell is smelly, and it tastes sweet. I find it difficult to get along with, but in fact, I am crazy inside, and only those who know the goods are rare.
1 1. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!
12. If I can cross, I must eat a durian in front of Newton's house.
13. Durian is a hot fruit, and drinking is forbidden within nine hours after eating durian. Durian is full of treasures. Stones can be boiled and baked. It tastes like a half-cooked sweet potato. Cooked durian water can treat sensitive skin sores and itching.
14. On hearing durian, some people may say that it stinks like cat shit and is as uncomfortable as a nose; But some people think it is sweet and fragrant. Its shape is oval, resembling watermelon, but its surface is covered with hard "steel thorns" with sharp cones, and it is always on the alert for the animals that covet it.
15. Eat durian and strawberry when you get up. Holiday life is really good!
16. I felt guilty after eating two pieces of durian and exercised for an hour to make up for it.
17. The internal structure of durian is very strange. The shell was cut open, and there was a small room with yellow pulp lying quietly inside, and each pulp had a burgundy core.
18. I like watermelon. You must do your best to get the only delicious durian in the world. I don't eat durian, you can call me ungrateful, but I really like watermelon and never eat durian.
19. I smell something! Eating durian on the train is really suffocating!
20. It's time to eat durian again. Take your time.
Eat durian and bask in the circle of friends and Zhihu's sentence copy 2 2 1. Eating durian feels like the whole world belongs to me.
22. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrients and unique in flavor, and has the reputation of being the king of fruits.
23. A person who never eats durian wants to try durian today. Bless me.
24. I ate an extra durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.
25. I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian dumplings, which are all durian products anyway.
26. You must find someone who loves durian in the future, or I'll have to eat durian secretly. It's so humbled.
27. I want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.
28. I have a lot of scruples about the joy of my old mother eating durian. It is delicious. I love durian!
29. I haven't eaten the durian I want for a long time. I ate a durian cake to relieve my craving. It was thick and delicious.
30. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I won't burp in the future.
3 1. This taste is simply too high.
32. I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat hahaha.
33. Durian, durian, eat durian with your big brother.
A few days ago, a person ate a durian and then got angry.
I really can't accept eating durian directly. I feel that the taste of durian goes straight to my head as soon as I enter my mouth.
36. Before I said I liked durian, my boyfriend bought Maoshanwang durian directly!
37. I want to eat durian and pizza Who invented durian pizza? It shouldn't be perfect.
Everything looks delicious. I'm starving. I'm starving. I really want to eat snail powder durian pizza.
39. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.
40. I don't like durian You like durian. I like it if I like it. You have to drag me to say that durian is so delicious. How could you not like it? Durian is the best in the world. It is wrong that you don't like durian.
Forty sentences in a circle of friends who are happy to eat durian
Life is like durian, some people think it stinks, others think there is no absolute right or wrong fragrance, just be happy.
2. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.
3. A cold in rainy days is more suitable for eating durian in bed.
4. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.
5. Save people ... Why is durian dry or smelly? I had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I feel like vomiting. It's too uncomfortable.
6. I was a durian in my last life.
7. The person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most.
8. I said: I want to eat durian, so I have durian. Life is like durian. The better, the sweeter #
9. It's a pity to know that some people around you don't like durian and don't eat durian thousand layers. It was so delicious that they all refused to taste it. It seems that we can only eat more.
10. A worldwide problem. If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?
1 1. I suddenly wanted to eat durian, so I simply ordered takeout. After eating, I just feel fragrant in my mouth.
12. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.
13. I ate durian twice a week. I can't afford it if I eat like this every week.
14. Want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.
15. What a happy mood it is to eat whatever you want. Thin-bottomed pizza is my favorite, durian and avocado, prawns, double fight. Qingming jiaozi, paper wonton, tofu skin jiaozi.
