Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - I don't want to talk about my centaur. About one sentence, Ma Ren said (42 selected sentences)
I don't want to talk about my centaur. About one sentence, Ma Ren said (42 selected sentences)
I didn't say you are shameless. I mean you're shameless.
3, I don't want to talk to you, I'm a neat freak!
4, less * *, that is not a sign of pride, just a hobby of a tramp.
No artificial intelligence can compare with you, a born fool.
6. Now * * is used for flirting, and the brush is used for * *!
7. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and year after year.
8. It is said that grandchildren are hot girls. Do you like to eat hot and sour powder when you are pregnant?
9.* * * Did you throw people away and raise the placenta when you were born?
10, I'll say whatever you want. I don't mind telling you.
1 1, I don't control: I can't control surfing the internet, I can't control fighting, I can't control * *.
12, how many times do you have to water it to make such a wonderful flower?
13, I wish you a long life and die alone!
Don't nag me! Stop nagging me!
15, your parents must be lucky!
16, I said, can you be willful!
17, Xueba * *, it's really technical.
18, give you an umbrella, if you don't lift it, it will be sunny!
19, don't read what you shouldn't read, don't say what you shouldn't say, don't listen to what you shouldn't hear, and don't think about what you should do!
20, Lao tze to * * * retreat.
2 1, congratulations on the birth of your wife! I planted a seed and finally grew a fruit. .....
22. I don't like * * because I have strong hands-on ability.
23. I have never owned you, but I feel that I have lost you thousands of times.
24. Although ugly, I want to be beautiful! Although you are not young, your penis is not big either!
25, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light, right
26. It is not terrible for a woman to have a flat chest. The terrible thing is that she has no culture.
27, you * * * so love to take advantage of, if take somebody else's real hand short, you * * * would have high paraplegia.
28. I wish you can always hold the sheets with one hand during orgasm!
29. Don't scold if you don't * *. If you want to scold, scold to death.
30. I never * * because I swear.
3 1, * * * takes you shopping, and people ask: Elder sister, how much did you buy this monkey?
32, you are so beautiful, * * * invited foreign aid before giving birth to you!
33. When I was a child, my deskmate said that he was a half-blood of the G8. At that time, that worship!
34. I wish you infertility but full of children and grandchildren!
35. God spread wisdom all over the world, but you took an umbrella!
36. Do you know how to cook paella now? Don't be too Kim TaeYeon.
37. If someone scolds you for pretending to be 13, you can reply. Well, you really are 13.
38. I wish the price of cucumbers in your community market will never increase!
39, put it back. I will definitely celebrate.
40, not * * 38, 76 is enough at most.
4 1, you drink Lao zi. . Do you think you did the math, b?
42. what Put Lao Tzu back in Kerry if you can.
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