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Love rat's classic domineering short sentences, love rat's domineering sentences (72 sentences)

1, if you don't love me, get out. Those who love me are waiting in line.

Stay away from me. I'm allergic to love rat.

3. I'll give it all back to you. What's the big deal!

Don't talk about yourself like that. Bad for dogs.

5. You are really creative and have the courage to live!

6. Don't look back or come to me when you leave.

I don't judge a book by its cover, I am before you.

8. Did you just come out of the pickle jar? Really idle.

9. You didn't get 180, but your brother got 249.

10, kept breaking up, but still didn't break up.

1 1, this handsome guy, you look like my next boyfriend.

12, you are smart enough to know that you are human.

13, your cerebellum is really developed, occupying all the space in your brain.

14, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Erlang as your master.

15, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.

16, just think about it, in fact, you are not even qualified to think!

17, I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

18. Since then, we have forgotten each other, and Qianshan will never meet again.

19, if he still says, you say, it's so cute, I'll tell you.

20. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

2 1, never mind, I can't live any longer, Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll go to the grave to see you!

22. Wipe off your gum and see who is talking.

23. I don't want to know that you are ill. Don't be so obvious, okay?

24. You are a cucumber, and you owe it. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

25. I have been secretly happy for many days since I learned that you are not doing well.

26. I forgot that there is another kind of people in the world, Martians. Where are you from?

27, there are cockroaches * * * super-individuals, semi-plants with rotten vitality.

The sky is blue and the sea is deep. What you said is not true.

29. Never bothering you again is my last gentleness.

Don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

3 1, after all, you are so ugly, can you be more beautiful?

32. It's shameless for an animal to pretend to be a respectable gentleman!

From now on, your world has nothing to do with me, and you don't deserve to see my world.

Your face is bigger than your ass, and a toad stuck its hair in it. Are you a bird or an animal?

35. Don't think that eating some spinach makes you a Popeye, and you dare to yell at me.

36. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

37, * * * will always be * * *, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

38, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light, right

39. In the process of chaotic evolution, you obviously ignored the aesthetic views of the public.

40. You are really a scum among scum, a perverted animal and a transvestite.

4 1, you look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

42, you still chase a fashionable haircut, please see your 38 points.

43. Watch you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

44. If you take a path, hold your head high, don't hug, and hug a small steamed bun.

I won't know you until I do something good in my life. Even throwing it in the sun is not environmentally friendly.

46, don't talk to your dad * * *, you are so filial and show off in an ostentatious manner.

47. Spring has passed. What are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

48. If he doesn't talk, you can say, dare not say, and don't be so arrogant in the future.

49. After breaking up, don't ask me how I am doing. It's none of your business.

50. Do you think a few words of abuse will make you invincible? Will you stop being so funny?

5 1, Nongfu Spring, which takes a bottle of tap water from its own house every day, still feels quite petty.

52. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself. Don't blame the earth for being unattractive if you can't shit.

53. Do you think I have a man? Do you think it is interesting to be a man instead of a dog?

54. There is a big hole in your head! Otherwise, I have filled your head with so many things that it is not full!

55. I don't like reading people's hearts for a long time. I prefer that people and dogs can tell at a glance.

56. Don't pretend to be an uncle with a cigarette in my face. When your mother and I were hanging out, you were still playing with the mud in your father's eggs.

57. Dear ex, I hope to witness every wedding, and I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Girl, your fashionable dress, especially those black cotton socks with sandals, is really amazing.

I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

60. At first I thought you were affectionate, but later it was full of loopholes. Thanks to my sincerity, fortunately, I stopped in time and stayed away from love rat.

6 1, there are three kinds of people in the world: those whose conscience is eaten by dogs, those whose conscience is not eaten by dogs, and those whose conscience doesn't even eat dogs.

62. You are afraid of wasting bullets when shooting, and you are afraid of dirty bricks when shooting with bricks. Going out of the house is harmful to the city appearance, and going abroad is harmful to the country.

63. Who knows that you can only scream twice, and then in front of people, there is no sound like a grass dog sleeping in the stove in winter.

64. You are the scum of society, the parasite of feces, the excess fat of human body, the lowest low-level creature and the scum of men.

I'm not interested in a loser like you. The greater my expectations, the greater my disappointment. I thought you could hold on a little longer, but I didn't expect you to be a loser.

Shameless person, I don't even bother to hit you if you give me a face. I'm afraid I'll hit you and get your hands dirty. Save some sores in the future.

67. At first, we were almost the same, but since you were crazy, I know what the gap is ... I'm not saying that you are so stupid!

68. Be sure to take a lightning rod when you go out, so as to nip in the bud. One day, being struck by lightning and crushed by a car, we will feel sad when we scoop the body into the basin with a spoon.

One day, I found that my little pig suddenly stopped sleeping late. This is very strange. I didn't know what to do when I saw the pig in the past, and then I took a closer look. Wow, the pig is reading the message!

70. You look very abstract! You look hazy! You look fuzzy! You look very ... strange! Give me a break. I really can't describe you. I have never seen a ghost.

7 1, if you have something to say, pay attention to yourself and keep a good attitude. Don't make me ignore you then. After all, it's really puzzling that you speak too much junk language.

72. In our country, you don't learn so many weapons, but learn swords. You don't have to learn how to use a sword. You must learn how to get drunk with a sword, because there are too many moves. Sword iron, don't learn silver sword! In the end, you have reached the realm of the unity of man and sword, that is, the knight errant.