16. It's true that my wife hasn't eaten durian pizza for too long! It's delicious. Take a bite from every tip.
17. I like to eat durian. As soon as I get home, she will buy me a durian to eat hahaha.
18. This is my favorite flavor. I like it.
19. Eating a durian feels like my little baby is moving in the stomach, probably another cute one who loves durian.
20. I didn't stop eating durian white after exercise. Needless to say, this durian is too hard to swallow! I haven't eaten cooked durian recently!
Happy durian circle of friends sentence (Part II) 2 1. I just silently tried to eat durian, and durian came.
22. You must find someone who loves durian in the future, or I'll have to eat durian secretly. It's so humbled.
23. Eating stinky tofu and durian now tastes like burping ... it's amazing.
24. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.
25. Eating durian was rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.
26. There is nothing in the world that durian can't solve. If one slice is not enough, take the whole slice. Life is like durian. The better you cross, the sweeter you eat.
27. I heard that durian kernel is ripe and can be eaten. It tastes like chestnuts. As a result, my brain was short-circuited, so I put durian kernels in the microwave for a few minutes. I'll go! The kitchen turned into a toilet in an instant!
28. I love durian so much that I feel like Elvis Presley in my last life.
29. Eat durian in the afternoon, burp or smell durian at night, so happy!
30. Durian smells delicious. It tastes like ice cream, slippery and cool.
3 1. What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning! It's Versailles
32. I fell in love with eating durian when I was trying to lose weight.
Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog. Its internal structure is very strange. Open the shell, there is a small house inside, and there is a yellow pulp lying quietly inside. Every pulp has a burgundy core, and the pulp is delicious.
34. Eating durian three times a month is my biggest affirmation of this durian pizza.
35. I ate durian and thought it was mine.
I don't like jujube, but I like jujube paste very much. I don't like durian, but I like durian pizza. Weird
37. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.
38. Never eating durian to falling in love with durian is really just a moment! When the cherry caught fire, I couldn't help eating a durian. If it weren't for the fire, I would definitely buy two boxes.
39. On the train, two little dolls ate durian opposite me. They kept swinging their feet, kicking me for a while and kicking me for a while. It's so rhythmic
40. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.
Watch a movie and send a circle of friends to collect 40 copies.
Copywriting in a circle of friends after watching a movie (I) 1. I went to the movies alone. I seem to have picked the wrong time today. Dog food all over the street, dog food all over the cinema, it seems that I am the only king on the street, well, the lonely king.
2. Flower language of popcorn: Don't talk while watching movies.
Since I broke up with you, I have been eating alone and watching movies alone. Whenever I think of you, I can't help crying.
I like to lean on your shoulder when watching movies, and I like you to whisper to me.
I gradually like the loneliness of my seniors. When a person eats, goes shopping and watches movies, the more sensible he is, the quieter he will be. Dependence on others is the most fatal weakness.
6. Record a few frames of joy.
7. Is it really old? Especially this year. Easy to catch a cold. A cold and runny nose for a month. Do you like watching movies today?
8. Do I have to go to the movies alone again? Forget it, let's sleep in the dormitory.
9. The first time I went to the cinema to see a movie, I didn't see the end and left an ending. Perhaps because of anger, my wish to go to the movies together has never come true. I wonder if I can see the ending of this movie.
10. With a sense of ceremony, life will become dull and steaming.
1 1. During my internship, I had a good time eating alone and watching movies alone.
12. The weeks before the holiday were really fun! Blow the air conditioner at home every day and don't go out. Just eating and drinking, watching movies, watching saved plays.
13. Put on a beautiful makeup, put on a beautiful little skirt, and go to the cinema to ask my little sister out.
14. Going to the movies for the first time is not for the protagonist, not for the plot, but for a song.
15. I didn't have time to think about writing, so I rushed to watch movies together.
16. I really like moving alone, going to restaurants, watching movies and traveling alone.
17. The cinema is open!
18. Do you want to watch a movie together?
19. The movie is so kind that people who missed it can always meet again.
20. Single movie.
Copywriting in a circle of friends after watching a movie (part two) 2 1. Suddenly I want to get married, too. This typhoon day, I want to nest on the sofa with my favorite person to watch movies, and now I can lie in his arms.
22. Although I like watching movies alone, I still hope that someone can have dinner with me after watching movies.
23. It turns out that a person can do many things.
24. Why do you like watching movies? Because you've experienced something you haven't experienced before. The movie I saw last night made me cry! Those who should be moved and depressed should cry, dripping with joy and comfort!
25. Today's family activities, let's go to the movies.
26. Watching movies is already the most exciting thing in my plain life. I like watching movies very much! I have loved it since I was a child! I love it!
27. When I first bought a couple's seat in the cinema, I was as excited as a child.
28. I like watching movies when someone holds my hand and never lets go.
I really want to go out with you. For example, go to the movies, for example, go to the night scene, for example, take the Ferris wheel.
30. I want to go to the movies. I want to go to the movies with fried chicken and milk tea.
3 1. On a typhoon day, looking out of the window, I suddenly feel that it is a very romantic thing to go home and watch a movie with someone I like. A woman in her thirties has a girlish heart in her twenties.
32. I am very happy today. I'm really happy. Because I went to the cinema, bookstore and shopping mall.
I was in a bad mood, so I decided to go to the movies. Dopamine secreted by exercise eased my boring life.
I like winter so much that I want to invite him to eat hot pot, drink milk tea, watch movies and set off fireworks. You can come together when you are free!
35. I can't describe it. I like watching movies alone more and more.
36. A person watching a movie is surrounded by lovers! Actually, I just want to fall in love!
37. Book the venue (when there are few people)
38. How boring life would be if there were no regrets. -"A Generation of Masters"
39. You can tell your character from the way you watch movies.
40. Roses are best for romantic movies, and you are the best.
A collection of funny copywriting in a circle of friends, with a kitten.
The cat has five small meat pads under each of its four feet, so it walks very lightly.
I used to be afraid of cats, but now I love cats invincible.
Its hair is gray-black, and black stripes are scattered from the top of the head and concentrated on the nose like a flower.
When I play with my cat, how do I know whether it borrows me to kill time or I borrow it to kill time?
The cats shouted, It's getting dark. In the vast and free world, it is so dark. They are struggling in endless pain, living, occasionally fighting for food, occasionally looking for a partner, occasionally being countered by human beings, and occasionally having a good meal from contradictory creatures. They will also be tired, will look up at the immortal sparks hundreds of millions of light-years away, and will cry. It's dark, it's dark everywhere, but why can you always be so bright?
6. How lonely I am, probably because a person who doesn't like or even fear animals wants to keep a cat.
7. A friend said that if there is a cat at home, you can invite someone you like to say, "Do you want to lick the cat at my house?" Too sexy.
8. The biological cat is charming because it has a temperament that looks down on you no matter whether you are rich or poor.
9. It is more difficult to meet a cat than a bosom friend. A cat will let you touch its fur.
10. Be a cat in the next life, then wander, find a warm nest, and then settle in another place.
1 1. I have a kitten at home. It has black and white hair, a pair of small ears and a pair of round eyes that keep turning. The beards on both sides of the mouth are moving, so cute!
12. "Huahua" is chubby, with black and white fur, like velvet, with black patterns.
13. I like cats because I love my family. Gradually, the cat became the tangible soul of my family.
14. My uncle has a lively and lovely kitten. It is dressed in snow-white clothes, with sharp ears, sparkling eyes like two emeralds and a long tail, which is extremely arrogant.
15. Cats have thick and soft pads on the soles of their feet, so they walk quietly and silently, and will not scare away mice. There are sharp claws at the end of the toes, which can be extended and retracted at will. This makes it not only run like a fly on the flat ground, but also build houses, climb trees and climb over walls. Rats are forced to lose their souls and rarely escape bad luck.
16. If I can, I want to have a yard with all kinds of flowers I like, as well as cats, dogs and fish.
17. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a cat, carefree, lying in the sunset and watching my life pass like this.
18. It's nice to curl up so lazily.
19. Cats are always chasing their tails, as if they can't forget the dust left in the past.
20. I didn't expect my kitten to be so cold. Give me some face.
The copy of the cat baby in the circle of friends is funny (Part II) 2 1. Don't look at me, look at me again, I'm afraid I can't help but buy dried fish for you again.
22. The cat has a long, thick tail, and the patterns on its back are dark yellow and light yellow, which are very beautiful together.
23. If the cat stares straight at the owner's face and barks loudly, it means that it is hungry; If it lengthens its voice in a coquetry way, it is not satisfied: after meeting the requirements, the aiming sound becomes smaller.
24. I suddenly burst into tears, thanking Uncle Cat for accompanying me over the years, and also thanking the people who updated Uncle Cat's status in Weibo.
25. Hello, my master says he can't afford me. Let me see how many fish I have left.
26. Diandian is a kitten in my family. I call it Diandian because its goose yellow fur is printed with many white spots of different shapes, which is very beautiful. It has a pair of round black eyes, shining like two black pearls.
27. It is really the happiest thing to go home every day with a cat. Bathing, eating and working will be close to me.
28. This flower cat has black spots on a white background. From a distance, it looks like a mass of white cotton with a few drops of ink on it.
29. My kitten has a long and round body, brown hair and a beautiful belly.
30. Cats have real emotional loyalty. Humans often hide their feelings for some reason, but cats don't.
3 1. Now I have a white cat with sky-blue eyes. In the dark, the pupil glows like a ruby, which is very cute and terrible.
32. Why do people around who like cats and who don't like cats have cats, but I don't?
33. Kittens have small eyes, red eyes and gray eyes. There was an old man's eyes, which gradually lost their luster and were dull. Grandma has a lively and lovely Xiaohua Mall. Her eyes are round, there is a triangular mouth under her small nose, there are beautiful eight-shaped beards on both sides of her small mouth, and two pointed ears stand on her round head, which looks particularly proud.
34. Our cat will jump from the third floor without hesitation when looking for love. Are people so brave?
Since I got a kitten, I will never feel lonely at home again.
36. "Meow ... Meow ..." My kitten dotes on me again. The kitten is cute, and its yellow hair is bright. Round eyes look bright. Cats' paws are usually hidden in the furry soles of their feet, and they only show their talents at critical moments. During the day, the kitten always lies beside my bed and sleeps squinting. No matter what you call it, it ignores it and is lazy. At night, it can come back to life: staring at two light bulbs, flashing bright light, looking around like a patrol. If the kitten is hungry, she sometimes rolls on the ground and wraps her tail around my feet and cries "Meow ……", showing a pathetic look. Sometimes I catch mice by myself, and most of the time I return with a full load, and occasionally I get nothing.
37. There is a little girl downstairs in my house who has a lovely kitten. This kitten has long white hair. On its round head, it has a pair of ears like a small steeple. Below the ear are a pair of bright big eyes, and the black pupils will change; Morning is like jujube pit; It becomes a thin line at noon; At night, it becomes two green bulbs, round.
38. Many people keep cats at home because cats are cute. Cats are not very big, but cats are very likable. In the morning, the kitten licks its claws with its tongue, and then wipes its face with its claws. It is really cute.
39. Animals are spiritual and different from plants. If you are lonely, it will accompany you. On a sunny afternoon, curl up in your arms.
40. Very clever. If the owner puts a circle on it, it will shrink up and shake it hard. First, shake it with its legs, then extend one leg forward, and then extend the other leg backward, and it will be out of the circle.
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